Fozzie Bear Jokes

[Dr TeethFan]

Post your Favourite fozzie jokes here!

1.:Why did the banana go to the doctors?
:He wasn't PEELING well,Wocka Wocka!

2.:Fozzie why don't you wear shoes?
:Why should I? I'd still have BEAR feet.WOCKA WOCKA

3.:What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
MILK AND QUACKERS!

 

[FraggleLover130]

:Last night, I went to the worst seafood restaurant! The catch of the day was salmonella! WOCKA WOCKA