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Fozzie Jokes
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TheHairyMonster
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Well... there's always the banana gag! 
GonzoLeaper
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Wow- I'm not sure how to interpret that one. There's stuff that I'm sure Fozzie Bear considers his best material
but Statler and Waldorf would definitely disagree.
lol.How about this one-
"Did you hear about the church that caught on fire?"
"Holy Smoke!"
(That was our best joke- Fozzie to Snowman in "Muppet Family Christmas")
I also like this one-
Snowman- I'm a snewman.
Fozzie- What's a snewman?
Snowman- Nothing. Whatza new with you man?
(also from "Muppet Family Christmas")
Muppet Frog
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The best one is....
What did the duck have with his soup? Quackers!
What did the duck have with his soup? Quackers!
dwmckim
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One of my faves is from the comic book:
This gorilla walks through the door and he goes up to the counter and shouts, "THREE POUNDS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE, PLEASE!" and the lady behind the counter goes, "Sir, I'm afraid this is a library." So the gorilla looks embarrassed and *whispers*: "I'm sorry. Three pounds of limburger cheese, please."
This gorilla walks through the door and he goes up to the counter and shouts, "THREE POUNDS OF LIMBURGER CHEESE, PLEASE!" and the lady behind the counter goes, "Sir, I'm afraid this is a library." So the gorilla looks embarrassed and *whispers*: "I'm sorry. Three pounds of limburger cheese, please."
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Fozzie: Now, when I say the word "hear" you shout "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Fozzie: Right. Hello, folks, it's such a pleasure to be here!
Kermit: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Fozzie: That was the wrong "here."
Kermit: Which was the right "hear"?
Fozzie: You'll know it when I point to you. One day, I was walking around the Muppet Theater. I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly I hear...*points to Kermit*
Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Fozzie: "No he's a-not, he's a-wearin' a neck-a tie!"
Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Fozzie: Right. Hello, folks, it's such a pleasure to be here!
Kermit: Good grief! The comedian's a bear!
Fozzie: That was the wrong "here."
Kermit: Which was the right "hear"?
Fozzie: You'll know it when I point to you. One day, I was walking around the Muppet Theater. I passed a bunch of Muppet fans and suddenly I hear...*points to Kermit*
Kermit: "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
Fozzie: "No he's a-not, he's a-wearin' a neck-a tie!"