Fozzie's In Love

[Misskermie]

Its actually my normal name. Leah.

Ok, gotcha, I get on it soon.

 

[LipsGF4Life]

Let me know when its done!

 

[Misskermie]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kermie!
And that's what I'd sa if the Miss in my screen name ws removed. But for now, I am Jaz. SO! Here's my next installment of... Well you clicked on it, so you know.
Just remember, in soviet russia, story reads you!
...
I mean...
Enjoy, ignore that other thing.


Chapter 5- Just Friends
　
　
　
It was time for Jaz's surgery for her ankle. Maybe she'll be able to get somewhere now! All she had to do was make it past her fear of getting surgery...
"Ok, just remember, if the doctor gets too close, cut 'em in half!" Miss Piggy growled.
Jaz was in fear at that remark. The doctor would get too close? "Miss Piggy, I don't think that's helping." Fozzie chuckled nervously. Piggy rolled her eyes. At that moment, the nurse came in to take Jaz to surgery.
"Are you ready for your surgery dear?" The nurse asked. Jaz shook her head. "Good! Come with me." The nurse pushed the bed Jaz was on, out of the room. Then the other Muppets were escorted back to the waiting room.
"Jaz looked terrified!" Gonzo exclaimed.
"it could've been worse." Kermit began.
"If I didn't tell her that she gets icecream after this, she'd be worse than that!" Kermit sighed.
"Well, what do we do while she's gone?" Gonzo asked.
"We do what everyone does. Wait." Miss Piggy sat down.
Everyone was silent.
"Well, see you later!" Gonzo walked out.
"Uh, I'm gonna go buy that Icecream." Kermit left next.
"I'll stay here." Fozzie said.
"Well, I won't let vous leave anyway." Piggy scoffed.
"Wh-What do you mean?" Fozzie asked, as his face became flushed. "I'm not gonna let you blow your chance." Piggy informed. Fozzie was still very confused, but even though Piggy knew it, she decided to let that bafoon figure it out on his own. It would give him something to think about at the least. Fozzie remained silent for five minutes, just thinking about it. Then he decided to speak again.
"Piggy, what exactly do you mean?" Fozzie asked.
"I mean, you still have feelings for her, and I'm not gonna let you screw up the fact that you still have a chance!" Miss Piggy flipped her hair. "A chance...? A chance at what?" Fozzie asked, still oblivious to what Piggy was talking about. Piggy sighed deeply, crossing her arms.
"Fozzie, if you don't make a move on her, you're going to blow your chance of getting back together with her!"
"Whoa, wait a minute! W-We just agreed on starting over I can't... I can't flirt with her!" Fozzie blushed.
"Well sure you can!"
"No, I can't! We are not even friends Miss Piggy, and I'm SICK and TIRED of YOU trying to control MY relationship!" Fozzie didn't mean to yell like that. He's been terribly stressed since Jaz came back home, so it was very hard for him to control his anger toward Miss Piggy.
"I mean.. I'm sorry Piggy. I-"
"Just shutup and think about what I said furball." Piggy crossed her legs, and avoided eye contact by looking at the vending machine with sharp eyes.
(Or did she just want the chocolate in there?)
Well, they awaited the hours until Jaz's surgery was complete.
Jaz came out of surgery, and sat in between Piggy and Fozzie. "Oh! Jaz! How was the surgery dear?" Piggy asked.
Jaz nodded. Then she turned her head, as Fozzie turned his. They were now making affectionate eye contact.
Both of them were blushing, but the first one to snap into reality, was Jaz. She turned away, and looked at Miss Piggy instead. "Well Jaz, Kermit went to get your ice cream, and Gonzo... Well he just left." Piggy explained.
Jaz nodded. "Now how about we take vous home, Hm?" Piggy asked. Jaz nodded and allowed Fozzie to walk her to Miss Piggy's pink, diamond studded, limo.
(It attracted so much attention from Miss Piggy's fans.)
In about 15 minutes, the three Muppets arrived at home. Jaz limped (With the aid of Fozzie) upstairs to her room. Fozzie opened her door for her as she limped to her bed, and covered up. Fozzie smiled as Jaz quickly fell asleep. He took her good hand and squeezed it tightly. Miss Piggy cracked the door open, and to her surprise, Fozzie was smiling down on Jaz. Piggy tip toed into the room.
"How is she?" Piggy whispered. A Startled Fozzie looked up at her, with cheeks red as a rose. "Oh, um, she's fine." Fozzie stuttered. Suddenly, Fozzie absent-mindedly put his fingers through Jaz's hair. It was unusual, because Fozzie wasn't the flirty type, and he was always scared that he'd get his fingers stuck too. Jaz twitched, and Fozzie immediately pulled his hand back.
"Do you think she'll be mad if she wakes up, and I'm here?" Fozzie asked.
"No." Piggy answered. "I think she'll appriciate it."
Fozzie nodded, and sat in the chair across from Jaz's bed.
"Goodnight Miss Piggy."
"Goodnight Fozzie. Kissy kissy to you both!" Miss Piggy closed the door behind her, as she left the room.
　
The next day, Jaz was walking downstairs, with the encouragement of Fozzie.
"C'mon Jaz, you can do it!" Fozzie yelled.
Jaz walked slowly. Step by step, as one might say.
By the time Jaz made it downstairs, Fozzie was already there to give her a hug, with a roaring applause behind them.
Jaz nodded, as if to say thanks. Jaz took her seat at the table, next to Rowlf, and Walter. As she ate her breakfast, she smiled at all her friends. Surgery really changes a girl!
"Well, you seem in a great mood today!" Walter chuckled.
Jaz nodded, and smiled more, as Rowlf passed her the bowl of fruit. Jaz began to shove many grapes into her mouth.
"Remember dear, eat light, like your doctor said." Piggy cautioned. Jaz put on a pouty face.
"No."
Jaz made her eyes big.
"No."
Jaz frowned, and gave up. She was nothing if she couldn't whimper. She got up, and started to limp toward the living room. Fozzie followed her and switched on the TV. As Jaz and Fozzie watched TV, Miss Piggy smiled from a distance.
"What are you smiling about?" Kermit asked.
"Look." Piggy pointed at the two on the couch.
"Ah, I see they're getting along just fine now."
"Oui, Kermie. Because they're in love."
"You think so?"
"... I know so." Piggy smiled.
"Hm. It's amazing how excited you get about OTHER couples." Kermit smiled.
"...Shutup Kermit."
Later that day, Kermit was talking to Jaz about which surgery she wanted done next.
"So Jaz, would you rather have your arm done, or your voice done?" Kermit asked.
Jaz pointed to her bad arm.
Kermit nodded, and wrote it down.
"Alright, tomorrow you get your arm surgery. Gotcha."
Jaz smiled, and nodded.
Kermit smiled too, as Walter entered the room.
"Hi guys! You wanna play vollyball outside with the rest of the gang?" Walter asked. Kermit shook his head.
"Uh, I'd love to Walter, but that's not very fair to Jaz."
Jaz shook her head, and nodded, meaning that she wanted him to play anyway.
"You'll be ok?" Kermit asked.
Jaz nodded.
"OK. See ya Jaz! C'mon Kermit!" Kermit and Walter ran outside, as Fozzie was suddenly seen tripping downstairs. He was wearing the most ridiculous Hawiian shirt, with the same goofy glasses he wore in that picture with him and Jaz.
"Hey! Kermit! Walter! Wait for me!" Fozzie ran to the door, but once he reached it, he paused. As he turned around, Jaz sat at the table, and waved to him.
"Jaz, is everyone but you outside?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz nodded.
Fozzie walked up to her. "So no one's keeping you company?"
Jaz shook her head.
Fozzie paused for a moment. "Well... I guess I'll keep you company. Is that alright with you Jaz?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged. Fozzie took off his Hawiian shirt, and goofy glasses. "What do you want to do?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged again.
Fozzie sighed. Jaz never made it easy. But that's something he always loved about her, whether he knew it or not.
"Do you... Want to see my comedy routine?" Fozzie suggested. Jaz had to think about it. Not the question itself, but the sincerity in his voice. Very sincere. More sincere than it's been all week. Jaz nodded her head, ready to hear the jokes Fozzie was about to tell.
"Ok. You ready?"
Jaz nodded, and smiled. If she could, she'd giggle.
"Ok, what do you get when you cross a elephant and a rhino?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged, even though she knew the answer.
"Elephino! Get it? Wocka wocka!"
Jaz was glad she couldn't laugh. It certainly would hurt his feelings if she could, but didn't.
"What do you think?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz put up a thumbs up, and forced a grin on her face. She really didn't want to lie to him, but she knew he was sensitive.
Fozzie smiled. "I knew you'd like it!" Fozzie took a seat next to Jaz, trying to defeat the feeling inside him. He tried to avoid looking into Jaz's eyes. But she kept looking into his.
"Jaz... I... Lately, not hearing you speak, and just being without you for a day... I-I realize that I-" Fozzie was interupted by Walter, who was peeking in.
"Hey, we're playing cards now. You think you can play with one hand, Jaz?" Walter asked.
Jaz nodded, and dragged Fozzie outside.
Fozzie blushed, because for the first time in a long while, they were kinda holding hands.
When they made it out, Jaz dragged him behind the tree, that everyone wrote on. Jaz nodded. As if to say, "Continue."
Fozzie thought she wouldn't care to listen to the rest.
"Um... I... I was wondering if we could... be friends." Fozzie lied, completely avoiding what he was going to say.
Jaz thought about it, and finally nodded.
"Just friends." Fozzie smiled. "Now let's play some cards!"
This time, Fozzie dragged her.
"So, who wants to here me ACE at card jokes, huh?" Fozzie asked.
Here we go again! xD
　

 

[Twisted Tails]

I love this story! I am impressed that Fozzie stayed-in character. Great job! Post more story, pleaseeeeeeeeee!

 

[LipsGF4Life]

Nice Job!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Kermie!
And that's what I'd sa if the Miss in my screen name ws removed. But for now, I am Jaz. SO! Here's my next installment of... Well you clicked on it, so you know.
Just remember, in soviet russia, story reads you!
...
I mean...
Enjoy, ignore that other thing.


Chapter 5- Just Friends
　
　
　
It was time for Jaz's surgery for her ankle. Maybe she'll be able to get somewhere now! All she had to do was make it past her fear of getting surgery...
"Ok, just remember, if the doctor gets too close, cut 'em in half!" Miss Piggy growled.
Jaz was in fear at that remark. The doctor would get too close? "Miss Piggy, I don't think that's helping." Fozzie chuckled nervously. Piggy rolled her eyes. At that moment, the nurse came in to take Jaz to surgery.
"Are you ready for your surgery dear?" The nurse asked. Jaz shook her head. "Good! Come with me." The nurse pushed the bed Jaz was on, out of the room. Then the other Muppets were escorted back to the waiting room.
"Jaz looked terrified!" Gonzo exclaimed.
"it could've been worse." Kermit began.
"If I didn't tell her that she gets icecream after this, she'd be worse than that!" Kermit sighed.
"Well, what do we do while she's gone?" Gonzo asked.
"We do what everyone does. Wait." Miss Piggy sat down.
Everyone was silent.
"Well, see you later!" Gonzo walked out.
"Uh, I'm gonna go buy that Icecream." Kermit left next.
"I'll stay here." Fozzie said.
"Well, I won't let vous leave anyway." Piggy scoffed.
"Wh-What do you mean?" Fozzie asked, as his face became flushed. "I'm not gonna let you blow your chance." Piggy informed. Fozzie was still very confused, but even though Piggy knew it, she decided to let that bafoon figure it out on his own. It would give him something to think about at the least. Fozzie remained silent for five minutes, just thinking about it. Then he decided to speak again.
"Piggy, what exactly do you mean?" Fozzie asked.
"I mean, you still have feelings for her, and I'm not gonna let you screw up the fact that you still have a chance!" Miss Piggy flipped her hair. "A chance...? A chance at what?" Fozzie asked, still oblivious to what Piggy was talking about. Piggy sighed deeply, crossing her arms.
"Fozzie, if you don't make a move on her, you're going to blow your chance of getting back together with her!"
"Whoa, wait a minute! W-We just agreed on starting over I can't... I can't flirt with her!" Fozzie blushed.
"Well sure you can!"
"No, I can't! We are not even friends Miss Piggy, and I'm SICK and TIRED of YOU trying to control MY relationship!" Fozzie didn't mean to yell like that. He's been terribly stressed since Jaz came back home, so it was very hard for him to control his anger toward Miss Piggy.
"I mean.. I'm sorry Piggy. I-"
"Just shutup and think about what I said furball." Piggy crossed her legs, and avoided eye contact by looking at the vending machine with sharp eyes.
(Or did she just want the chocolate in there?)
Well, they awaited the hours until Jaz's surgery was complete.
Jaz came out of surgery, and sat in between Piggy and Fozzie. "Oh! Jaz! How was the surgery dear?" Piggy asked.
Jaz nodded. Then she turned her head, as Fozzie turned his. They were now making affectionate eye contact.
Both of them were blushing, but the first one to snap into reality, was Jaz. She turned away, and looked at Miss Piggy instead. "Well Jaz, Kermit went to get your ice cream, and Gonzo... Well he just left." Piggy explained.
Jaz nodded. "Now how about we take vous home, Hm?" Piggy asked. Jaz nodded and allowed Fozzie to walk her to Miss Piggy's pink, diamond studded, limo.
(It attracted so much attention from Miss Piggy's fans.)
In about 15 minutes, the three Muppets arrived at home. Jaz limped (With the aid of Fozzie) upstairs to her room. Fozzie opened her door for her as she limped to her bed, and covered up. Fozzie smiled as Jaz quickly fell asleep. He took her good hand and squeezed it tightly. Miss Piggy cracked the door open, and to her surprise, Fozzie was smiling down on Jaz. Piggy tip toed into the room.
"How is she?" Piggy whispered. A Startled Fozzie looked up at her, with cheeks red as a rose. "Oh, um, she's fine." Fozzie stuttered. Suddenly, Fozzie absent-mindedly put his fingers through Jaz's hair. It was unusual, because Fozzie wasn't the flirty type, and he was always scared that he'd get his fingers stuck too. Jaz twitched, and Fozzie immediately pulled his hand back.
"Do you think she'll be mad if she wakes up, and I'm here?" Fozzie asked.
"No." Piggy answered. "I think she'll appriciate it."
Fozzie nodded, and sat in the chair across from Jaz's bed.
"Goodnight Miss Piggy."
"Goodnight Fozzie. Kissy kissy to you both!" Miss Piggy closed the door behind her, as she left the room.
　
The next day, Jaz was walking downstairs, with the encouragement of Fozzie.
"C'mon Jaz, you can do it!" Fozzie yelled.
Jaz walked slowly. Step by step, as one might say.
By the time Jaz made it downstairs, Fozzie was already there to give her a hug, with a roaring applause behind them.
Jaz nodded, as if to say thanks. Jaz took her seat at the table, next to Rowlf, and Walter. As she ate her breakfast, she smiled at all her friends. Surgery really changes a girl!
"Well, you seem in a great mood today!" Walter chuckled.
Jaz nodded, and smiled more, as Rowlf passed her the bowl of fruit. Jaz began to shove many grapes into her mouth.
"Remember dear, eat light, like your doctor said." Piggy cautioned. Jaz put on a pouty face.
"No."
Jaz made her eyes big.
"No."
Jaz frowned, and gave up. She was nothing if she couldn't whimper. She got up, and started to limp toward the living room. Fozzie followed her and switched on the TV. As Jaz and Fozzie watched TV, Miss Piggy smiled from a distance.
"What are you smiling about?" Kermit asked.
"Look." Piggy pointed at the two on the couch.
"Ah, I see they're getting along just fine now."
"Oui, Kermie. Because they're in love."
"You think so?"
"... I know so." Piggy smiled.
"Hm. It's amazing how excited you get about OTHER couples." Kermit smiled.
"...Shutup Kermit."
Later that day, Kermit was talking to Jaz about which surgery she wanted done next.
"So Jaz, would you rather have your arm done, or your voice done?" Kermit asked.
Jaz pointed to her bad arm.
Kermit nodded, and wrote it down.
"Alright, tomorrow you get your arm surgery. Gotcha."
Jaz smiled, and nodded.
Kermit smiled too, as Walter entered the room.
"Hi guys! You wanna play vollyball outside with the rest of the gang?" Walter asked. Kermit shook his head.
"Uh, I'd love to Walter, but that's not very fair to Jaz."
Jaz shook her head, and nodded, meaning that she wanted him to play anyway.
"You'll be ok?" Kermit asked.
Jaz nodded.
"OK. See ya Jaz! C'mon Kermit!" Kermit and Walter ran outside, as Fozzie was suddenly seen tripping downstairs. He was wearing the most ridiculous Hawiian shirt, with the same goofy glasses he wore in that picture with him and Jaz.
"Hey! Kermit! Walter! Wait for me!" Fozzie ran to the door, but once he reached it, he paused. As he turned around, Jaz sat at the table, and waved to him.
"Jaz, is everyone but you outside?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz nodded.
Fozzie walked up to her. "So no one's keeping you company?"
Jaz shook her head.
Fozzie paused for a moment. "Well... I guess I'll keep you company. Is that alright with you Jaz?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged. Fozzie took off his Hawiian shirt, and goofy glasses. "What do you want to do?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged again.
Fozzie sighed. Jaz never made it easy. But that's something he always loved about her, whether he knew it or not.
"Do you... Want to see my comedy routine?" Fozzie suggested. Jaz had to think about it. Not the question itself, but the sincerity in his voice. Very sincere. More sincere than it's been all week. Jaz nodded her head, ready to hear the jokes Fozzie was about to tell.
"Ok. You ready?"
Jaz nodded, and smiled. If she could, she'd giggle.
"Ok, what do you get when you cross a elephant and a rhino?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz shrugged, even though she knew the answer.
"Elephino! Get it? Wocka wocka!"
Jaz was glad she couldn't laugh. It certainly would hurt his feelings if she could, but didn't.
"What do you think?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz put up a thumbs up, and forced a grin on her face. She really didn't want to lie to him, but she knew he was sensitive.
Fozzie smiled. "I knew you'd like it!" Fozzie took a seat next to Jaz, trying to defeat the feeling inside him. He tried to avoid looking into Jaz's eyes. But she kept looking into his.
"Jaz... I... Lately, not hearing you speak, and just being without you for a day... I-I realize that I-" Fozzie was interupted by Walter, who was peeking in.
"Hey, we're playing cards now. You think you can play with one hand, Jaz?" Walter asked.
Jaz nodded, and dragged Fozzie outside.
Fozzie blushed, because for the first time in a long while, they were kinda holding hands.
When they made it out, Jaz dragged him behind the tree, that everyone wrote on. Jaz nodded. As if to say, "Continue."
Fozzie thought she wouldn't care to listen to the rest.
"Um... I... I was wondering if we could... be friends." Fozzie lied, completely avoiding what he was going to say.
Jaz thought about it, and finally nodded.
"Just friends." Fozzie smiled. "Now let's play some cards!"
This time, Fozzie dragged her.
"So, who wants to here me ACE at card jokes, huh?" Fozzie asked.
Here we go again! xD
　

Miss kermie, please post more soon. I am getting really and totally impatient.

 

[Hubert]

*pokes miss kermie*

MORE! MORE! MORE!

 

[LipsGF4Life]

FER SURE!

 

[Misskermie]

Yay, I'm being nagged!


(Why am I happy about this?)

But I'm working on it now!
Chill!
And I'm sure you thought this was an update, so I guess I have to work even faster huh?

 

[Hubert]

I did think this was the next chapter when I saw that...you gave me such a burst of joy...only to find a post about you being happy because we're nagging you...