Get ready for some Muppet nightmare fuel

[WereFox]

Really? I think he looks like ice cream.

EDIT: absolutely and supremely ziffeled

Probably blueberry ice cream! I'd want to eat that!

 

[WereFox]

Okay, I've found pictures of two of the scariest Muppets ever. Be prepared, several people have lost sleep over these two. Here they are:

The horror!

Are you kidding?! They look absolutely cute!

 

[WereFox]

WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING! WARNING!
Those of you who do not want your soul taken by a demon that appears to be Bert, DO NOT look at this picture

AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

I can't see the picture. Can I view that scary Bert?

 

[WereFox]

I once spoke to someone who was terrified of costumed characters like that. When asked why they simply said "What if there's no one inside"

Reminds me of a certain creepypasta...

 

[WereFox]

They look like they're made of socks, actually. I give them credit for trying it as a kid's birthday party craft or something and having a selection of rarer characters like Scooter, but they're not that great.

Now those Batman and Rainbow Dash cookies look too good to eat. Why can't we get something that good for the Muppets, huh?

I wanna eat those cookies! (Eats a Rainbow Dash) Tasty pony!

 

[WereFox]

Let me re-post those pictures right here:

Scared you, huh?

What? They're adorable! Kermit's giving you a sweet face!

 

[WereFox]

It's a creepypasta? Interesting...

I love Creepypastas.

 

[gravy]

I was looking through my library, and found this on their catalog.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

I was looking through my library, and found this on their catalog.

Those googly eyes are weird. That's for sure.

 

[D'Snowth]

Here's an Oscar to run away from - and fast.