Misskermie
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Ok, well, here I am again. I'm starting another fic. I have GOT to stop that! You know when you write something ahead of time, and then you get excited to post it? Yeah, that's what happened. Anywhoot, I'll still update other stories, I promise, I'm working on it, but... Um... Yeah....
BTW, Jaz is sort of halfway a Mary Sue, but not... totally. I tried hard to prevent that from happening. So... Yesh...
: Ladies and Gentleman, Chapter One! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!
Fozzie's In Love
Chapter One- The Anniversary Date
It was an normal day... Well... Normal for the Muppets anyway. Let's say relatively normal. So, it's about time for a date involving a certain bear, and a certain human. And if you don't know who it is by now, you are really late. I'm just kidding. Anyway, let us join Fozzie da bear in his room.
"Kermit, I'm really nervous about this." Fozzie said shakily.
"Don't worry, it's only your nineth anniversary!" Kermit assured. "ONLY?! You mean I have to do this again?"
"Well, you don't have to, but women usually prefer to do something for your anniversary. And when I say they prefer, I mean that you'd better do something before you get knocked into next month. I'm surprised that you got away with not doing anything for eight years!" Kermit exclaimed.
"Yeah, Kermit? Miss Piggy's not my girlfriend, she's yours."
"Ok, Ok, I get it, you think that if I don't do anything, I get knocked into next week... And you're absolutely correct."
Fozzie laughed. "Well, that's good advice for next year."
Kermit chuckled and helped Fozzie put on his cufflinks.
Meanwhile, Jaz was in her room with Miss Piggy.
"I can't believe vous two have been together for nine years, and you are just now telling him that he needs to do something about it!" Miss Piggy yelled.
"I was trying to give the bear space!" Jaz shouted.
"Vous still have much to learn I see. Men don't get space."
"Why not?"
"Because they aren't romantic enough, and they don't do what you say."
"Miss Piggy, Fozzie is my boyfriend, not Kermit."
"Yeah, well I'm just worried that if you give him too much space, he'll run off and find someone else! I don't want you to be heart broken!" Miss Piggy stared at her with motherly eyes. "I'll be just fine! Now help me put on this stupid dress!"
"It's not stupid, you will look tres' chic and charming."
"To you, maybe, but I really hate dresses."
Miss Piggy only shook her head, and helped Jaz put on her dress.
After Jaz and Fozzie were both ready, Kermit and Miss Piggy, escorted them both to the door. Once they all got there, Fozzie and Jaz examined eachother.
"W-Wow, Jaz you look beautiful."
"Um, thanks. You're not half bad yourself..."
Miss Piggy shook her head.
"No, No, No! That is not what you're supposed to say! Fozzie, you're supposed to open the door, then say, 'After you my dear.' Then Jaz, you giggle, and say, 'Oh Fozzie, you're such a gentleman!' How hard is that?!" She yelled.
Jaz looked at Kermit. "Do we have to?"
"Um... For my sake and yours, yes." Kermit nodded.
Jaz sighed, and Fozzie tugged on his tie. He cleared his throat. Then as Piggy demanded, he opened the door.
"Um, uh, after you Jaz my dear." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz rolled her eyes. "Thanks Fozzie, you're such a gentleman..." She said sarcastically.
"Jaz, you were supposed to giggle." Piggy said.
"I don't care."
"Well vous should."
Jaz rolled her eyes and went out the door. Fozzie followed behind her, as Miss Piggy sighed. "They grow up so fast..."
"You do know that Jaz isn't your daughter, right?"
"Shut. Up."
"Whoa, Sorry... But... Um... Piggy?"
"Hm?"
"Should we really let Fozzie drive?"
"..."
"I'm so glad we're finally here, so I can take off this stupid dress." Jaz said. Fozzie nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I can't wait to take off this tux."
It's not that he didn't like tuxedos, it's just that the material that was used was incredibly itchy. As Fozzie took off his tux, Jaz took off her dress, to reveal her wearing jeans, and a purple sweat jacket.
"Well that's a new look for you. I like it." Fozzie said.
"Thanks. I was thinking that vests are more of Gonzo's thing, Y'know?" Fozzie nodded. They both put their formal wear in the trunk, and walked into the night club.
(Don't worry, it's more like a summer club. =D)
When the two made it inside, they took a seat at a table, and at first it was silent between them. Fozzie decided he was going to be the first to speak.
"So... Um... How are you Jaz?" He stuttered.
Jaz only smiled. "I'm fine. And You?"
"Oh, I-I'm fine..."
Jaz observed his nervous disposition.
"Fozzie, what's the matter?"
Fozzie wringed his hat in his hands. "I... I um..."
"Yes?"
"I've never been on a date with just me and a girl. I've always followed Kermit and Miss Piggy, or I ate at a resturant by myself. I've never been here with another person alone!" Fozzie explained.
"So... That's why this is the first time you've taken me out anywhere..." Jaz deduced.
Fozzie nodded.
"That's kinda sweet." Jaz smiled. Jaz was lost in her thoughts until the waitress came. She had a menu covering her face.
"Hello, may Moi take your order?"
"Moi? Oh No... Don't tell me you're..."
The waitress removed the menu to reveal that she was Miss Piggy. "Piggy! What are you doing here?" Jaz yelled.
"Making sure my brother does what he's supposed to do!"
Fozzie was puzzled. "What am I supposed to do?"
Miss Piggy pulled him aside, and mumbled something that Jaz couldn't hear. Then Fozzie mumbled something back. Jaz decided to cut in. "Ok, whatever you guys are talking about, enough is enough! Kermit wouldn't do this!" At that moment, Kermit ran up to Piggy in a waiter's costume.
"Really? Why are you guys here!?"
"We just want to make sure everything goes according to plan. In fact, up first, is karaoke! Go ahead you two!" Miss Piggy yanked Jaz and Fozzie out of their chairs, and pushed them toward the small stage. Fozzie's never really sung with another girl, or one he liked at least, so he was kinda nervous. At a nearby table, was Statler and Waldorf.
"Great, they're gonna sing a song in the first chapter! They're really getting desperate!" Waldorf yelled.
"That's great! Soon they may-"
"Panic and run away. You used that line already!" Jaz interupted.
"... You got told by a girl." Waldorf Chuckled.
The girl, and the bear, went onstage, unsure of what to sing. "C'mon Jaz, singing in public isn't so bad!" Kermit assured
"That's easy for you to say, until I make you sing 'Piggy got back' tomorrow!"
"What's Piggy got back?" Miss Piggy asked.
"Nothing." Kermit lied.
"Just sing the first thing that comes to mind." Miss Piggy advised. Jaz thought for a moment.
"Can't you two sing with us?"
"Wha-? Oh, no, I couldn't possibly... Oh what the heck. Wardrobe! C'mon Kermie." Kermit and Miss Piggy left and came back in a flash. Piggy, with a red cocktail dress, and Kermit in his standard black tux.
"Ok, be formal, while we be casual..." Jaz mumbled.
"So, what are we singing?" Kermit asked.
"Just follow my lead."
Jaz: Create a place through shapes and shades, build a blinding stage where beauty's made, but when your colors fade, everything will change.
Miss Piggy: I'm tryin' hard to imagine better. Daydream him, I'll wait forever, I'll pray that our paths blur
Jaz and Miss Piggy: Together
Jaz: It might not be true, but it's the best I can do. It's only to keep a little piece of you.
Miss Piggy: I can't keep it inside, I gotta shout it out loud!
Fozzie: All of the things I can't live without
Kermit: And I'm givin' my heart
Miss Piggy: And I'm sealin' my soul
Fozzie: And I'm taking a breath
Jaz: And I'm givin' it all
Kermit: And I wanna walk out of the trouble I'm in, cause I'm really not sure, where to begin
Fozzie: And thinkin' it could make it better, better than it was before. Lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Jaz: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, In make believe, he'll hide forever
Kermit: This is real life
Fozzie: This is real life
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh
Miss Piggy: This is real life, Oh oh oh
Jaz: It's time to see the real life!
Kermit: Paint your world, full of tones, write the story so you know, how it goes
Jaz: But, my heart's alone, until he comes home. He'll make a decision
Miss Piggy: He'll have no choice
Jaz: And I'll hold him close
Miss Piggy: He'll hear my voice
Jaz: And I'll pray we're together, forever
Miss Piggy: Take a deep breath, go for a walk, which you were here, 'cause we've got to talk
Kermit: I can't keep it inside, I have to shout it out loud, all of the things I couldn't live without
Fozzie: And I'm givin' my heart, and I'm sealin' my soul, and she's takin' a breath, 'cause she's givin' it all, she wants to wake up from the dream she's been in, and start it all over so we can repeat
Jaz: And to think that it could make it better, better than it was before, lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Miss Piggy: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, in make believe, he'll hide forever, This is real life
Jaz: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life, oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: t's time to see the real life
Jaz: He's takin' a breath, he's makin' a stand he's bringin' down walls, he's doin' all that he can. He's through with black 'n white, and drawin' the line, between make believe and real life! This is real life!
Fozzie: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Fozzie: My real dreams,
Jaz: and real love
Miss Piggy: Oh oh oh
Fozzie: Yes make believe
Jaz: Is not enough
Miss Piggy: It's time to see
All of them =P: The real life!
The audience applauded as Fozzie blushed.
"That was embarrassing!"
"Why? You've sung in front of people before!"
"Yeah, but that song was meant for a girl to sing..."
Jaz only smiled and shook her head.
"Now, how aout we eat something? I'm starving!" Miss Piggy exclaimed. "Again..." Jaz mumbled. The two couples made their way to the table and ate dinner.
On the way out, Miss Piggy was signaling Fozzie to do something, but Fozzie kept saying, "No, I don't have it." Or "I'm not ready!" To Jaz, this was just Fozzie being Fozzie.
"Oh, Kermie, let's go stargazing! Please, oh please?" Piggy begged. "Oh, alright. We'll see you guys later." Kermit and Miss Piggy walked away, as Jaz and Fozzie remained standing in front of the night club. "Jaz?"
"Hm?"
Fozzie got down on one knee, which made Jaz beam.
Is he about to...
Well, her thought stopped when Fozzie started to tie her shoe. "Sorry, your shoe was untied."
Jaz smacked herself, which caused Fozzie to get up.
"Um, why did you just smack yourself?"
"Because I didn't think you were gonna tie my shoe, I thought, that you'd ask me to marry you!"
Fozzie looked a little puzzled.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because that's what you do when you've been with someone for a long time! When you develop deep feelings for someone. When you love someone! Don't you love me?"
There was silence. "I... I uh, I don't know..." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz's mouth was wide open, and tears began to fall.
"You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW?! Fozzie, we've been together for nine years now, and all I ask for is for you to love me, and you don't even know? Well, until you figure it out, I don't think we should talk to eachother for a while." Jaz stormed off in tears, as Fozzie just remained standing there. "I'm sorry...?"
BTW, Jaz is sort of halfway a Mary Sue, but not... totally. I tried hard to prevent that from happening. So... Yesh...
: Ladies and Gentleman, Chapter One! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!
Fozzie's In Love
Chapter One- The Anniversary Date
It was an normal day... Well... Normal for the Muppets anyway. Let's say relatively normal. So, it's about time for a date involving a certain bear, and a certain human. And if you don't know who it is by now, you are really late. I'm just kidding. Anyway, let us join Fozzie da bear in his room.
"Kermit, I'm really nervous about this." Fozzie said shakily.
"Don't worry, it's only your nineth anniversary!" Kermit assured. "ONLY?! You mean I have to do this again?"
"Well, you don't have to, but women usually prefer to do something for your anniversary. And when I say they prefer, I mean that you'd better do something before you get knocked into next month. I'm surprised that you got away with not doing anything for eight years!" Kermit exclaimed.
"Yeah, Kermit? Miss Piggy's not my girlfriend, she's yours."
"Ok, Ok, I get it, you think that if I don't do anything, I get knocked into next week... And you're absolutely correct."
Fozzie laughed. "Well, that's good advice for next year."
Kermit chuckled and helped Fozzie put on his cufflinks.
Meanwhile, Jaz was in her room with Miss Piggy.
"I can't believe vous two have been together for nine years, and you are just now telling him that he needs to do something about it!" Miss Piggy yelled.
"I was trying to give the bear space!" Jaz shouted.
"Vous still have much to learn I see. Men don't get space."
"Why not?"
"Because they aren't romantic enough, and they don't do what you say."
"Miss Piggy, Fozzie is my boyfriend, not Kermit."
"Yeah, well I'm just worried that if you give him too much space, he'll run off and find someone else! I don't want you to be heart broken!" Miss Piggy stared at her with motherly eyes. "I'll be just fine! Now help me put on this stupid dress!"
"It's not stupid, you will look tres' chic and charming."
"To you, maybe, but I really hate dresses."
Miss Piggy only shook her head, and helped Jaz put on her dress.
After Jaz and Fozzie were both ready, Kermit and Miss Piggy, escorted them both to the door. Once they all got there, Fozzie and Jaz examined eachother.
"W-Wow, Jaz you look beautiful."
"Um, thanks. You're not half bad yourself..."
Miss Piggy shook her head.
"No, No, No! That is not what you're supposed to say! Fozzie, you're supposed to open the door, then say, 'After you my dear.' Then Jaz, you giggle, and say, 'Oh Fozzie, you're such a gentleman!' How hard is that?!" She yelled.
Jaz looked at Kermit. "Do we have to?"
"Um... For my sake and yours, yes." Kermit nodded.
Jaz sighed, and Fozzie tugged on his tie. He cleared his throat. Then as Piggy demanded, he opened the door.
"Um, uh, after you Jaz my dear." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz rolled her eyes. "Thanks Fozzie, you're such a gentleman..." She said sarcastically.
"Jaz, you were supposed to giggle." Piggy said.
"I don't care."
"Well vous should."
Jaz rolled her eyes and went out the door. Fozzie followed behind her, as Miss Piggy sighed. "They grow up so fast..."
"You do know that Jaz isn't your daughter, right?"
"Shut. Up."
"Whoa, Sorry... But... Um... Piggy?"
"Hm?"
"Should we really let Fozzie drive?"
"..."
"I'm so glad we're finally here, so I can take off this stupid dress." Jaz said. Fozzie nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I can't wait to take off this tux."
It's not that he didn't like tuxedos, it's just that the material that was used was incredibly itchy. As Fozzie took off his tux, Jaz took off her dress, to reveal her wearing jeans, and a purple sweat jacket.
"Well that's a new look for you. I like it." Fozzie said.
"Thanks. I was thinking that vests are more of Gonzo's thing, Y'know?" Fozzie nodded. They both put their formal wear in the trunk, and walked into the night club.
(Don't worry, it's more like a summer club. =D)
When the two made it inside, they took a seat at a table, and at first it was silent between them. Fozzie decided he was going to be the first to speak.
"So... Um... How are you Jaz?" He stuttered.
Jaz only smiled. "I'm fine. And You?"
"Oh, I-I'm fine..."
Jaz observed his nervous disposition.
"Fozzie, what's the matter?"
Fozzie wringed his hat in his hands. "I... I um..."
"Yes?"
"I've never been on a date with just me and a girl. I've always followed Kermit and Miss Piggy, or I ate at a resturant by myself. I've never been here with another person alone!" Fozzie explained.
"So... That's why this is the first time you've taken me out anywhere..." Jaz deduced.
Fozzie nodded.
"That's kinda sweet." Jaz smiled. Jaz was lost in her thoughts until the waitress came. She had a menu covering her face.
"Hello, may Moi take your order?"
"Moi? Oh No... Don't tell me you're..."
The waitress removed the menu to reveal that she was Miss Piggy. "Piggy! What are you doing here?" Jaz yelled.
"Making sure my brother does what he's supposed to do!"
Fozzie was puzzled. "What am I supposed to do?"
Miss Piggy pulled him aside, and mumbled something that Jaz couldn't hear. Then Fozzie mumbled something back. Jaz decided to cut in. "Ok, whatever you guys are talking about, enough is enough! Kermit wouldn't do this!" At that moment, Kermit ran up to Piggy in a waiter's costume.
"Really? Why are you guys here!?"
"We just want to make sure everything goes according to plan. In fact, up first, is karaoke! Go ahead you two!" Miss Piggy yanked Jaz and Fozzie out of their chairs, and pushed them toward the small stage. Fozzie's never really sung with another girl, or one he liked at least, so he was kinda nervous. At a nearby table, was Statler and Waldorf.
"Great, they're gonna sing a song in the first chapter! They're really getting desperate!" Waldorf yelled.
"That's great! Soon they may-"
"Panic and run away. You used that line already!" Jaz interupted.
"... You got told by a girl." Waldorf Chuckled.
The girl, and the bear, went onstage, unsure of what to sing. "C'mon Jaz, singing in public isn't so bad!" Kermit assured
"That's easy for you to say, until I make you sing 'Piggy got back' tomorrow!"
"What's Piggy got back?" Miss Piggy asked.
"Nothing." Kermit lied.
"Just sing the first thing that comes to mind." Miss Piggy advised. Jaz thought for a moment.
"Can't you two sing with us?"
"Wha-? Oh, no, I couldn't possibly... Oh what the heck. Wardrobe! C'mon Kermie." Kermit and Miss Piggy left and came back in a flash. Piggy, with a red cocktail dress, and Kermit in his standard black tux.
"Ok, be formal, while we be casual..." Jaz mumbled.
"So, what are we singing?" Kermit asked.
"Just follow my lead."
Jaz: Create a place through shapes and shades, build a blinding stage where beauty's made, but when your colors fade, everything will change.
Miss Piggy: I'm tryin' hard to imagine better. Daydream him, I'll wait forever, I'll pray that our paths blur
Jaz and Miss Piggy: Together
Jaz: It might not be true, but it's the best I can do. It's only to keep a little piece of you.
Miss Piggy: I can't keep it inside, I gotta shout it out loud!
Fozzie: All of the things I can't live without
Kermit: And I'm givin' my heart
Miss Piggy: And I'm sealin' my soul
Fozzie: And I'm taking a breath
Jaz: And I'm givin' it all
Kermit: And I wanna walk out of the trouble I'm in, cause I'm really not sure, where to begin
Fozzie: And thinkin' it could make it better, better than it was before. Lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Jaz: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, In make believe, he'll hide forever
Kermit: This is real life
Fozzie: This is real life
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh
Miss Piggy: This is real life, Oh oh oh
Jaz: It's time to see the real life!
Kermit: Paint your world, full of tones, write the story so you know, how it goes
Jaz: But, my heart's alone, until he comes home. He'll make a decision
Miss Piggy: He'll have no choice
Jaz: And I'll hold him close
Miss Piggy: He'll hear my voice
Jaz: And I'll pray we're together, forever
Miss Piggy: Take a deep breath, go for a walk, which you were here, 'cause we've got to talk
Kermit: I can't keep it inside, I have to shout it out loud, all of the things I couldn't live without
Fozzie: And I'm givin' my heart, and I'm sealin' my soul, and she's takin' a breath, 'cause she's givin' it all, she wants to wake up from the dream she's been in, and start it all over so we can repeat
Jaz: And to think that it could make it better, better than it was before, lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Miss Piggy: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, in make believe, he'll hide forever, This is real life
Jaz: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life, oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: t's time to see the real life
Jaz: He's takin' a breath, he's makin' a stand he's bringin' down walls, he's doin' all that he can. He's through with black 'n white, and drawin' the line, between make believe and real life! This is real life!
Fozzie: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Fozzie: My real dreams,
Jaz: and real love
Miss Piggy: Oh oh oh
Fozzie: Yes make believe
Jaz: Is not enough
Miss Piggy: It's time to see
All of them =P: The real life!
The audience applauded as Fozzie blushed.
"That was embarrassing!"
"Why? You've sung in front of people before!"
"Yeah, but that song was meant for a girl to sing..."
Jaz only smiled and shook her head.
"Now, how aout we eat something? I'm starving!" Miss Piggy exclaimed. "Again..." Jaz mumbled. The two couples made their way to the table and ate dinner.
On the way out, Miss Piggy was signaling Fozzie to do something, but Fozzie kept saying, "No, I don't have it." Or "I'm not ready!" To Jaz, this was just Fozzie being Fozzie.
"Oh, Kermie, let's go stargazing! Please, oh please?" Piggy begged. "Oh, alright. We'll see you guys later." Kermit and Miss Piggy walked away, as Jaz and Fozzie remained standing in front of the night club. "Jaz?"
"Hm?"
Fozzie got down on one knee, which made Jaz beam.
Is he about to...
Well, her thought stopped when Fozzie started to tie her shoe. "Sorry, your shoe was untied."
Jaz smacked herself, which caused Fozzie to get up.
"Um, why did you just smack yourself?"
"Because I didn't think you were gonna tie my shoe, I thought, that you'd ask me to marry you!"
Fozzie looked a little puzzled.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because that's what you do when you've been with someone for a long time! When you develop deep feelings for someone. When you love someone! Don't you love me?"
There was silence. "I... I uh, I don't know..." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz's mouth was wide open, and tears began to fall.
"You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW?! Fozzie, we've been together for nine years now, and all I ask for is for you to love me, and you don't even know? Well, until you figure it out, I don't think we should talk to eachother for a while." Jaz stormed off in tears, as Fozzie just remained standing there. "I'm sorry...?"