This is an old thread to be sure. But I have a question about the good granny.
What was the sketch, or "show" as it were, that featured Granny Fanny Nesselrode as a problem solver? Complete with title cards, it wasn't exactly a game show, but more like a reality-show/comedy hybrid. The main characters were Granny and some male Muppet who, as best as I can recall, had a nasal New England accent. Granny would attempt to perform a task while the guy coached.
I remember two episodes of this show:
Ketchup - Granny is trying desperately to pour a bottle of ketchup. She tries shaking the bottle, hitting the bottle, even gives "cute little taps" to the bottom of the bottle with a hammer. Finally, the male Muppet gets her to quiet down long enough to explain that she has to remove the cap from the bottle first. Having done that, the ketchup now copiously gushes out, not only on the burger(?) but all over the plate and table as well. A continuous "blop-blop-blop.." sound is heard. As the closing title card appears, we still hear her saying something like "It's getting all over my shoes! I should have worn my boots. (pause) Oh, it's getting into the rug." At that point the sound effect morphs into that of slow footsteps through thick mud, then the sketch ends.
Telephone - Granny tries to make a call on a phone. When she says hello, she looks into the receiver "I don't see anyone in there...". After the guy explains and she listens (I think she tried listening in the wrong end first), she hears someone "humming" on the phone. He explains "That's the dial tone, Granny. They hung up."