Fozzie's In Love

[Misskermie]

Ok, well, here I am again. I'm starting another fic. I have GOT to stop that! You know when you write something ahead of time, and then you get excited to post it? Yeah, that's what happened. Anywhoot, I'll still update other stories, I promise, I'm working on it, but... Um... Yeah....
BTW, Jaz is sort of halfway a Mary Sue, but not... totally. I tried hard to prevent that from happening. So... Yesh...
: Ladies and Gentleman, Chapter One! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!


　
Fozzie's In Love
Chapter One- The Anniversary Date
　
　
　
It was an normal day... Well... Normal for the Muppets anyway. Let's say relatively normal. So, it's about time for a date involving a certain bear, and a certain human. And if you don't know who it is by now, you are really late. I'm just kidding. Anyway, let us join Fozzie da bear in his room.
"Kermit, I'm really nervous about this." Fozzie said shakily.
"Don't worry, it's only your nineth anniversary!" Kermit assured. "ONLY?! You mean I have to do this again?"
"Well, you don't have to, but women usually prefer to do something for your anniversary. And when I say they prefer, I mean that you'd better do something before you get knocked into next month. I'm surprised that you got away with not doing anything for eight years!" Kermit exclaimed.
"Yeah, Kermit? Miss Piggy's not my girlfriend, she's yours."
"Ok, Ok, I get it, you think that if I don't do anything, I get knocked into next week... And you're absolutely correct."
Fozzie laughed. "Well, that's good advice for next year."
Kermit chuckled and helped Fozzie put on his cufflinks.
Meanwhile, Jaz was in her room with Miss Piggy.
"I can't believe vous two have been together for nine years, and you are just now telling him that he needs to do something about it!" Miss Piggy yelled.
"I was trying to give the bear space!" Jaz shouted.
"Vous still have much to learn I see. Men don't get space."
"Why not?"
"Because they aren't romantic enough, and they don't do what you say."
"Miss Piggy, Fozzie is my boyfriend, not Kermit."
"Yeah, well I'm just worried that if you give him too much space, he'll run off and find someone else! I don't want you to be heart broken!" Miss Piggy stared at her with motherly eyes. "I'll be just fine! Now help me put on this stupid dress!"
"It's not stupid, you will look tres' chic and charming."
"To you, maybe, but I really hate dresses."
Miss Piggy only shook her head, and helped Jaz put on her dress.
After Jaz and Fozzie were both ready, Kermit and Miss Piggy, escorted them both to the door. Once they all got there, Fozzie and Jaz examined eachother.
"W-Wow, Jaz you look beautiful."
"Um, thanks. You're not half bad yourself..."
Miss Piggy shook her head.
"No, No, No! That is not what you're supposed to say! Fozzie, you're supposed to open the door, then say, 'After you my dear.' Then Jaz, you giggle, and say, 'Oh Fozzie, you're such a gentleman!' How hard is that?!" She yelled.
Jaz looked at Kermit. "Do we have to?"
"Um... For my sake and yours, yes." Kermit nodded.
Jaz sighed, and Fozzie tugged on his tie. He cleared his throat. Then as Piggy demanded, he opened the door.
"Um, uh, after you Jaz my dear." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz rolled her eyes. "Thanks Fozzie, you're such a gentleman..." She said sarcastically.
"Jaz, you were supposed to giggle." Piggy said.
"I don't care."
"Well vous should."
Jaz rolled her eyes and went out the door. Fozzie followed behind her, as Miss Piggy sighed. "They grow up so fast..."
"You do know that Jaz isn't your daughter, right?"
"Shut. Up."
"Whoa, Sorry... But... Um... Piggy?"
"Hm?"
"Should we really let Fozzie drive?"
"..."
"I'm so glad we're finally here, so I can take off this stupid dress." Jaz said. Fozzie nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, I can't wait to take off this tux."
It's not that he didn't like tuxedos, it's just that the material that was used was incredibly itchy. As Fozzie took off his tux, Jaz took off her dress, to reveal her wearing jeans, and a purple sweat jacket.
"Well that's a new look for you. I like it." Fozzie said.
"Thanks. I was thinking that vests are more of Gonzo's thing, Y'know?" Fozzie nodded. They both put their formal wear in the trunk, and walked into the night club.
(Don't worry, it's more like a summer club. =D)
When the two made it inside, they took a seat at a table, and at first it was silent between them. Fozzie decided he was going to be the first to speak.
"So... Um... How are you Jaz?" He stuttered.
Jaz only smiled. "I'm fine. And You?"
"Oh, I-I'm fine..."
Jaz observed his nervous disposition.
"Fozzie, what's the matter?"
Fozzie wringed his hat in his hands. "I... I um..."
"Yes?"
"I've never been on a date with just me and a girl. I've always followed Kermit and Miss Piggy, or I ate at a resturant by myself. I've never been here with another person alone!" Fozzie explained.
"So... That's why this is the first time you've taken me out anywhere..." Jaz deduced.
Fozzie nodded.
"That's kinda sweet." Jaz smiled. Jaz was lost in her thoughts until the waitress came. She had a menu covering her face.
"Hello, may Moi take your order?"
"Moi? Oh No... Don't tell me you're..."
The waitress removed the menu to reveal that she was Miss Piggy. "Piggy! What are you doing here?" Jaz yelled.
"Making sure my brother does what he's supposed to do!"
Fozzie was puzzled. "What am I supposed to do?"
Miss Piggy pulled him aside, and mumbled something that Jaz couldn't hear. Then Fozzie mumbled something back. Jaz decided to cut in. "Ok, whatever you guys are talking about, enough is enough! Kermit wouldn't do this!" At that moment, Kermit ran up to Piggy in a waiter's costume.
"Really? Why are you guys here!?"
"We just want to make sure everything goes according to plan. In fact, up first, is karaoke! Go ahead you two!" Miss Piggy yanked Jaz and Fozzie out of their chairs, and pushed them toward the small stage. Fozzie's never really sung with another girl, or one he liked at least, so he was kinda nervous. At a nearby table, was Statler and Waldorf.
"Great, they're gonna sing a song in the first chapter! They're really getting desperate!" Waldorf yelled.
"That's great! Soon they may-"
"Panic and run away. You used that line already!" Jaz interupted.
"... You got told by a girl." Waldorf Chuckled.
The girl, and the bear, went onstage, unsure of what to sing. "C'mon Jaz, singing in public isn't so bad!" Kermit assured
"That's easy for you to say, until I make you sing 'Piggy got back' tomorrow!"
"What's Piggy got back?" Miss Piggy asked.
"Nothing." Kermit lied.
"Just sing the first thing that comes to mind." Miss Piggy advised. Jaz thought for a moment.
"Can't you two sing with us?"
"Wha-? Oh, no, I couldn't possibly... Oh what the heck. Wardrobe! C'mon Kermie." Kermit and Miss Piggy left and came back in a flash. Piggy, with a red cocktail dress, and Kermit in his standard black tux.
"Ok, be formal, while we be casual..." Jaz mumbled.
"So, what are we singing?" Kermit asked.
"Just follow my lead."
Jaz: Create a place through shapes and shades, build a blinding stage where beauty's made, but when your colors fade, everything will change.
Miss Piggy: I'm tryin' hard to imagine better. Daydream him, I'll wait forever, I'll pray that our paths blur
Jaz and Miss Piggy: Together
Jaz: It might not be true, but it's the best I can do. It's only to keep a little piece of you.
Miss Piggy: I can't keep it inside, I gotta shout it out loud!
Fozzie: All of the things I can't live without
Kermit: And I'm givin' my heart
Miss Piggy: And I'm sealin' my soul
Fozzie: And I'm taking a breath
Jaz: And I'm givin' it all
Kermit: And I wanna walk out of the trouble I'm in, cause I'm really not sure, where to begin
Fozzie: And thinkin' it could make it better, better than it was before. Lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Jaz: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, In make believe, he'll hide forever
Kermit: This is real life
Fozzie: This is real life
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh
Miss Piggy: This is real life, Oh oh oh
Jaz: It's time to see the real life!
Kermit: Paint your world, full of tones, write the story so you know, how it goes
Jaz: But, my heart's alone, until he comes home. He'll make a decision
Miss Piggy: He'll have no choice
Jaz: And I'll hold him close
Miss Piggy: He'll hear my voice
Jaz: And I'll pray we're together, forever
Miss Piggy: Take a deep breath, go for a walk, which you were here, 'cause we've got to talk
Kermit: I can't keep it inside, I have to shout it out loud, all of the things I couldn't live without
Fozzie: And I'm givin' my heart, and I'm sealin' my soul, and she's takin' a breath, 'cause she's givin' it all, she wants to wake up from the dream she's been in, and start it all over so we can repeat
Jaz: And to think that it could make it better, better than it was before, lies should bring us close together, so I won't be lonely no more
Miss Piggy: Pretending it doesn't matter, could help me pass the time, in make believe, he'll hide forever, This is real life
Jaz: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life, oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: t's time to see the real life
Jaz: He's takin' a breath, he's makin' a stand he's bringin' down walls, he's doin' all that he can. He's through with black 'n white, and drawin' the line, between make believe and real life! This is real life!
Fozzie: This is real life
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Miss Piggy: This is real life oh oh
(Kermit: La la la la la la la la)
Jaz: This is real life, oh oh oh
(K+P: La la la la la la la la)
Fozzie: My real dreams,
Jaz: and real love
Miss Piggy: Oh oh oh
Fozzie: Yes make believe
Jaz: Is not enough
Miss Piggy: It's time to see
All of them =P: The real life!
The audience applauded as Fozzie blushed.
"That was embarrassing!"
"Why? You've sung in front of people before!"
"Yeah, but that song was meant for a girl to sing..."
Jaz only smiled and shook her head.
"Now, how aout we eat something? I'm starving!" Miss Piggy exclaimed. "Again..." Jaz mumbled. The two couples made their way to the table and ate dinner.
On the way out, Miss Piggy was signaling Fozzie to do something, but Fozzie kept saying, "No, I don't have it." Or "I'm not ready!" To Jaz, this was just Fozzie being Fozzie.
"Oh, Kermie, let's go stargazing! Please, oh please?" Piggy begged. "Oh, alright. We'll see you guys later." Kermit and Miss Piggy walked away, as Jaz and Fozzie remained standing in front of the night club. "Jaz?"
"Hm?"
Fozzie got down on one knee, which made Jaz beam.
Is he about to...
Well, her thought stopped when Fozzie started to tie her shoe. "Sorry, your shoe was untied."
Jaz smacked herself, which caused Fozzie to get up.
"Um, why did you just smack yourself?"
"Because I didn't think you were gonna tie my shoe, I thought, that you'd ask me to marry you!"
Fozzie looked a little puzzled.
"Why would I do that?"
"Because that's what you do when you've been with someone for a long time! When you develop deep feelings for someone. When you love someone! Don't you love me?"
There was silence. "I... I uh, I don't know..." Fozzie stuttered.
Jaz's mouth was wide open, and tears began to fall.
"You don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW?! Fozzie, we've been together for nine years now, and all I ask for is for you to love me, and you don't even know? Well, until you figure it out, I don't think we should talk to eachother for a while." Jaz stormed off in tears, as Fozzie just remained standing there. "I'm sorry...?"

 

[Misskermie]

　
　
Chapter Two- Fozzie without Jaz
　
　
　
It was another morning at the Muppet home. It even seemed normal for Fozzie, with all the drama he faced yesterday. He brushed his teeth, washed his face, and took a shower with no problem whatsoever. It was when he came downstairs. That's when his problem began. Everyone was at the table, eating breakfast, except for Jaz. Fozzie figured that it was only because she was mad at him, and she would come downstairs eventually. As Fozzie took his seat, people started to ask questions.
"Where's Jaz?" Gonzo asked.
"Fozzie did you see her on your way out?" Piggy asked.
"No. But it's early anyway, so she could be sleepy."
"Actually, it's 10:28." Walter said, checking his watch.
"What? But I always get up at 7:00... Because Jaz wakes me up..." Fozzie sighed.
"What's wrong?" Walter asked.
"Oh, nothing. I'll go get Jaz, and see what's up." Fozzie dissmissed himself from the table, and went upstairs to Jaz's room. He knocked on the door.
"Jaz, I know you're mad, but I need to talk to you."
There was no answer.
"Jaz?"
Still no answer.
"Fozzie opened the door, to find no one there. He went inside the room, to find a note with his name on it, on her bed. As he read it, he began to shed tears.
"Dear Fozzie, as you know, we had a little arguement the other day, and thinking about it really hurts me inside. Looking at you hurts me inside now. And I've decided to go away for awhile, so I can recover. Fozzie, when I get back, I expect you to have your decision ready, and I mean it. But no matter what happens, I still love you, even if you don't feel the same way. -Jaz."
"What have I done..." Fozzie whispered. He got on his knees, and cried. But he knew he had to suck it up. She would be back. She said she would be. He just had to learn to go on without her, No matter how hard it was going to be.
Later on that day, the show was starting, and Fozzie was about to go onstage. "Where's Jaz?" Kermit asked.
"Oh, uh, she went... away... because... her... aunt passed away, and she's staying with Jay to recover." Fozzie lied.
"Oh. You think you can handle the crowd by yourself?"
Fozzie only nodded, even though he wasn't sure.
"Good luck." Kermit walked onstage. "And now, everyone's favorite, furry, funny man, Fozzie bear! YaaaaaaY!" Kermit ran offstage, as Fozzie danced on. "Hiya Hiya Hiya! Hey! What path do crazy people take in the forest?" Fozzie waited. Oh yeah, I'm alone... Fozzie thought. "Er, Uh, The Phsyco Path! AAaaaAaaah!"
"Boooooooo!" Statler yelled.
"Yeah, Booooo, Hiss! DOH HO HO HO!!" Waldorf laughed.
Now, usually Jaz would defend him, or he would defend himself to impress her, but since she's not here, Fozzie just stood in one spot, crying his eyes out. With jaz around, he wasn't picked on at all, but since he is now, it really hurt his feelings. Fozzie ran offstage, and into his dressing room. He took a deep breath. Everything was going to be fine, he could do this. That was only a minor setback. As soon as Fozzie opened his dressing room door, Miss Piggy was there, looking very angry. It wasn't a smart thing to do, but Fozzie slammed the door in her face. The smart thing he did after that was hiding under the props in his closet. As soon as he hid, Miss Piggy swung the door wide open, looking even angrier than she did before!
"Alright, I know you're in here!" Miss Piggy looked under the couch, in the hamper with a bunch of ties, and even behind the TV, but still no Fozzie. Miss Piggy looked around until she spotted the closet. "Bingo." Piggy smirked. She swung the closet open. Just props... And ears of a bear sticking out. Piggy yanked Fozzie up by the ears, and Fozzie trembled. "Fozzie, what's the matter with you?"
"What?" Fozzie asked, confused.
"Breaking Jaz's heart like that?" Piggy shouted.
"Oh good, I thought you were talking about your broken statue."
"...What?"
"Oh! Nothing! Nothing!"
"Anyway, she just called me, and told me the whole thing!"
"She called you? Can I talk to her?" Fozzie asked.
"She doesn't want to talk to vous!" Piggy scoffed.
"Do you know where she is?"
"She wouldn't tell me."
"Do you at least know when she's coming back?"
"Nope. It looks like you've gone from Comedy Casanova, back to Comedy Clutz! She is very upset with vous!" Miss Piggy yelled.
"I see..." Fozzie sighed. "I guess she really doesn't want me anymore, huh?"
"Well that's something por Jaz to know, and por vous to find out." Piggy grinned a little.
"Piggy, please don't tell anyone what I did to Jaz. I'm kinda having a hard time as it is." Fozzie begged.
"... Fine... But only because you asked so pitifully." Piggy flipped her hair, and made a dramatic exit. Fozzie felt a little down in the dumps now. Jaz didn't want to talk to him, Piggy probably has nothing else to say to him, and she's probably going to tell Kermit, and even though she said she'd tell nobody. The word was going to get around sooner or later, and everyone was going to hate him. Fozzie just left his dressing room, and told Kermit he wasn't feeling well, so he could go home. Not his Muppet home. His apartment.
Later, Fozzie's phone rang.
"Hello?" Fozzie said, feeling miserable.
"Fozzie, It's me."
"Who's me?"
"You know who I am you miserable excuse for a comedian!"
"Oh. Hi Piggy."
"Fozzie, you know I'm still mad at you, right?"
"Yes, thank you for reminding me. I appriciate the call, and-"
"I wasn't finished! I'm trying to tell you that you don't need to leave work, just because you miss her. I mean, man up a little!" Piggy yelled. "But... But I can't." Fozzie wimpered.
"Like Moi said, MAN UP!!!"
"Look Piggy, I just need to think things over, and I'll be back tomorrow, I promise. But it's really late. And I'm really sleepy, so can you please just go to bed?"
"Look at vous, sounding like Kermit... Ok... Goodnight Fozzie. Kissy Kissy." Piggy hung up the phone.
Fozzie didn't need to think. He just really didn't want to hear Piggy's voice again. It gave him a headache. Now he knows how Kermit feels. Fozzie decided to just head back to the house now, and save him time for later. When he got there, it looked like everyone had went to bed. As he climbed the steps, he looked at the photos on the wall next to him. Kermit and Miss Piggy with arms wrapped around eachother, Gonzo wrapping his one arm around Camilla, and last but not least, Jaz, and himself, taking a silly, but romantic picture in a photo booth. Fozzie remembered it well. It was the day the Muppets went to an amusement park for free...
(FLASHBACK =D)
"Alright everyone, I want all of you to buddy up, because last time we went somewhere, Piggy got sick on several roller coasters, Rowlf got sent to the pound, and I was the star of Indiana Jones!" Kermit yelled. "So... uh... Buddy Up!!!"
Naturally, Piggy went straight for Kermit, The Band buddied up with Scooter, and Rowlf went with Bunsen and Beaker. The only people left were Camilla, Gonzo, Jaz, and Fozzie. So, of course, Gonzo went with Camilla, leaving Jaz and Fozzie. Jaz stood in one place, as Fozzie approached her.
"So, Buddy... What do you want to do first?" Fozzie asked.
"Um... Let's play a game... let's play that thing, where you have to use a giant hammer to win stuff." Jaz suggested. With that suggestion, Fozzie took Jaz's hand and lead her over to the game. "Ok, I'll go first." Fozzie picked up the heavy hammer, and slammed it down, only for the giant scale to go up to weakling. Fozzie frowned.
"Ok, I'll go next." Jaz picked up the hammer, and slammed it so hard, that the scale went up to prize. Jaz selected a small purple monkey. Fozzie only blushed. How humiliating. To have his girlfriend be stronger than him!
"Ok, now what do you want to do?" Jaz asked.
"Um... How about we ride a roller coaster?" Fozzie suggested. "Ok, which one?"
"Um... Let's go on the ferris wheel." Jaz and Fozzie got on the ferris wheel. What Fozzie forgot, was that he was afraid of heights. So, as they got higher, Fozzie began to panic. "W-We sure are H-High..." Fozzie stuttered.
"Yeah, it's really romantic..." Jaz sighed.
Fozzie shook his head. "No it isn't!"
"Why not?"
"Because we're too far off the ground!!!" Fozzie shielded his eyes to avoid looking below. What would Jaz think of him now? He's a weakling, and he's a scardy cat!
After getting off the ferris wheel, Jaz immediately dragged Fozzie to a fun house. When they got inside, there were mirrors, that made Fozzie look overweight. Now he's overweight, a scardy cat, and a weakling! What next?
Fozzie followed Jaz through the fun house, until he saw a little kid drop his star lensed glasses. Fozzie picked them up. "Excuse me." Fozzie tapped the kid's shoulder, and the kid turned around, revealing a skull face. Frightened, Fozzie jumped backward, falling into the ball pit. The kid took off his mask, and walked up to the ball pit. "Where'd he go?" The boy asked. Jaz entered the ball pit, trying to find him. The ball pit was very deep. "Fozzie?" Jaz called. He popped up at the sound of Jaz's voice. Jaz hugged him.
"Don't scare me like that!" Jaz yelled.
Fozzie went to the edge of the ball pit.
"Here's your glasses." The kid shook his head. "You can keep them mister. Thanks for trying to get them for me. I prefer this mask though." The kid put his mask back on, which caused Fozzie to fall into the ball pit again. "Sorry." The boy chuckled and ran away. Great. Now Fozzie's clumsy! After getting out of the fun house, Jaz dragged Fozzie to one last location. The photo booth. As they got inside, Fozzie slipped on the glasses.
"Jaz, why do you want a picture?"
"Because I don't want to forget today." Said Jaz as she set up the picture. "Why? I was terrible today!" Fozzie yelled.
"No you weren't!"
"Yes I was! I was a weakling, a scardy cat, overweight, and I was clumsy! Why do you want to remember today?"
"Because it was a day I got to spend with you."
"R-Really?"
"Yes."
Jaz kissed him affectionately as the picture was taken. Jaz and Fozzie got out of the photo booth, to look at their picture. "You look good in star shaped glasses!" Jaz giggled. Fozzie chuckled. "Thanks." At that moment, Kermit was loading everyone on the bus, when he noticed Fozzie and Jaz. "C'mon you guys! It's time to go home! Animal ate the key to the men's room! So, uh, we gotta go!" Jaz and Fozzie hurried on the bus, and they all left, as the security shook their fists at the bus.
(END OF FLASHBACK =D)
That was the day that Fozzie knew Jaz would go anywhere with him. But not now. Now Fozzie was alone, and unhappy. Fozzie continued walking upstairs, and went to sleep in his room.

 

[Misskermie]

Why did I post this..... I wanted to!!! =P




Chapter Three- Fozzie with (An injured) Jaz
　
　
　
Everything was silent. Fozzie was lightly sleeping, as he listened to the silence. It was all silence until he heard the clicking of heels. He got out of bed, and left his room. He went downstairs to find Miss Piggy about to go out the front door. "Piggy! Where are you going? It's 2:30 in the morning!" Fozzie exclaimed. "It's Jaz! She was in bus crash, and now she's at the hospital!" Piggy yelled.
"She's at the hospital?! I'm coming with you!"
"What? She doesn't want to see vous!"
"Well, I want to see if she's alright!"
"Ugh, fine!"
Piggy and Fozzie rushed to the hospital, and as they made their way to the room Jaz was in, Fozzie took deep breaths, and wringed his hat in his hand. A day without talking to Jaz was enough to make him scared to talk to her, especially if she's still mad at him. When they got there, Jaz was watching The Muppets. First, Piggy walked into the room.
"Hi Jaz..."
Jaz waved.
"I brought someone with me who wanted to see you." Piggy signaled Fozzie into the room. "H-Hi Jaz." Jaz turned her head away. At that moment, the doctor came in.
"Ah. You made it." The doctor sighed in relief.
"Um, is Jaz alright?" Fozzie asked.
"Well, there aren't any fatal injuries, but they aren't small either. Her vocal cords are damaged, and her right arm, and her left ankle are broken, so she'll need help doing things for a while. So I suggest you designate someone to take care of her."
"I'll do it." Fozzie said.
Both Jaz and Miss Piggy looked at him in shock.
"Ok, well that takes care of that. I'll have a nurse bring Jaz a wheelchair, and you can take her home. The doctor then left the room. "Fozzie, she's mad at you!" Piggy yelled.
"Can you please not yell at me?"
"No, because you do stupid things all the time!"
"Volenteering to help Jaz is not stupid!"
"It is if she's mad at you!"
Jaz just sighed. She really wished she could scream right now. Just then the nurse came in with a wheel chair. The nurse placed Jaz in it, and Piggy pushed it out of the building.
When the three got home, Miss Piggy left Jaz at the door, and pulled Fozzie aside.
"Listen, If you screw this up, you're DEAD, you hear me?" Fozzie nodded quickly. Miss Piggy then dissmissed herself to her bedroom. Now it was just Fozzie and Jaz. "Um... Jaz, are you hungry?"
Jaz shook her head.
"Um... Are you sleepy?"
Jaz shook her head.
"Ok... Do you need anything at all?"
Jaz nodded.
"What is it?"
Jaz pointed to her room.
"You want to go to your room?"
Jaz nodded.
Fozzie picked Jaz up bride style, and went up stairs. When Fozzie made it inside Jaz's room, he placed her on the bed. Jaz just lay there, staring at Fozzie. "Um... Hi." Fozzie said.
Jaz only looked away. "Look Jaz, I know you're mad at me, but-" Jaz gave him the hand. (You go girl!) "But Jaz-"
Jaz pointed at the door.
"But I can't leave! I'm taking care of you!"
Jaz looked away again. He was right. As much as it pained her, he had to stay. She looked back at him and stared. Fozzie sat in the chair in the corner of the room and watched Jaz as she began to fall asleep.
The next day, Jaz woke up, and looked around her room. Purple, as usual. She really hadn't expected to see it again so soon. Then she looked at Fozzie in the chair. She smiled. Then she frowned. Then smiled. And then frowned again. She wasn't sure if she should be mad about his feelings toward her, or if she should let it go, because he offered to look after her while she was injured. It was all very confusing for her. She kept wondering why she was... well... such a Miss Piggy. Well, up until a very disturbing sound from her stomach distracted her from her thoughts. Jaz, forgeting that she broke her ankle, got up, and attempted to head toward the kitchen, but instead fell straight to the ground. If she hadn't damaged her vocal cords, she would be screaming louder than a banshee. TRUST me. Jaz rubbed her ankle. Then looked at Fozzie, wondering if he heard her thud on the floor.
Apparently not.
Jaz picked up one of the shoes in the floor, and used her good arm to throw it at Fozzie's head.
Direct hit!
Fozzie got up immediately. "Wha-? Jaz why'd you do that?"
Jaz pointed to her stomach.
"Tummy ache?"
Jaz shook her head.
"Uh..."
Jaz pointed to her stomach again.
"Oh no, don't tell me... You were so mad, you found someone else, and now you're pregnant..."
Jaz took the other shoe off the ground, and threw it at him.
"Um, ok, sorry. Uh... You got a tattoo there?"
Jaz smacked her head, and then pointed to her mouth.
"... You need a dentist? You're thirsty? You're hungry?"
Jaz nodded.
"Oh, sorry." Fozzie picked Jaz up, and brought her to the bottom of the stairs, and put her in her wheelchair. As Fozzie pushed her to the table, everyone was there to crowd Jaz. They all were asking constant questions.
"Are you alright?" Walter asked.
"Does it still hurt?" Miss Piggy asked.
"You want me to pick up some pain reliever?" Asked Rowlf.
"... Lucky..." Gonzo mumbled.
"Can I sign your cast?" Robin asked.
Jaz nodded.
Robin was coloring at the time, so he just took a red marker, and signed her cast.
"Get well soon, Love Robin."
All of the others did too!
"Kissy Kissy dear, get well soon! -Miss Piggy, XX"
"I wish I were you right now! I hope you make the most of it! -Gonzo"
"Hiho, Kermit here! Get better soon!"
"FEEL BETTER! FEEL BETTER! -ANIMAL"
"Mee Mee Mo Meep!"
Right under that, Bunsen translated it.
"He said, 'Get well soon!' -Bunsen & Beaker"
The last person to sign the cast, was Fozzie.
"Get Well Soon... I um... I... Get better! -Fozzie"
He also left a little heart doodle on the cast. Jaz looked at it. She grinned only a little. Then her face went neutral again.
Jaz gazed into his eyes. Fozzie smiled, but that made Jaz look away. What an awkward moment!
Catching all of this, Miss Piggy got up. "So, who wants waffles?" Piggy chuckled. Jaz raised her hand like a school girl. Piggy scooted them over to her. Fozzie remained on standby in the corner of the room. He remained silent until Miss Piggy nudged him with her elbow. "What?" Fozzie asked.
"Don't just sit there! Feed her!" Piggy growled.
"But she's eating just fine by hers-"
"FEED HER!!!" Piggy screamed, which caused Rowlf's dog senses to go off. Miss Piggy pushed him a few steps closer to Jaz, and Fozzie walked the rest of the way. As he got closer, his heart beat faster.
He was afraid.
It felt like ages since he talked to Jaz. Especially since Jaz lost her voice. Once Fozzie made his way up to her, he cleared his throat. "Um... Jaz do you need any help eating?" Jaz turned away.
"Um... Ok..." Fozzie scurried back to his pig sister.
"Vous are joking right?" Piggy asked. "You can't just give up because she gave vous the cold shoulder! Try again!"
Fozzie shook his head. "No, I can't! I just can't!"
"And why not?" Piggy asked.
"Because... Uh... Because..."
"Out with it!" Piggy demanded.
"It's just that I-"
At that moment, the smoke detector went off.
"Yerskie Berskie Popoovers!" The Swedish Chef exclaimed. This little incident gave Fozzie enough time to sneak away from Piggy. As soon as Piggy realized he was gone, she crossed her arms, and squinted her eyes.
"I know how you feel about her bear, and by any means neccesary, I will get you to tell her..."

 

[miss muppet]

You guys are such a lovley couple ! * cries * I love you guys !

 

[Misskermie]

Chapter Four- Aquaintances
　
　
　
Fozzie's nervous,
Piggy's angry,
Jaz is silent,
Gonzo's normal,
Kermit has a headache from it all.
It was chaos.
Each day, Fozzie's nervousy got worse. He wasn't sure if it was Piggy's constant complaints about his shyness toward Jaz, Or Jaz's unforgiving cold shoulder. It could even be Kermit's bad mood. Either way, he grew more nervous each day. About what? He was uncertain, as was everyone else, but Fozzie figured it was just the chaos of the situation getting to him. What situation? Jaz.
It was this particular afternoon that Fozzie decided to do something about all his problems. He gave himself a very... Pig-Like peptalk in the mirror this morning.
FLASHBACK =P
"Alright Fozzie... it's time for you to man up! be a man and demand Jaz's apology!" At that moment, Fozzie's consciences appeared on his shoulders. The angel, looking like Jaz, and the devil, looking like Miss Piggy.
"You can't just command Jaz to leave, Fozzie." The good conscience said.
"Nonsense! She has to do whatever vous tell her to do, because vous are superior to her at the moment." The bad conscience smirked.
"But what is the best thing to do?" Fozzie asked.
Both conscience sulmtaniously voiced their opinions, to the point where Fozzie couldn't understand them.
Fozzie ignored them as they began to argue. He wandered in his own thoughts as to what he should do. When was finished, he shooed off his arguing consciences. He knew exactly what to do now.
FLASHBACK END =P
Fozzie went downstairs to find Jaz on the couch, surrounded by pigs. Jaz, unable to talk to all her pig friends, just smiled and nodded. Fozzie, not wanting to be detected by a certain blonde in the crowd, hid behind the sofa opposite of the one Jaz was sitting on. All he could hear were voices, but he could match them to faces.
"So Jaz, have you been feeling better lately?"
"I'm sure she's fine."
"You're right Linky."
"Aunt Piggy, what kind of medicine does she need?"
"She doesn't need any right now."
"Are you sure?"
"YES!!!"
Fozzie chuckled at that last voice.
Hearing the small laughter, Link looked behind the couch.
"Oh hey Fozzie! What are you doing back here?" Link asked. "Link! Be quiet!!!" Fozzie whispered.
Miss Piggy went behind the couch next.
"What are you doin' dummo?" Piggy then saw Fozzie.
"Fozzie, why are you behind the couch?" Piggy hoisted Fozzie up. "I... uh, I... um... I wanted to ask Jaz something... But she looked busy, so I-"
"If you want to talk to her, just talk to her!"
"Oh, um... Ok..." Fozzie blushed.
The room was silent, not to mention awkward.
"Um... Jaz... I uh..." Fozzie blushed more.
"Out with it bear!!!" Piggy demanded.
"N-Never mind!" Fozzie cried.
Jaz tilted her head at Fozzie's peculiar behavior.
Fozzie hid his face in his hat, thinking he's undetected.
"Um... Vat is he doing?" Strangepork asked.
"He's being an idiot!" Piggy shouted.
Jaz put up a hand to stop Piggy from yelling.
"What?" Piggy yelled.
Jaz pointed upstairs.
"...What about upstairs?" Piggy asked.
Jaz pointed to every pig in the room, and pointed upstairs again. "You want us upstairs?" Piggy asked.
Jaz nodded. "Alright dear." Piggy and the pigs went upstairs.
Jaz snapped to get Fozzie's attention.
When Fozzie took his hat off his face, he sat next to Jaz, avoiding eye contact.
"So... Um... Jaz I was wondering if maybe we could just...
start over?" Fozzie asked.
Jaz stared at him skeptically.
"I mean, because ever since you got back from the hospital, you've been giving me the cold shoulder..."
Jaz turned her head away from Fozzie, and crossed her arms.
"See? Just like that! Jaz, if you can't forgive me, then we need to start over. Please... Can we just be... best friends?" Fozzie opened his arms to recieve a hug.
Jaz stared at him.
"Friends?" Fozzie lowered his arms a little.
Jaz was still staring.
"... Aquaintances?" Fozzie held out one hand.
Jaz used her good arm to shake Fozzie's open hand.
"Ok... Good. Thank you..." Fozzie got off the couch and headed upstairs. Jaz, having no way of moving, just flipped on the TV. Winnie The Pooh was on TV. It was the part where Christopher Robin calls Pooh a "Silly old bear."
My thoughts exactly...
Jaz thought.

 

[miss muppet]

I absolutely love the way you put piggy as the bad conscience wonderful chapter more please my dear and thank you

 

[LipsGF4Life]

Can you do me and Zoot?

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Fozzie and Jaz kind of remind me of shy, awkward teenagers at the beginning.
But Fozzie, that was a dumb thing to say. At least you try to get back on her good side. Let's just hope, Jaz will forgive you, my beary friend. You two do make an adorable couple

 

[Misskermie]

Can you do me and Zoot?

Sure!
What do you want your name to be?

 

[LipsGF4Life]

Its actually my normal name. Leah.