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Guy Smiley Takes His Studio Audience Out For His Vacation

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TotallySpiesFan said:
How about those:

202-203. Andy and Randy Pigs (Muppets Tonight)
204. Otto Octopus (It's Not Easy Being Green)
205. Auntie Audubon
206. Leo Birdelli
207. Sidney the Camel
206. Butch the Tiger
207. Iago the Donkey
208. Rezal Evad Gib (the alligator from "The Muppet Show")
209. The Bird Announcer (Muppets Tonight)
210. Fred the Wonder Horse
211. Gladys the Cow
212. Frazzle
213. Jake the Polar Bear
214. Stinky the Skunk
215. Armstrong the Chicken Hawk
216. Arlene the Aardvark
217. Virginia the Red Fox
218. Andrew the Reindeer
219. Lenny the Gorilla
220. Hillary the Owl
221. Robert the Red Deer
222-223. Raccoons (The Muppet Show)
224-227. Frogs (The Muppet Show)
228-232. Pigs (The Muppet Show)
233. Stevenson the Parrot (MTI Computer Game)
234. Yellow Dog (Tale of Bunny Picnic)
235-238. The Snerfs
239. Arnie the Alligator
240. Joe the Armadillo
241. Alexis the Giraffe
242. Julie the Flamingo
243. Jared the Tiger
244. Flaubert the Anteater (Muppet Treasure Island)
245-246. Gophers (The Muppet Show)
247. Chicago the Lion
248. Wolfgang the Seal
249. Gus Hopper
GREAT!! Now let's get the script started!
 

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(The scene is the lobby of Atlantic Plaza hotel. Pierre works there. Guy Smiley enters the hotel.)

PIERRE: (clears throat) Good evening, Mr. Guy Smiley! Welcome to the "Atlantic Plaza", hotel of the famous stars of television and movies. We have over 500 deluxe rooms, a giant indoor water park, a giant spa, and a big entertainment center that has a movie cinema, an arcade, and a big live stage theater.

GUY SMILEY: Thank you, Pierre. I hope you have a lot of these rooms for us, because today I, Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host, am taking my entire studio audience out for my big vacation!!!

(Game-show music starts playing. Minor characters from "Sesame Street", "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", "Muppets Tonight", "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", "Dog City", "The Jim Henson Hour", "Litte Muppet Monsters", "Puppetman", "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs", "The Wubbulous World Of Dr. Suess", "Song Of the Cloud Forest", "The Christmas Toy", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", "The Ghost Of Faffner Hall", "Muppet Treasure Island", "Muppet Musicians of Bremen", Dog from "The Tale Of the Bunny Picnic", Otto Octopus from the video "It's Not Easy Bein' Green" and a giant Man-Eating Chicken from "John Denver & the Muppets: A Rocky Mountain Holiday" (as audience members) burst in with excitement)

PIERRE: Very good. Very good. (as game-show music starts fading away) Unfortunately, I must know how many people are in your entire studio audience.

GUY SMILEY: But why, Pierre? Why?

PIERRE: Because we may not have enough rooms for them and there are so many guests that have to stay in their own rooms....(Guy and the audience members become disappointed in a few seconds) but I think we do.

(Guy and the audience members become very happy with excitement)

GUY SMILEY: Oh good! Very good, Pierre! (To all audience members) All right, studio audience members, step right up and be counted!

(time-clock music from "To Tell A Face" and "Say the Word" starts playing. The audience members walk into a line as Pierre counts them.)

PIERRE: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15...

GUY SMILEY: (to 16th audience member) Move on now! Move on!

PIERRE: 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28...

GUY SMILEY: (to 29th audience member) Go on! Move!

PIERRE: 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39...

GUY SMILEY: (to 40th audience member) Step up right now! Keep moving.

PIERRE: 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50...

GUY SMILEY: (to 51st audience member) Step along, buddy!

PIERRE: 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64...

GUY SMILEY: (to 65th audience member) Come on now. Don't be shy. Move on!

PIERRE: 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78...

GUY SMILEY: (to 79th audience member) Follow up, pal! Follow up!

PIERRE: 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92...

GUY SMILEY: (to 93rd audience member) Keep going, keep going.

PIERRE: 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105...

GUY SMILEY: (to 106th audience member) Keep up the counting!

PIERRE: 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116...

GUY SMILEY: (to 117th audience member) Move on now. Move on!

PIERRE: 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127...

GUY SMILEY: (to 128th audience member) Step up as you please.

PIERRE: 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138...

GUY SMILEY: (to 139th audience member) Move along! Move along!

PIERRE: 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149...

GUY SMILEY: (to 150th audience member) Keep moving! Keep moving!

PIERRE: 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161...

GUY SMILEY: (to 162nd audience member) Walk up straight!

PIERRE: 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172...

GUY SMILEY: (to 173rd audience member) Get along now. Get along.

PIERRE: 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183...

GUY SMILEY: (as 184th audience member follows up) Step up right through!

PIERRE: 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199...

GUY SMILEY: (to 200th audience member) Follow up to the audience as you please.

PIERRE: 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211...

GUY SMILEY: (to 212nd audience member) Move on now!

PIERRE: 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223...

GUY SMILEY: (to 224th audience member) Step up right through me.

PIERRE: 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235...

GUY SMILEY: (as 236th audience member follows up) It looks like it's almost at the end!

PIERRE: 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248,...(as time-clock music stops playing) 249.

GUY SMILEY: There are 249 members of my entire studio audience!!! (Crowd off-screen cheers) (angrily staring at Pierre) Well, Pierre?

PIERRE: Well,...YOU'RE IN LUCK! WE HAVE THE SPECIAL: VACATION FOR 249!!!!!

GUY SMILEY: (as game-show music plays again) Wonderful, Pierre!!! That's great news!!!

PIERRE: YES! WE HAVE 83 VACANT ROOMS FOR YOUR AUDIENCE PEOPLE! (To all audience members) OK, you guys, find yourself rooms! They're on the 4th, 6th, 11th, 12th, and 29th floors!

GUY SMILEY: Thank you so much for where they have to stay in, Pierre! Hey! Don't you know who you forgot to count?

PIERRE: No, Mr. Smiley. What did I forget to count?

GUY SMILEY: You forgot to count me!

PIERRE: Oh! You are right, Mr. Smiley! You and all of your audience people make 250!

GUY SMILEY: Wonderful! That's great! Thank you! (as game-show music starts fading away again) Now, I'm gonna relax and have a fun time during my vacation....

PIERRE: Oh no you don't! You may not go in there!

GUY SMILEY: Why not?

PIERRE: There aren't any more vacant rooms for you right now. We have the special Vacation for 249 but we do NOT have Vacation for 250!

GUY SMILEY: *sigh* No, you don't understand! I'm taking them for my vacation! That's my studio audience vacation and I want to have fun!

(Chester McGrath (purple AM) enters)

CHESTER McGRATH: Mmm-hmm. Chester McGraph here for a three-day vacation.

PIERRE: Yes, and welcome to Atlantic Plaza! The guests from Room 283 will be out in a moment. (To Guy) It's OK, I will find you a vacant room for you to sleep in. Just wait patiently.

GUY SMILEY: But, but...(as game-show music plays again) (to Chester McGraph) Oh! Chester McGraph, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host? Huh? (Chester ignores him.)

(Mr. Johnson (Fat Blue) enters)

GUY SMILEY: Hey! Mr. Johnson! Are you a friend of mine?

MR. JOHNSON: No! (walks away)

(The Ferrand family enters)

GUY SMILEY: Mr. & Mrs. Ferrand, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host? (they start ignoring him. Ms. Bernard enters.) Ms. Bernard! Would you like to have a vacation with me?

MS. BERNARD: No! (goes to the waiting room)

GUY SMILEY: I don't understand this! Oh! (to bellhop) Bellhop! Bellhop! I need a vacant room immediately!! (pause) I guess...I guess...I'll sleep by the plants, perhaps...

The minor characters on this fan-fic are the ones TotallySpiesFan listed
 

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Have you thought about adding to the script, maybe a few extra parts, that show if Guy Smiley actually does find somebody to share a room with?
 

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How about replacing Giant Man-Eating Chicken with the Christmas Turkey from "Muppet Family Christmas" and Timmy Monster with Male and Female Koozebanians, okay?
 

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TotallySpiesFan said:
How about replacing Giant Man-Eating Chicken with the Christmas Turkey from "Muppet Family Christmas" and Timmy Monster with Male and Female Koozebanians, okay?
Well, just Male Koozebanian, that should make 249.
 

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How 'bout making this script real fresh this time. This time it will be Vacation for 299 instead of 249.

Here are 299 obscure Muppets Guy Smiley should invite:

1. Swiss Orange AM
2. Carribbean Orange AM
3. Green Eskimo AM
4. Green Baseball Player AM
5. Lavendar Asian AM
6. Lavendar black-pigtailed AM
7. Blue French AM
8. Purple African AM
9. Lavendar Mariachi AM
10. Parker Monster (the blue one)
11. Merry Monster (original version)
12. Frankie Monster (the tan one)
13. Annette Monster (the gray pink-haired one)
14. Henry Monster (the dark green one)
15. Orange Monster
16. Spoon
17. Dish
18. Red/Fuchsia Honker
19. Green Honker
20. Light Blue Honker
21. Blue Honker
22. Purple Honker
23. Big Bad Wolf
24. Lamb
25. Lamb
26. Chip Cat
27. Dip Cat
28. Shark
29. Pig
30. Bear (Baby Bear with blue eyelids)
31. Watson the Dog
32. Fluter-Tooter
33. Blue Yip-Yip Martian
34. Red Yip-Yip Martian
35. Lt. Green Grouch
36. Lt. Black Grouch
37. Drk. Green Grouch
38. Grey Grouch
39. Small Green Grouch
40. Boppity
41. Gloat
42. Droop
43. Baskerville the Dog
44. Lenny the Lizard
45. Green Hunchback Frackle
46. Shakey Sanchez
47. Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
48. Pink Boppity
49. Green Boppity
50. Purple Frackle
51. Elderly Frackle
52. Afghan Hound
53. Wolfhound
54. Lyle the Dog
55. Miss Kitty
56. Flower-Eating Monster
57. Luncheon Counter Monster
58. Beautiful Day Monster
59. Behemoth
60. Big Mama
61. Youknow Bird (the pink one)
62. Forcryingoutloud Bird (the green one)
63. Ohboy Bird (the blue one)
64. Whaddayasay Bird (the red one)
65. Righton Bird (the red-haired purple one)
66. Ohreally Bird (the orange one)
67-71. Telephone Pole Birds (five green ones with different-colored hair)
72-74. Baby Blue Birds (three small blue ones)
75. Catgut
76. Rover Joe
77. T.R. Rooster
78. Alfonso D'Bruzzo the Parrot
79. Winny the Cafeteria Bird
80. Quongo the Gorilla
81. The Canary (from "Bird in a Cage")
82. The Dodo (from "Snow Bird")
83. The Wolf (from "Super Sheep")
84. The Windmill Creature (from "Windmills of your Mind")
85. Trumpet Fazoob
86. Drum Fazoob
87. Bird Fazoob
88. Fish Fazoob
89-94. The Muppaphones
95-97. The Clams
98-100. The Lobsters
101. The Koozebanian Phoob
102-105. The Gill Brothers
106. The Fish Singer
107-110. The Penguins
111. Sprocket
112. Brool Minstrel
113. Murray Minstrel
114. Wander McMooch
115. Aretha
116. Begoony
117. Food
118. Gunge
199. Philo
120. Mudwell the Mudbunny
121. Blustering Bellowpane Monster
122-125. The Inkspots
126. The Poison Cackler
127. The Beast (Tosh Fraggle's pet)
128. Lindbergh (The Jim Henson Hour)
129. Jacques the Roach (The Jim Henson Hour)
130. Codzilla (The Jim Henson Hour)
131. Pink Monster Telethon Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
132. Hat-Sharpener (The Jim Henson Hour)
133. Anthony Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
134. Fran Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
135. Purple Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
136. Blue Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
137. Yellow Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
138. Orange Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
139. Stunt Cat (Dog City)
140. Colleen Barker (Dog City)
141. Bubba the Bartender (Dog City)
142. Bugsy Them (Dog City)
143. Ace Yu (Dog City)
144. Mad Dog (Dog City)
145. Rusty the Dog (Dog City)
146. Tug Monster (Little Muppet Monsters
147. Boo Monster (Little Muppet Monsters)
148. Molly Monster (Little Muppet Monsters)
149. Earl Dragon (Puppetman)
150. Gertha Dragon (Puppetman)
151. Nigel the Director (Muppets Tonight)
152. Seymour the Elephant Elevator Operator
153. Big Mean Carl (Muppets Tonight)
154. Edgar Bear (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
155. Cecil Bear (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
156. Turtle (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
157-160. Termites (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
161. Porcupine (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
162. Christmas Turkey (Muppet Family Christmas)
163. Lizard (Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas)
164. Snake (Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
165. Pop-Eyed Catfish (Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
166. Bug Lou Allan (Muppets Tonight)
167. Tutie (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
168. Green Belly Basher (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
169. Purple Belly Basher (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
170. The Blue Alien (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
171. The Stuffed Dragon (A Christmas Toy)
172. Chuck the Lion (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
173. Randall the Zebra (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
174. Harry the Rhino (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
175. Kasey the Kangaroo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
176. Phoenicia the Hippo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
177. Bernice the Wart Hog (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
178. Lydia the Ostrich (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
179-180. The Sneels (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
181-183. Baby Sneels (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
184. The Gink (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
185-187. Wickershams (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
188. Milton the Golden Toad (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
189. Wilf the Howler Monkey (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
190. Blanche the Chameleon (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
191. Nick the Anaconda (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
192. Aart the Armadillo (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
193. Quetzal the Bird (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
194. Caiman the Crocodile (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
195. Ruth the Golden Toad (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
196. Ralph the Robin (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
197-201. The Uprights (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
202. Andy Pig (Muppets Tonight)
203. Randy Pig (Muppets Tonight)
204. Otto Octopus (It's Not Easy Being Green)
205. Auntie Audubon
206. Leo Birdelli
207. Sidney the Camel
206. Butch the Tiger
207. Iago the Donkey
208. Alligator (The Muppet Show)
209. The Bird Announcer (Muppets Tonight)
210. Fred the Wonder Horse
211. Gladys the Cow
212. Frazzle
213. Jake the Polar Bear (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
214. Stinky the Skunk (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
215. Armstrong the Chicken Hawk (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
216. Arlene the Aardvark (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
217. Virginia the Red Fox (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
218. Andrew the Reindeer (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
219. Lenny the Gorilla (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
220. Hillary the Owl (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
221. Robert the Red Deer (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
222-223. Raccoons (The Muppet Show)
224-227. Frogs (The Muppet Show)
228-232. Pigs (The Muppet Show)
233. Stevenson the Parrot (MTI Computer Game)
234. Yellow Dog (Tale of Bunny Picnic)
235-238. The Snerfs
239. Arnie the Alligator (Kermit's Swamp Years)
240. Joe the Armadillo (Kermit's Swamp Years)
241. Alexis the Giraffe (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
242. Julie the Flamingo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
243. Jared the Tiger (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
244. Flaubert the Anteater (Muppet Treasure Island)
245-246. Gophers (The Muppet Show)
247. Chicago the Lion
248. Wolfgang the Seal
249. Gus Hopper
250. Male Koozebanian (The Muppet Show)
251. Female Koozebanian (The Muppet Show)
252. Meteor Alien (The Muppet Show)
253. White Goat
254. Eel (from "Squeal of Fortune")
255. Socks the Cat (the black-&-white one)
256. Flute-Snatcher (rebuilt for the wedding scene of Muppets Take Manhattan)
257. Natalie the Cow
258. Maxine the Cow
259. Blind Pew (Muppet Treasure Island)
260. Black Dog (Muppet Treasure Island)
261. Walleye Pike (Muppet Treasure Island)
262. Old Tom (Muppet Treasure Island)
263. Spotted Dick (Muppet Treasure Island)
264. Angel Marie (Muppet Treasure Island)
265. Red Fox (from a rhyming skit with Grover)
266. Bull (The Muppet Show)
267. Green Wolf
268. Brown Wolf
269. Blue Dragon (Fraggle Rock)
270. Snail (from a song "Let's Lay an Egg")
271. Slug (from a song "Let's Lay an Egg")
272. Toucan
273. Blue Macaw
274. Trudy the Chimp (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
275. Jackie the Orangutan (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
276. Travis the African Buffalo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
277. Guthrie the Vulture (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
278. Swifty the Cheetah (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
279. Hector the Spider Monkey (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
280. Bubba the Walrus (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
281. Flora the Koala (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
282. Nico the Marine Iguana (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
283. Leapovitch the Frog (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
284. Bart the Coyote (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
285. Doreen the Camel (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
286-288. Bunny Rabbits (The Tale of Bunny Picnic)
289. Gnu (The Muppet Show)
290. Karate Squid (The Jim Henson Hour)
291. Orange Fish (from "Splish Splash) (The Jim Henson Hour)
292. Ted (The Jim Henson Hour)
293. Fluke the Dolphin (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
294. Dragon (from the song "Imagine That")
295. Buster the Horse
296. Ram (from "Lambaba")
297. Gray Sheep (from "Sneeze Song")
298. Poco Loco (the pink parrot)
299. Small Frog (the green one)

How do you like it, Mikealan?
 

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TotallySpiesFan said:
How 'bout making this script real fresh this time. This time it will be Vacation for 299 instead of 249.

Here are 299 obscure Muppets Guy Smiley should invite:

1. Swiss Orange AM
2. Carribbean Orange AM
3. Green Eskimo AM
4. Green Baseball Player AM
5. Lavendar Asian AM
6. Lavendar black-pigtailed AM
7. Blue French AM
8. Purple African AM
9. Lavendar Mariachi AM
10. Parker Monster (the blue one)
11. Merry Monster (original version)
12. Frankie Monster (the tan one)
13. Annette Monster (the gray pink-haired one)
14. Henry Monster (the dark green one)
15. Orange Monster
16. Spoon
17. Dish
18. Red/Fuchsia Honker
19. Green Honker
20. Light Blue Honker
21. Blue Honker
22. Purple Honker
23. Big Bad Wolf
24. Lamb
25. Lamb
26. Chip Cat
27. Dip Cat
28. Shark
29. Pig
30. Bear (Baby Bear with blue eyelids)
31. Watson the Dog
32. Fluter-Tooter
33. Blue Yip-Yip Martian
34. Red Yip-Yip Martian
35. Lt. Green Grouch
36. Lt. Black Grouch
37. Drk. Green Grouch
38. Grey Grouch
39. Small Green Grouch
40. Boppity
41. Gloat
42. Droop
43. Baskerville the Dog
44. Lenny the Lizard
45. Green Hunchback Frackle
46. Shakey Sanchez
47. Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
48. Pink Boppity
49. Green Boppity
50. Purple Frackle
51. Elderly Frackle
52. Afghan Hound
53. Wolfhound
54. Lyle the Dog
55. Miss Kitty
56. Flower-Eating Monster
57. Luncheon Counter Monster
58. Beautiful Day Monster
59. Behemoth
60. Big Mama
61. Youknow Bird (the pink one)
62. Forcryingoutloud Bird (the green one)
63. Ohboy Bird (the blue one)
64. Whaddayasay Bird (the red one)
65. Righton Bird (the red-haired purple one)
66. Ohreally Bird (the orange one)
67-71. Telephone Pole Birds (five green ones with different-colored hair)
72-74. Baby Blue Birds (three small blue ones)
75. Catgut
76. Rover Joe
77. T.R. Rooster
78. Alfonso D'Bruzzo the Parrot
79. Winny the Cafeteria Bird
80. Quongo the Gorilla
81. The Canary (from "Bird in a Cage")
82. The Dodo (from "Snow Bird")
83. The Wolf (from "Super Sheep")
84. The Windmill Creature (from "Windmills of your Mind")
85. Trumpet Fazoob
86. Drum Fazoob
87. Bird Fazoob
88. Fish Fazoob
89-94. The Muppaphones
95-97. The Clams
98-100. The Lobsters
101. The Koozebanian Phoob
102-105. The Gill Brothers
106. The Fish Singer
107-110. The Penguins
111. Sprocket
112. Brool Minstrel
113. Murray Minstrel
114. Wander McMooch
115. Aretha
116. Begoony
117. Food
118. Gunge
199. Philo
120. Mudwell the Mudbunny
121. Blustering Bellowpane Monster
122-125. The Inkspots
126. The Poison Cackler
127. The Beast (Tosh Fraggle's pet)
128. Lindbergh (The Jim Henson Hour)
129. Jacques the Roach (The Jim Henson Hour)
130. Codzilla (The Jim Henson Hour)
131. Pink Monster Telethon Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
132. Hat-Sharpener (The Jim Henson Hour)
133. Anthony Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
134. Fran Monster (The Jim Henson Hour)
135. Purple Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
136. Blue Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
137. Yellow Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
138. Orange Extreme (The Jim Henson Hour)
139. Stunt Cat (Dog City)
140. Colleen Barker (Dog City)
141. Bubba the Bartender (Dog City)
142. Bugsy Them (Dog City)
143. Ace Yu (Dog City)
144. Mad Dog (Dog City)
145. Rusty the Dog (Dog City)
146. Tug Monster (Little Muppet Monsters
147. Boo Monster (Little Muppet Monsters)
148. Molly Monster (Little Muppet Monsters)
149. Earl Dragon (Puppetman)
150. Gertha Dragon (Puppetman)
151. Nigel the Director (Muppets Tonight)
152. Seymour the Elephant Elevator Operator
153. Big Mean Carl (Muppets Tonight)
154. Edgar Bear (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
155. Cecil Bear (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
156. Turtle (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
157-160. Termites (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
161. Porcupine (Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
162. Christmas Turkey (Muppet Family Christmas)
163. Lizard (Emmet Otter's Jug Band Christmas)
164. Snake (Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
165. Pop-Eyed Catfish (Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
166. Bug Lou Allan (Muppets Tonight)
167. Tutie (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
168. Green Belly Basher (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
169. Purple Belly Basher (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
170. The Blue Alien (The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
171. The Stuffed Dragon (A Christmas Toy)
172. Chuck the Lion (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
173. Randall the Zebra (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
174. Harry the Rhino (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
175. Kasey the Kangaroo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
176. Phoenicia the Hippo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
177. Bernice the Wart Hog (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
178. Lydia the Ostrich (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
179-180. The Sneels (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
181-183. Baby Sneels (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
184. The Gink (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
185-187. Wickershams (The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
188. Milton the Golden Toad (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
189. Wilf the Howler Monkey (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
190. Blanche the Chameleon (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
191. Nick the Anaconda (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
192. Aart the Armadillo (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
193. Quetzal the Bird (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
194. Caiman the Crocodile (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
195. Ruth the Golden Toad (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
196. Ralph the Robin (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
197-201. The Uprights (The Song of the Cloud Forest)
202. Andy Pig (Muppets Tonight)
203. Randy Pig (Muppets Tonight)
204. Otto Octopus (It's Not Easy Being Green)
205. Auntie Audubon
206. Leo Birdelli
207. Sidney the Camel
206. Butch the Tiger
207. Iago the Donkey
208. Alligator (The Muppet Show)
209. The Bird Announcer (Muppets Tonight)
210. Fred the Wonder Horse
211. Gladys the Cow
212. Frazzle
213. Jake the Polar Bear (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
214. Stinky the Skunk (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
215. Armstrong the Chicken Hawk (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
216. Arlene the Aardvark (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
217. Virginia the Red Fox (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
218. Andrew the Reindeer (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
219. Lenny the Gorilla (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
220. Hillary the Owl (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
221. Robert the Red Deer (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
222-223. Raccoons (The Muppet Show)
224-227. Frogs (The Muppet Show)
228-232. Pigs (The Muppet Show)
233. Stevenson the Parrot (MTI Computer Game)
234. Yellow Dog (Tale of Bunny Picnic)
235-238. The Snerfs
239. Arnie the Alligator (Kermit's Swamp Years)
240. Joe the Armadillo (Kermit's Swamp Years)
241. Alexis the Giraffe (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
242. Julie the Flamingo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
243. Jared the Tiger (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
244. Flaubert the Anteater (Muppet Treasure Island)
245-246. Gophers (The Muppet Show)
247. Chicago the Lion
248. Wolfgang the Seal
249. Gus Hopper
250. Male Koozebanian (The Muppet Show)
251. Female Koozebanian (The Muppet Show)
252. Meteor Alien (The Muppet Show)
253. White Goat
254. Eel (from "Squeal of Fortune")
255. Socks the Cat (the black-&-white one)
256. Flute-Snatcher (rebuilt for the wedding scene of Muppets Take Manhattan)
257. Natalie the Cow
258. Maxine the Cow
259. Blind Pew (Muppet Treasure Island)
260. Black Dog (Muppet Treasure Island)
261. Walleye Pike (Muppet Treasure Island)
262. Old Tom (Muppet Treasure Island)
263. Spotted Dick (Muppet Treasure Island)
264. Angel Marie (Muppet Treasure Island)
265. Red Fox (from a rhyming skit with Grover)
266. Bull (The Muppet Show)
267. Green Wolf
268. Brown Wolf
269. Blue Dragon (Fraggle Rock)
270. Snail (from a song "Let's Lay an Egg")
271. Slug (from a song "Let's Lay an Egg")
272. Toucan
273. Blue Macaw
274. Trudy the Chimp (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
275. Jackie the Orangutan (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
276. Travis the African Buffalo (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
277. Guthrie the Vulture (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
278. Swifty the Cheetah (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
279. Hector the Spider Monkey (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
280. Bubba the Walrus (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
281. Flora the Koala (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
282. Nico the Marine Iguana (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
283. Leapovitch the Frog (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
284. Bart the Coyote (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
285. Doreen the Camel (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
286-288. Bunny Rabbits (The Tale of Bunny Picnic)
289. Gnu (The Muppet Show)
290. Karate Squid (The Jim Henson Hour)
291. Orange Fish (from "Splish Splash) (The Jim Henson Hour)
292. Ted (The Jim Henson Hour)
293. Fluke the Dolphin (Jim Henson's Animal Show)
294. Dragon (from the song "Imagine That")
295. Buster the Horse
296. Ram (from "Lambaba")
297. Gray Sheep (from "Sneeze Song")
298. Poco Loco (the pink parrot)
299. Small Frog (the green one)

How do you like it, Mikealan?
Perfect! I'll write the better script of it real soon but it has to be a little different than the one where Guy took 39 to lunch and my original scripts.
 

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I wrote a script for you, and I hope you will think it's excellent. It might be the same thing on "Audience Lunch", though.

(The scene is the lobby of MGM Grand Hotel. Roger (live-hand lavender AM) works there. Guy Smiley enters the hotel.)

ROGER: (clears throat) Good evening, Mr. Guy Smiley! Welcome to the "Atlantic Plaza", hotel of the famous stars of television and movies. We have over 5044 deluxe rooms, five swimming pools, a convention center, the MGM Grand Arena, CBS Television City, the Grand Spa, numerous shops and night clubs, nine restaurants, two food courts, the largest casino in Las Vegas, and a lion habitat.

GUY SMILEY: Thank you, Roger. I hope you have a lot of these rooms for us, because today I, Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host, am taking my entire studio audience out for my big vacation!!!

(Game-show music starts playing. Minor characters from "Sesame Street", "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", "Muppets Tonight", "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", "Dog City", "The Jim Henson Hour", "Little Muppet Monsters", "Puppetman", "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs", "The Wubbulous World Of Dr. Seuss", "Song Of the Cloud Forest", "The Christmas Toy", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", "The Ghost Of Faffner Hall", "Muppet Treasure Island", "Muppet Musicians of Bremen", "The Tale of Bunny Picnic", Otto Octopus of the video "It's Not Easy Bein' Green", and a Christmas Turkey of "Muppet Family Christmas" (as audience members) burst in with excitement.)

ROGER: Very good. Very good. (as game-show music starts fading away) Unfortunately, I must know how many people are in your entire studio audience.

GUY SMILEY: But why, Roger? Why?

ROGER: Because we may not have enough rooms for them and there are so many guests that have to stay in their own rooms....(Guy and the audience members become disappointed in a few seconds) but I think we do.

(Guy and the audience members become very happy with excitement)

GUY SMILEY: Oh good! Very good, Roger! (To all audience members) All right, studio audience members, step right up and be counted!

(time-clock music from "To Tell A Face" and "Say the Word" starts playing. The audience members walk into a line as Roger counts them.)

ROGER: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16...

GUY SMILEY: (to 17th audience member) Come on. Step right through.

ROGER: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32...

GUY SMILEY: (to 33rd audience member) Move on now! Move on!

ROGER: 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48...

GUY SMILEY: (to 49th audience member) Go on! Move!

ROGER: 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64...

GUY SMILEY: (to 65th audience member) Step along, buddy!

ROGER: 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80...

GUY SMILEY: (to 81st audience member) Keep going, keep going.

ROGER: 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96...

GUY SMILEY: (to 97th audience member) Step up right now! Keep moving.

ROGER: 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112...

GUY SMILEY: (to 113rd audience member) Step up as you please.

ROGER: 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125...

GUY SMILEY (to 126th audience member) Keep up the counting!

ROGER: 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142...

GUY SMILEY (to 143rd audience member) Follow up, pal! Follow up!

ROGER: 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164...

GUY SMILEY: (to 165th audience member) Come on now. Don't be shy. Move on!

ROGER: 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183...

GUY SMILEY (to 184th audience member) Walk up straight!

ROGER: 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206...

GUY SMILEY (to 207th audience member) Keep moving! Keep moving!

ROGER: 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225...

GUY SMILEY (to 226th audience member) Come on! Get going!

ROGER: 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 240, 241, 242...

GUY SMILEY (to 243rd audience member) Walk up straight!

ROGER: 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261...

GUY SMILEY: (to 262nd audience member) Get along now. Get along.

ROGER: 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 278, 279, 280...

GUY SMILEY: (as 281st audience member follows up) Step up right through!

ROGER: 281, 282, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 288, 289, 290, 291, 292, 293, 294, 295, 296, 297, 298... (as time-clock music stops playing) 299.

GUY SMILEY: There are 299 in my studio audience!!! (Crowd off-screen cheers) (angrily staring at Pierre) Well, Roger?

ROGER: Well,...YOU'RE IN LUCK! WE HAVE THE SPECIAL: VACATION FOR 299!!!!!

GUY SMILEY: (as game-show music plays again) Wonderful, Roger!!! That's great news!!!

ROGER: YES! WE HAVE 109 VACANT ROOMS FOR YOUR AUDIENCE PEOPLE! (To all audience members) OK, you guys, find yourself rooms! They're on the 4th, 6th, 11th, 12th, 16th, 19th, and 29th floors!

GUY SMILEY: Thank you so much for where they have to stay in, Roger! Hey! Don't you know who you forgot to count?

ROGER: No, Mr. Smiley. What did I forget to count?

GUY SMILEY: You forgot to count me!

ROGER: Oh! You are right, Mr. Smiley! You and all of your audience people make 300!

GUY SMILEY: Wonderful! That's great! Thank you! (as game-show music starts fading away again) Now, I'm gonna relax and have a fun time during my vacation....

ROGER: Oh no you can't! You can't go in there!

GUY SMILEY: Why not?

ROGER: There aren't any more vacant rooms for you right now. We do not have the special Vacation for 300 BUT we do have Vacation for 249!

GUY SMILEY: *sigh* No, you don't understand! I'm taking them for my vacation! That's my studio audience vacation and I want to have fun!

(Chester McGrath (purple AM) enters)

CHESTER McGRATH: Mmm-hmm. Chester McGrath here for a three-day vacation.

ROGER: Yes, and welcome to MGM Grand Hotel! The guests from Room 283 will be out in a moment. (To Guy) It's OK, I will find you a vacant room for you to sleep in. Just wait patiently.

GUY SMILEY: But, but...(as game-show music plays again) (to Chester McGraph) Oh! Chester McGraph, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host? Huh? (Chester ignores him.)

(Mr. Simon (blue AM) enters)

GUY SMILEY: Hey! Mr. Simon! Are you a friend of mine?

MR. SIMON: No! (walks away)

(The Rogers family enters)

GUY SMILEY: Mr. & Mrs. Rogers, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host? (they start ignoring him. Ms. Lodge (orange AM) enters.) Ms. Lodge! Are you a friend of mine?

MS. LODGE: No! (goes to the waiting room)

GUY SMILEY: I don't understand this! Oh! (to bellhop) Bellhop! Bellhop! I need a vacant room immediately!! (pause) I guess...I guess...I'll wait by the plants until someone is finished with his vacation, perhaps...

Do you like my script?
 

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TotallySpiesFan said:
I wrote a script for you, and I hope you will think it's excellent. It might be the same thing on "Audience Lunch", though.

(The scene is the lobby of MGM Grand Hotel. Roger (live-hand lavender AM) works there. Guy Smiley enters the hotel.)

ROGER: (clears throat) Good evening, Mr. Guy Smiley! Welcome to the "Atlantic Plaza", hotel of the famous stars of television and movies. We have over 5044 deluxe rooms, five swimming pools, a convention center, the MGM Grand Arena, CBS Television City, the Grand Spa, numerous shops and night clubs, nine restaurants, two food courts, the largest casino in Las Vegas, and a lion habitat.

GUY SMILEY: Thank you, Roger. I hope you have a lot of these rooms for us, because today I, Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host, am taking my entire studio audience out for my big vacation!!!

(Game-show music starts playing. Minor characters from "Sesame Street", "The Muppet Show", "Fraggle Rock", "Muppets Tonight", "Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas", "Dog City", "The Jim Henson Hour", "Little Muppet Monsters", "Puppetman", "Billy Bunny's Animal Songs", "The Wubbulous World Of Dr. Seuss", "Song Of the Cloud Forest", "The Christmas Toy", "Jim Henson's Animal Show", "The Ghost Of Faffner Hall", "Muppet Treasure Island", "Muppet Musicians of Bremen", "The Tale of Bunny Picnic", Otto Octopus of the video "It's Not Easy Bein' Green", and a Christmas Turkey of "Muppet Family Christmas" (as audience members) burst in with excitement.)

ROGER: Very good. Very good. (as game-show music starts fading away) Unfortunately, I must know how many people are in your entire studio audience.

GUY SMILEY: But why, Roger? Why?

ROGER: Because we may not have enough rooms for them and there are so many guests that have to stay in their own rooms....(Guy and the audience members become disappointed in a few seconds) but I think we do.

(Guy and the audience members become very happy with excitement)

GUY SMILEY: Oh good! Very good, Roger! (To all audience members) All right, studio audience members, step right up and be counted!

(time-clock music from "To Tell A Face" and "Say the Word" starts playing. The audience members walk into a line as Roger counts them.)

ROGER: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16...

GUY SMILEY: (to 17th audience member) Come on. Step right through.

ROGER: 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32...

GUY SMILEY: (to 33rd audience member) Move on now! Move on!

ROGER: 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48...

GUY SMILEY: (to 49th audience member) Go on! Move!

ROGER: 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64...

GUY SMILEY: (to 65th audience member) Step along, buddy!

ROGER: 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80...

GUY SMILEY: (to 81st audience member) Keep going, keep going.

ROGER: 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96...

GUY SMILEY: (to 97th audience member) Step up right now! Keep moving.

ROGER: 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112...

GUY SMILEY: (to 113rd audience member) Step up as you please.

ROGER: 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118, 119, 120, 121, 122, 123, 124, 125...

GUY SMILEY (to 126th audience member) Keep up the counting!

ROGER: 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142...

GUY SMILEY (to 143rd audience member) Follow up, pal! Follow up!

ROGER: 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164...

GUY SMILEY: (to 165th audience member) Come on now. Don't be shy. Move on!

ROGER: 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183...

GUY SMILEY (to 184th audience member) Walk up straight!

ROGER: 184, 185, 186, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206...

GUY SMILEY (to 207th audience member) Keep moving! Keep moving!

ROGER: 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225...

GUY SMILEY (to 226th audience member) Come on! Get going!

ROGER: 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 240, 241, 242...

GUY SMILEY (to 243rd audience member) Walk up straight!

ROGER: 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261...

GUY SMILEY: (to 262nd audience member) Get along now. Get along.

ROGER: 262, 263, 264, 265, 266, 267, 268, 269, 270, 271, 272, 273, 274, 275, 276, 277, 278, 279, 280...

GUY SMILEY: (as 281st audience member follows up) Step up right through!

ROGER: 281, 282, 283, 284, 285, 286, 287, 288, 289, 290, 291, 292, 293, 294, 295, 296, 297, 298... (as time-clock music stops playing) 299.

GUY SMILEY: There are 299 in my studio audience!!! (Crowd off-screen cheers) (angrily staring at Pierre) Well, Roger?

ROGER: Well,...YOU'RE IN LUCK! WE HAVE THE SPECIAL: VACATION FOR 299!!!!!

GUY SMILEY: (as game-show music plays again) Wonderful, Roger!!! That's great news!!!

ROGER: YES! WE HAVE 109 VACANT ROOMS FOR YOUR AUDIENCE PEOPLE! (To all audience members) OK, you guys, find yourself rooms! They're on the 4th, 6th, 11th, 12th, 16th, 19th, and 29th floors!

GUY SMILEY: Thank you so much for where they have to stay in, Roger! Hey! Don't you know who you forgot to count?

ROGER: No, Mr. Smiley. What did I forget to count?

GUY SMILEY: You forgot to count me!

ROGER: Oh! You are right, Mr. Smiley! You and all of your audience people make 300!

GUY SMILEY: Wonderful! That's great! Thank you! (as game-show music starts fading away again) Now, I'm gonna relax and have a fun time during my vacation....

ROGER: Oh no you can't! You can't go in there!

GUY SMILEY: Why not?

ROGER: There aren't any more vacant rooms for you right now. We do not have the special Vacation for 300 BUT we do have Vacation for 249!

GUY SMILEY: *sigh* No, you don't understand! I'm taking them for my vacation! That's my studio audience vacation and I want to have fun!

(Chester McGrath (purple AM) enters)

CHESTER McGRATH: Mmm-hmm. Chester McGrath here for a three-day vacation.

ROGER: Yes, and welcome to MGM Grand Hotel! The guests from Room 283 will be out in a moment. (To Guy) It's OK, I will find you a vacant room for you to sleep in. Just wait patiently.

GUY SMILEY: But, but...(as game-show music plays again) (to Chester McGraph) Oh! Chester McGraph, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game-show host? Huh? (Chester ignores him.)

(Mr. Simon (blue AM) enters)

GUY SMILEY: Hey! Mr. Simon! Are you a friend of mine?

MR. SIMON: No! (walks away)

(The Rogers family enters)

GUY SMILEY: Mr. & Mrs. Rogers, would you like to have a vacation with Guy Smiley, America's favorite game show host? (they start ignoring him. Ms. Lodge (orange AM) enters.) Ms. Lodge! Are you a friend of mine?

MS. LODGE: No! (goes to the waiting room)

GUY SMILEY: I don't understand this! Oh! (to bellhop) Bellhop! Bellhop! I need a vacant room immediately!! (pause) I guess...I guess...I'll wait by the plants until someone is finished with his vacation, perhaps...

Do you like my script?

Oh, you made me laugh so hard!! Very funny!!:crazy:
 

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The 299 audience members Guy Smiley should invite for his vacation include:

1. Lavender Pigtailed AM
2. Green Baseball Player AM
3. Purple African AM
4. Caribbean Orange AM
5. Parker Monster (the blue one)
6. Merry Monster (original version)
7. Droop
8. Orange Monster
9. Baskerville the Hound
10. Gray Grouch
11. Henry Monster (the green one)
12. Red Fox (from Grover's rhyming sketch)
13. Pig
14. Lt. Green Grouch
15. Ohboy Bird
16. Lamb
17. Boppity
18. Lavender Asian AM
19. Annette Monster (the gray one with pink hair)
20. Brown Chicken
21. Dark Green Hunchback Frackle
22. Chip Cat
23. Rusty the Dog (from Dog City)
24. Edgar Bear (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
25. Orange Mountie AM
26. Buster the Horse
27. Drum Fazoob
28. Frankie Monster (the tan one)
29. Lt. Purple Wolf
30. Flute-Snatcher (rebuilt for Muppets Take Manhattan)
31. Squid (from The Jim Henson Hour)
32. Brown Wolf
33. Red-Fuschia Honker
34. T.R. Rooster
35. Miss Kitty
36. Lyle the Dog
37. Eel (from Squeal of Fortune)
38. Caiman the Crocodile Elder (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
39. Lenny the Gorilla (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
40. Gopher
41. Orange Honker
42. Dinger
43. Shakey Sanchez
44. Green Boppity
45. Shark
46. Dip Cat
47. Fish Fazoob
48. Koozebanian Phoob
49. Christmas Turkey (from Muppet Family Christmas)
50. Lt. Black Grouch
51. Homer Honker (the green one)
52. Luncheon Counter Monster
53. Quongo the Gorilla
54. Black-Haired Pig with Suit
55. Large Blue Frog
56. Youknow Bird
57. Lt. Blue Honker
58. Alfonso D'Bruzzo the Parrot
59. Poison Cackler
60. Lamb
61. Fish Singer
62. Righton Bird
63. Snerf
64. Snerf
65. Forcryingoutloud Bird
66. Dark Green Grouch
67. Bird Fazoob
68. Green-Tufted Sneel (original version from Fraggle Rock)
69. The Wolf (from Super-Sheep)
70. Lobster
71. Purple Frackle
72. French Blue AM
73. Blustering Bellowpane Monster
74. Lenny the Lizard
75. Harry the Rhino (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
76. Seymour the Elephant (from Muppets Tonight)
77. Pink-Haired "Take A Chance" Bird
78. Hat-Sharpener (from The Jim Henson Hour)
79. Wilf the Howler Monkey (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
80. Mad Dog (from Dog City)
81. Kasey the Kangaroo (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
82. Gloat
83. Elderly Frackle
84. White-Haired Pig with Waistcoat
85. Purple-Haired "Take A Chance" Bird
86. Earl the Dragon (from Puppetman)
87. Gladys the Cow
88. Angel Marie (from Muppet Treasure Island)
89. Gertha the Dragon (from Puppetman)
90. Boo Monster (from Little Muppet Monsters)
91. Spotted Dick (from Muppet Treasure Island)
92. Gopher
93. Orange Muppaphone
94. Pink Muppaphone
95. Andy Pig (from Muppets Tonight)
96. Nick the Anaconda (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
97. Lizard (from Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
98. Randall the Zebra (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
99. Pink-Tufted Sneel (original version from Fraggle Rock)
100. Lassie the Goat
101. The Bird Announcer (from Muppets Tonight)
102. Gopher
103. Small Green Grouch
104. Windmill Creature (from "Windmills of Your Mind")
105. Baby Blue Bird
106. Red-Haired "Take A Chance" Bird
107. Whaddayasay Bird
108. Green Hunchback Frackle (current version)
109. Pink Boppity
110. Stuffed Dragon (from The Christmas Toy)
111. Robert the Red Deer (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
112. Fluke the Dolphin (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
113. Blue Honker
114. Ohreally Bird
115. Purple Honker
116. Lydia the Ostrich (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
117. The Beast (Tosh Fraggle's Pet)
118. Blue Extreme (from The Jim Henson Hour)
119. Maxine the Cow
120. Phoenicia the Hippo (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
121. Wickersham (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
122. Small Blue Frog
123. Flaubert the Anteater (from Muppet Treasure Island)
124. Wolfgang the Seal
125. Aart the Armadillo (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
126. Tug Monster (from Little Muppet Monsters)
127. Otto the Octopus (from It's Not Easy Being Green)
128. Randy Pig (from Muppets Tonight)
129. Green Wolf
130. Bull (from The Muppet Show)
131. Butch the Tiger
132. Sidney the Camel
133. Iago the Donkey
134. Philo
135. Male Koozebanian
136. Old Tom (from Muppet Treasure Island)
137. Black Dog (from Muppet Treasure Island)
138. Colleen Barker (from Dog City)
139. Molly Monster (from Little Muppet Monsters)
140. Snake (from Emmet Otter's Jugband Christmas)
141. Snail (from "Let's Lay an Egg")
142. Slug (from "Let's Lay an Egg")
143. Afghan Hound
144. Wolfhound
145. Blind Pew (from Muppet Treasure Island)
146. Trudy the Chimp (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
147. Blue-Haired "Take A Chance" Bird
148. Fluter-Tooter
149. Raccoon
150. Stevenson the Parrot (from MTI Computer Game)
151. Cecil the Bear (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
152. Flower-Eating Monster
153. Behemoth
154. Blue-Lidded Gills Brother
155. Trumpet Fazoob
156. Winny the Cafeteria Bird
157. Lindbergh (from The Jim Henson Hour)
158. Fred the Wonder Horse
159. Andrew the Reindeer (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
160. Penguin
161. Bernice the Warthog (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
162. Walleye Pike (from Muppet Treasure Island)
163. Gray-and-White Bunny (from The Tale of Bunny Picnic)
164. Tan-and-White Bunny (from The Tale of Bunny Picnic)
165. Nigel the Director (from Muppets Tonight)
166. Purple Extreme (from The Jim Henson Hour)
167. Milton the Golden Toad (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
168. Gunge
169. Brool the Minstrel
170. Wander McMooch
171. Pink-Lidded Gills Brother
172. Penguin
173. Rover Joe
174. Beautiful Day Monster
175. Orange Extreme (from The Jim Henson Hour)
176. Ace Yu (from Dog City)
177. Stunt Cat (from Dog City)
178. Julie the Flamingo (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
179. Wickersham (from The Wubbulous World of Dr. Seuss)
180. Blanche the Chameleon (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
181. Papa Tree Creature
182. Mama Tree Creature
183. Baby Tree Creature
184. Murray the Minstrel
185. Big Mean Carl
186. Female Koozebanian
187. Chicago the Lion
188. Porcupine (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
189. Anthony Monster (from The Jim Henson Hour)
190. Fern Monster (from The Jim Henson Hour)
191. Nico the Marine Iguana (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
192. Leapovitch the Frog (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
193. Kathleen the Cow
194. Frazzle
195. Light Blue Monster
196. Kermit the Forg (the tall gray monster)
197. Harvey Monster (current version)
198. Watson the Dog
199. Poco Loco (the pink parrot)
200. Canary (from "Bird Chorus")
201. Bug Lou Allan (from Muppets Tonight)
202. Yellow Extreme (from The Jim Henson Hour)
203. Dragon (from "Imagine That")
204. Begoony
205. Clam
206. Lobster
207. Aretha
208. Catgut
209. Bugsy Them (from Dog City)
210. Dodo Bird (from "Snow Bird")
211. Brown Bear (Baby Bear with blue eyelids)
212. Kitten (with blue eyelids)
213. Alligator
214. Mudwell the Mudbunny
215. Yellow Dog (from The Tale of Bunny Picnic)
216. Pink-Haired "Take A Chance" Bird
217. Baby Blue Bird
218. Jackie the Orangutan (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
219. Guthrie the Vulture (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
220. Big Mama
221. Jake the Polar Bear
222. Stinky the Skunk
223. Inkspot
224. Food
225. Joe the Armadillo (from Kermit's Swamp Years)
226. Pink Monsterthon Monster (from The Jim Henson Hour)
227. Tutie (from The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
228. Jacques Roach (from The Jim Henson Hour)
229. Gnu
230. Quetzal the Bird (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
231. Turtle (from Billy Bunny's Animal Songs)
232. Sprocket the Dog
233. Codzilla (from The Jim Henson Hour)
234. Athena Owl
235. Purple Grouch
236. Ted (from The Jim Henson Hour)
237. Toucan
238. Blue Macaw
239. Large Green Frog
240. Ruth the Golden Toad (from The Song of the Cloud Forest)
241. Leo Birdelli
242. Auntie Audubon
243. Hector the Spider Monkey (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
244. Custer the Bison (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
245. Bosco the Baboon (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
246. Raccoon
247. Bruce Monster (current version)
248. Blue Alien (from The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
249. Ram (from Lambaba)
250. Gray Sheep (from The Sneeze Song)
251. Gopher
252. Inkspot
253. Armstrong the Chicken Hawk (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
254. Green Belly Basher (from The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
255. Purple Belly Basher (from The Ghost of Faffner Hall)
256. Bumblebee
257. Lobster
258. Triangle-Shaped Cow (from "My Triangle Home")
259. Haystack (from the "Oklahoma" production sketch)
260. Shovel (from "Spaceship Surprise")
261. Garbage Bag (from The Jim Henson Hour)
262. Bart the Coyote (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
263. Purple Lothar
264. Thudge (rebuilt for Better World Society ads)
265. Purple Cookie Monster-like Monster (from Better World Society ads)
266. Tony Turtle
267. Andre Monster (the orange one)
268. Grasshopper
269. Lamb
270. Pink Yip-Yip Martian
271. Blue Yip-Yip Martian
272. Orange Yip-Yip Martian
273. Bubba the Walrus (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
274. Travis the African Buffalo (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
275. Alexis the Giraffe (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
276. Sheriff Shane Shrimp (from "Spaceship Surprise")
277. Paul the Pelican (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
278. Julius the Spoonbill (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
279. Orange Grouch
280. Squirrel
281. Duck
282. Pig
283. Lamb
284. Penguin
285. Inkspot
286. Lobster
287. Flora the Koala (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
288. Baby Honker
289. Swifty the Cheetah (from Jim Henson's Animal Show)
290. Elephant
291. Lavender AM Rabbit
292. Purple AM Rabbit
293. Trevor Trout (from "Spaceship Surprise")
294. Tommy the Thompson's Gazelle
295. Icky Nono (from "MuppeTime")
296. Green Monster (from the Muppet Meeting Film "Think Bigger")
297. Ming the Peacock
298. Slithy Tove (from Jabberwocky)
299. Small Green Frog (from "Carribean Amphibian")
 
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