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Fozzie Bear Jokes

Dr TeethFan

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Post your Favourite fozzie jokes here!

1.:embarrassed::Why did the banana go to the doctors?
:embarrassed::He wasn't PEELING well,Wocka Wocka!

2.:sympathy::Fozzie why don't you wear shoes?
:embarrassed::Why should I? I'd still have BEAR feet.WOCKA WOCKA

3.:embarrassed::What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
MILK AND QUACKERS!
 
FraggleLover130

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:embarrassed::Last night, I went to the worst seafood restaurant! The catch of the day was salmonella! WOCKA WOCKA
 
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