Guy Smiley Takes His Studio Audience Out For His Vacation

[mikealan]

I've got an idea which was based on the classic Sesame skit from 1990 where Guy Smiley took his studio audience out to lunch. Well, how about if he TAKES his BIGGER audience out for a vacation!! On the lunch skit, they did Table For 39, but how about Vacation For 129?

Here's my idea:
Pierre the Reservationist of the restaurant (i don't recall that part) becomes the reservationist of the hotel, "Atlantic Plaza", hotel of the famous stars of television and radio. Guy Smiley hopes he has alot of rooms that are vacant because he plans to take his studio audience out for a vacation! Pierre must know how many members of the audience would have to stay in vacant rooms because there may not be enough rooms, but he thinks he does. If Guy Smiley has 129 members of the studio audience, who should he invite along with the other members he invited from the audience lunch segment including some Honkers, Yip-Yips, grouches, AM's, some animals, a dish, and a spoon? Can you think of 90 more audience members from the Muppets, Fraggle Rock, and Sesame Street he should invite?

At the end, Pierre has 43 vacant rooms, so he has the pass "Vacation for 129"! Guy Smiley wanted to have fun with the audience members during his vacation, but Pierre won't let him join the entire studio audience for his vacation because he does not have the pass "Vacation for 130"! Guy tries to find someone he could join with during his vacation, but they don't want to have a vacation with him!

What do you think of my idea? Who should Guy Smiley invite?

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

How about these:

The Muppet Show:

Boppity
Gloat
Droop
Baskerville the Dog
Lenny the Lizard
Green Hunchback Frackle
Shakey Sanchez
Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
Pink Boppity
Green Boppity
Purple Frackle
Season 5 Green Frackle
Afghan Hound
Wolfhound
Miss Kitty
Flower-Eating Monster
Luncheon Counter Monster
Beautiful Day Monster
Timmy Monster
Behemoth
Big Mama
Youknow Bird (the pink one)
Forcryingoutloud Bird (the green one)
Ohboy Bird (the blue one)
Whaddayasay Bird (the red one)
Righton Bird (the red-haired purple one)
Ohreally Bird (the orange one)
Telephone Pole Birds (five green ones with different-colored hair)
Baby Blue Birds (three small blue ones)
Catgut, Rover Joe, and T.R. Rooster
Alfonso D'Bruzzo the Parrot
Winny the Cafeteria Bird
Quongo the Gorilla
The Canary (from "Bird in a Cage")
The Dodo (from "Snow Bird")
The Wolf (from "Super Sheep")
The Windmill Creature (from "Windmills of your Mind")
The Four Fazoobs
The Muppaphones
The Clams
The Lobsters
The Koozebanian Phoob
The Gill Brothers
The Fish Singer

Fraggle Rock:

Sprocket
Brool & Murray Minstrels
Wander McMooch
Aretha
Begoony
Food
Gunge & Philo
Mudwell the Mudbunny
Blustering Bellowpane Monster
The Inkspots
The Poison Cackler
The Beast (Tosh Fraggle's pet)

Muppets Tonight,The Jim Henson Hour, etc.:

Lindbergh
Jacques the Roach
Codzilla
Pink Monster Telethon Monster
Purple Monster Telethon Monster
Anthony & Fran Monsters
The Graffiti Guys
The Extremes
Rusty the Dog from "Dog City"
Tug Monster, Boo Monster, & Molly Monster of "Little Muppet Monsters"
The Dragons of "Puppetman"
Nigel the Director
Seymour the Elephant Elevator Operator
Big Mean Carl
Edgar & Cecil Bears of "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
The Turtle from "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
The Termites from "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
Raymond the Porcupine
The Man-Eating Chicken from "John Denver & The Muppets: A Rocky Mountain Holiday"
Lizard, Snake, and Pop-Eyed Catfish of "Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas"
Bug Lou Allan
Tutie of "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"
The Belly Bashers from "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"
The Stuffed Dragon from "A Christmas Toy"
Various Animals from "Jim Henson's Animal Show"
The Sneels, Wickershams, and the Gink of "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss"
Milton the Golden Toad & Other Animals of "The Song of the Cloud Forest"

 

[Boober_Gorg]

What do you think of my idea?

Honestly, it's not very creative at all.

 

[TotallySpiesFan]

I liked that idea.

 

[mikealan]

How about these:

The Muppet Show:

Boppity
Gloat
Droop
Baskerville the Dog
Lenny the Lizard
Green Hunchback Frackle
Shakey Sanchez
Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
Pink Boppity
Green Boppity
Purple Frackle
Season 5 Green Frackle
Afghan Hound
Wolfhound
Miss Kitty
Flower-Eating Monster
Luncheon Counter Monster
Beautiful Day Monster
Timmy Monster
Behemoth
Big Mama
Youknow Bird (the pink one)
Forcryingoutloud Bird (the green one)
Ohboy Bird (the blue one)
Whaddayasay Bird (the red one)
Righton Bird (the red-haired purple one)
Ohreally Bird (the orange one)
Telephone Pole Birds (five green ones with different-colored hair)
Baby Blue Birds (three small blue ones)
Catgut, Rover Joe, and T.R. Rooster
Alfonso D'Bruzzo the Parrot
Winny the Cafeteria Bird
Quongo the Gorilla
The Canary (from "Bird in a Cage")
The Dodo (from "Snow Bird")
The Wolf (from "Super Sheep")
The Windmill Creature (from "Windmills of your Mind")
The Four Fazoobs
The Muppaphones
The Clams
The Lobsters
The Koozebanian Phoob
The Gill Brothers
The Fish Singer

Fraggle Rock:

Sprocket
Brool & Murray Minstrels
Wander McMooch
Aretha
Begoony
Food
Gunge & Philo
Mudwell the Mudbunny
Blustering Bellowpane Monster
The Inkspots
The Poison Cackler
The Beast (Tosh Fraggle's pet)

Muppets Tonight,The Jim Henson Hour, etc.:

Lindbergh
Jacques the Roach
Codzilla
Pink Monster Telethon Monster
Purple Monster Telethon Monster
Anthony & Fran Monsters
The Graffiti Guys
The Extremes
Rusty the Dog from "Dog City"
Tug Monster, Boo Monster, & Molly Monster of "Little Muppet Monsters"
The Dragons of "Puppetman"
Nigel the Director
Seymour the Elephant Elevator Operator
Big Mean Carl
Edgar & Cecil Bears of "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
The Turtle from "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
The Termites from "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs"
Raymond the Porcupine
The Man-Eating Chicken from "John Denver & The Muppets: A Rocky Mountain Holiday"
Lizard, Snake, and Pop-Eyed Catfish of "Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas"
Bug Lou Allan
Tutie of "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"
The Belly Bashers from "The Ghost of Faffner Hall"
The Stuffed Dragon from "A Christmas Toy"
Various Animals from "Jim Henson's Animal Show"
The Sneels, Wickershams, and the Gink of "The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss"
Milton the Golden Toad & Other Animals of "The Song of the Cloud Forest"

HILARIOUS! It should be more than 90 so Pierre could let all of the members of Guy Smiley's Sesame/Fraggle Rock/Muppet auidence have fun except poor Guy Smiley, just like the lunch sketch!

 

[mikealan]

HILARIOUS! It should be more than 90 so Pierre could let all of the members of Guy Smiley's Sesame/Fraggle Rock/Muppet auidence have fun except poor Guy Smiley, just like the lunch sketch!

Well, along with them, how about the AM's from 1969-73, including Roosevelt Franklin!

 

[minor muppetz]

Here is who Guy Smiley should invite:

from Sesame Street (and related productions):
1. Rosevelt franklin
2. Rosevelt Franklin's mother
3. Miss Finch
4. Bug the Bug
5. Lightening The reindeer
6. nerdy kid from Everyone Likes ice cream
7. mean kid from Everyone Likes ice Cream
8. grover
9. fat blue
10. Bruno
11. the lion (or was it a tiger?) from On vacation with Guy Smiley
12. Ernie
13. Bert
14. Mother Chairbird
15. The mayor of grouchland
16. The Mayor of grouchland's wife
17. Sharon Groan
18. Football Stenchman
19. Collander Stenchman
20. Chip
21. Dip
22. Little Bird
23. Preston rabbit
24. Aristotle
25. the old man from Beat the Time
26. maurice monster
27. Vincent Twice, Vincent twice
28. herbert Birdsfoot
29. Gary grouch
30. Sonny friendly

from Fraggle Rock:
31. Philo
32. Gunge
33. Wander mcMooch
34. Sprocket
35. Cotterpin doozer
36. Wignut Doozer
37. Flange Doozer
38. Traveling Matt
39. Morris Fraggle
40. the worlds oldest fraggle
41. Henchy
42. marlon fraggle
43. an Inkspot
44. another Inkspot
45. Aretha
46. Convincing John
47. Begoony
48. Lou Fraggle
49. Tosh Fraggle
50. Cantus
51. Murray
52. Brio
53. brool
54. Baslam
55. a rumblebug
56. another rumblebug
57. another rumblebug
58. a doozer
59. another doozer
60. another doozer

and from The Muppet Show (and related productions):
61. J.P. Gross
62. Muppy
63. leroy The Donkey
64. Digit
65. Dr. Teeth
66. Floyd pepper
67. Animal
68. Janice
69. Zoot
70. Lips
71. Seymour
72. Pepe
73. the purple guy from the muppets tonight band
74. Zippety Zap
75. the purple guy with a tall head and monicle from MTI and MWoO
76. Splurge
77. Thig
78. Thog
79. Horace d'Fly
80. Waldo C. graphic
81. Anthony
82. Fern
83. Hilda
84. Shouting lady
85. Bill
86. Gil
87. Jill
88. Peter Cratchet
89. Statler
90. Waldorf

 

[mikealan]

Here is who Guy Smiley should invite:

from Sesame Street (and related productions):
1. Rosevelt franklin
2. Rosevelt Franklin's mother
3. Miss Finch
4. Bug the Bug
5. Lightening The reindeer
6. nerdy kid from Everyone Likes ice cream
7. mean kid from Everyone Likes ice Cream
8. grover
9. fat blue
10. Bruno
11. the lion (or was it a tiger?) from On vacation with Guy Smiley
12. Ernie
13. Bert
14. Mother Chairbird
15. The mayor of grouchland
16. The Mayor of grouchland's wife
17. Sharon Groan
18. Football Stenchman
19. Collander Stenchman
20. Chip
21. Dip
22. Little Bird
23. Preston rabbit
24. Aristotle
25. the old man from Beat the Time
26. maurice monster
27. Vincent Twice, Vincent twice
28. herbert Birdsfoot
29. Gary grouch
30. Sonny friendly

from Fraggle Rock:
31. Philo
32. Gunge
33. Wander mcMooch
34. Sprocket
35. Cotterpin doozer
36. Wignut Doozer
37. Flange Doozer
38. Traveling Matt
39. Morris Fraggle
40. the worlds oldest fraggle
41. Henchy
42. marlon fraggle
43. an Inkspot
44. another Inkspot
45. Aretha
46. Convincing John
47. Begoony
48. Lou Fraggle
49. Tosh Fraggle
50. Cantus
51. Murray
52. Brio
53. brool
54. Baslam
55. a rumblebug
56. another rumblebug
57. another rumblebug
58. a doozer
59. another doozer
60. another doozer

and from The Muppet Show (and related productions):
61. J.P. Gross
62. Muppy
63. leroy The Donkey
64. Digit
65. Dr. Teeth
66. Floyd pepper
67. Animal
68. Janice
69. Zoot
70. Lips
71. Seymour
72. Pepe
73. the purple guy from the muppets tonight band
74. Zippety Zap
75. the purple guy with a tall head and monicle from MTI and MWoO
76. Splurge
77. Thig
78. Thog
79. Horace d'Fly
80. Waldo C. graphic
81. Anthony
82. Fern
83. Hilda
84. Shouting lady
85. Bill
86. Gil
87. Jill
88. Peter Cratchet
89. Statler
90. Waldorf

Well, Waldo's 3D, and some of the muppets are huge like Bruno and some are small like Cotterpin Doozer. The list TotallySpiesFan wrote is hilarious.

 

[mikealan]

Well, Waldo's 3D, and some of the muppets are huge like Bruno and some are small like Cotterpin Doozer. The list TotallySpiesFan wrote is hilarious.

Oh, I think that's too much audience members, and Sonny Friendly isn't one of the audience members! He's America's Travelling Game-Show host!

 

[mikealan]

The script is ready

OK, here is a script, and I hope you will think it's excellent. It might be the same thing on "Audience Lunch", though.

(The scene is the lobby of Atlantic Plaza hotel. Pierre works there. Guy Smiley enters the hotel.)

PIERRE: (clears throat) Good evening, Mr. Guy Smiley! Welcome to the "Atlantic Plaza", hotel of the famous stars of television and radio. We have over 500 deluxe rooms, a giant indoor water park, a giant spa, and a big entertainment center that has a movie cinema, an arcade, and a big live stage theater.

GUY SMILEY: Thank you, Pierre. I hope you have a lot of these rooms for us, because today I, Guy Smiley, America's most-beloved and favorite game-show host, am taking my entire studio audience out for my vacation!!!

(Game-show music starts playing. Minor characters from "Sesame Street", "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", "Muppets Tonight", "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", "Dog City", "The Jim Henson Hour", "Litte Muppet Monsters", "Puppetman", "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs", "The Wubbulous World Of Dr. Suess", "Song Of the Cloud Forest", "The Christmas Toy", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", "The Ghost Of Faffner Hall" and a giant Man-Eating Chicken from "John Denver & the Muppets: A Rocky Mountain Holiday" (as audience members) burst in with excitement)

PIERRE: Very good. Very good. (as game-show music starts fading away) Unfortunately, I must know how many members are in your entire studio audience.

GUY SMILEY: But why, Pierre? Why?

PIERRE: Because we may not have enough rooms for them and so many guests have their own rooms....(Guy and the audience members become disappointed in a few seconds) but I think do.

(Guy and the audience members become very happy with excitement)

GUY SMILEY: Oh good! That's wonderful, Pierre! (To all audience members) All right, studio audience members, step right up and be counted!

(game-show clock music from "To Tell A Face" and "Say the Word" starts playing. The audience members walk into a line as Pierre counts them.)

PIERRE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

GUY SMILEY: (to 16th audience member) Move on now! Move on!

PIERRE: 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28...

GUY SMILEY: (to 29th audience member) Go on! Move!

PIERRE: 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39...

GUY SMILEY: (to 40th audience member) Step up right now! Keep moving.

PIERRE: 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50...

GUY SMILEY: (to 51st audience member) Step along, buddy!

PIERRE: 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64...

GUY SMILEY: (to 65th audience member) Come on now. Don't be shy. Move on!

PIERRE: 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78...

GUY SMILEY: (to 79th audience member) Follow up, pal! Follow up!

PIERRE: 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92...

GUY SMILEY: (to 93rd audience member) Keep going, keep going.

PIERRE: 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105...

GUY SMILEY: (to 106th audience member) Keep up the counting!

PIERRE: 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116...

GUY SMILEY: (to 117th audience member) Move on now. Move on!

PIERRE: 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127...

GUY SMILEY: (to 128th audience member) Step up as you please.

PIERRE: 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138...

GUY SMILEY: (to 139th audience member) Move along! Move along!

PIERRE: 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149...

GUY SMILEY: (to 150th audience member) Keep moving! Keep moving!

PIERRE: 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161...

GUY SMILEY: (to 162nd audience member) Walk up straight!

PIERRE: 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172...

GUY SMILEY: (to 173rd audience member) Get along now. Get along.

PIERRE: 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183...

GUY SMILEY: (as 184th audience member follows up) This crowd is almost the end!

PIERRE: 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198,....(as game-show clock music ends) 199.

GUY SMILEY: There are 199 members of my entire studio audience!!! (Crowd off-screen cheers) (angrily staring at Pierre) Well, Pierre?

PIERRE: Well,...YOU'RE IN LUCK! WE HAVE THE SPECIAL: VACATION FOR 199!!!!!

GUY SMILEY: (as game-show music plays again) Wonderful, Pierre!!! That's great news!!!

PIERRE: YES! WE HAVE 99 VACANT ROOMS FOR YOUR AUDIENCE MEMBERS! (To all audience members) OK, you guys, find yourself rooms! They're on the 4th, 6th, 11th, 12th, and 29th floors!

GUY SMILEY: Thank you so much for where they have to stay in, Pierre! Hey! Don't you know what you forgot to count?

PIERRE: No, Mr. Smiley. What did I forget to count?

GUY SMILEY: You forgot to count me!

PIERRE: Oh! You are right, Mr. Smiley! you and all of your audience members make 200!

GUY SMILEY: Wonderful! That's great! (as game-show music starts fading away again) Now, I'm gonna relax and have a nice and fun vacation....

PIERRE: Oh no you don't! You may not go in there!

GUY SMILEY: Why not?

PIERRE: There aren't any vacant rooms right now, and we have the special Vacation for 199 but we do NOT have Vacation for 200!

GUY SMILEY: *sigh* No, you don't understand! That's my studio audience vacation and I want to have fun!

(Chester McGrath (purple AM) enters)

CHESTER McGRATH: Mmm-hmm. Chester McGraph here for a three-day vacation.

PIERRE: Yes, and welcome to Atlantic Plaza! The guests from Room 283 will be out in a moment. (To Guy) It's OK, I will find you a vacant room for you to sleep in. Just wait patiently.

GUY SMILEY: But, but...(as game-show music plays again) (to Chester McGraph) Oh! Chester McGraph, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's most beloved game-show host? Huh? (Chester ignores him.)

(Mr. Johnson (Fat Blue) enters)

GUY SMILEY: Hey! Mr. Johnson! Are you a friend of mine?

MR. JOHNSON: No! (walks away)

(The Ferrand family enters)

GUY SMILEY: Mr. & Mrs. Ferrand, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host? (they start ignoring him. Ms. Bernard enters.) Ms. Bernard! Would you like to have a vacation with me?

MS. BERNARD: No! (goes to the waiting room)

GUY SMILEY: I don't understand this! Oh! (to bellhop) Bellhop! Bellhop! I need a vacant room immediately!! (pause) I guess...I guess...I sleep by the plants, perhaps...

The minor characters on this fan-fic are the ones TotallySpiesFan listed