Fozzie Jokes

[Timarima]

Where can I find a list of some of his best material? I have a few friends that always share jokes together and I really want to wow them w/ the funniest bear.

 

[TheHairyMonster]

Well... there's always the banana gag!

 

[GonzoLeaper]

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Where can I find a list of some of his best material?

Wow- I'm not sure how to interpret that one. There's stuff that I'm sure Fozzie Bear considers his best material but Statler and Waldorf would definitely disagree. lol.
How about this one-
"Did you hear about the church that caught on fire?"
"Holy Smoke!"

(That was our best joke- Fozzie to Snowman in "Muppet Family Christmas")

I also like this one-
Snowman- I'm a snewman.
Fozzie- What's a snewman?
Snowman- Nothing. Whatza new with you man?

(also from "Muppet Family Christmas")

 

[Muppet Frog]

The best one is....

What did the duck have with his soup? Quackers!

 

[dwmckim]

One of my faves is from the comic book:

This gorilla walks through the door and he goes up to the counter and shouts, "THREE POUNDS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE, PLEASE!" and the lady behind the counter goes, "Sir, I'm afraid this is a library." So the gorilla looks embarrassed and *whispers*: "I'm sorry. Three pounds of limburger cheese, please."

 

[Gelfling Girl]

Fozzie: Now, when I say the word "hear" you shout "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"

Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"

Fozzie: Right. Hello, folks, it's such a pleasure to be here!

Kermit: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!

Fozzie: That was the wrong "here."

Kermit: Which was the right "hear"?

Fozzie: You'll know it when I point to you. One day, I was walking around the Muppet Theater. I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly I hear...*points to Kermit*

Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"

Fozzie: "No he's a-not, he's a-wearin' a neck-a tie!"