Chapter Sixteen
Seven Months and Two Weeks Later
April 3, 1971
Jim and Kermit strolled easily around the park pond, enjoying the cool, crisp air. The snow had melted, and things were just beginning to bud.
Jim took a deep breath. “Kermit, I’ve been meaning to talk to you about the next special.”
Kermit couldn’t help but smile. “Another special? I knew you couldn’t do just the show for long,” he said. “What’s the special?”
“I was thinking of doing The Frog Prince,” Jim said. “We had talked about it before…”
Kermit slowed down. “Yeah,” he said slowly. “You mentioned giving the lead to-“
“To a younger frog,” Jim interrupted.
Kermit shot him a grateful glance for not specifying the name of the “younger frog” they had discussed giving the role to years ago.
“We’d still like to have a younger frog play the role,” Jim said.
“Well that’s fine with me, but where are we gonna find a younger frog?” Kermit asked. “I mean, there aren’t any around here, and-“ He cut himself off, noticing the patient, thoughtful way that Jim was watching him. He stared for a moment before speaking slowly. “You want me to bring one of my nephews out of the swamp to do it.”
Jim nodded once. “I was considering that possibility,” he said.
“No, Jim, absolutely not,” Kermit said quickly. “I will not take any one of my nephews away from his parents. Not under any circumstances- I won’t do it. I can’t. Jim, I can’t take care of a little frog, anyway. I mean I can watch kids fine, I can teach- uh, sort of- but if one of my nephews came out here, I mean, he wouldn’t have his parents or brothers or sisters and it’s nothing like the swamp out here- he’d just be confused, and scared, and I wouldn’t know what to do, I mean- I can’t, Jim.”
“Hm…” Jim plodded on around the pond. “Well,” he mused, “I suppose you could play the lead.” His eyes shifted to the frog, almost looking suspicious. “You know the plot, of course…”
When the words sank in, Kermit came to a sudden halt. “Um-“ he gulped. He was still apprehensive of flirting with women, let alone kissing them, even if it was just for a television special. They both knew that he would not play the lead. Jim had stopped walking and was again watching in that patient, thoughtful way that was starting to get on Kermit’s nerves. “You could at least play fair,” he said grouchily.
They kept walking. “I won’t say you have to,” Jim said gently. “I know it’s… uncomfortable. But would you think about it?”
Kermit sighed. “I’ll think about it,” he said softly. “I’ll have to check with my family, you know. They might not think it’s a good idea.”
Jim nodded. “I know,” he said. “But as long as you’ll think about it…” He consulted his watch. “I should get home,” he said.
Kermit glanced at the darkening sky. “Yeah, it’s getting late,” he said. “I’ll see ya tomorrow, though.”
“Yup. Tomorrow,” Jim said. “Have a good night, Kermit.”
“You too, Jim.”
Jim slid his hands into his jacket pockets and strode out of the park.
Kermit finished his lap around the pond before he, too, left the park. But instead of going to his apartment, he followed his flippers to the other side of town.
There was no one on Cole Street. It was lined with cozy, well-lit houses, owned and inhabited by happy young couples with happy young children, all sitting down to dinner now, or gathering around the television, piano, or comfy chair for a favorite program, song, or story. No one was out on Cole Street now. No one but a frog.
Kermit preferred coming here in the morning, early morning, before anyone on the street was awake, but dinnertime was also a good time to come- if he didn’t look in anyone’s windows. Any other time of day, he refused to walk Cole Street. Any other time of day, walking Cole Street meant meeting the people. Meeting the people meant talking to them, and talking to them would inevitably lead to the topic of the semi-vacant lot, and he couldn’t bear that.
He couldn’t bear to meet the people who should have been his neighbors.
He pushed open the gate of the fence and let it swing shut behind him. If he ever came here on weekends or in mid-afternoon, he would see school children trying to peer over and through the fence, crowding around the gate, daring each other to enter, and being spotted by their parents before they could muster the nerve to open the gate. They would scatter, whispering to each other that the land was haunted.
They weren’t completely wrong.
Kermit’s eyes took the usual inspection route. No, the grass did not need cutting, yes, the shed and fence were intact, yes, the pond was fairly clean, and no, the tree did not need trimming, or any other attention.
Near the tree, there were two tombstones, one taller than the other. The taller one was closer to the gate. Melinda the Frog. The shorter one was closer to the tree. Ray the Frog. Each had a different date of birth, but the same date of death. There were still flowers in front of Ray’s tombstone from his birthday, just days before.
Kermit sat near the tombstones, facing them. “Hey,” he said softly. “I know I was just here, but, I- I need to talk. See it’s about this special we’re going to do- The Frog Prince. Remember that story, Ray?” He hesitated. “Well, anyway. We talked about giving you the lead, but- well that’s kind of impossible now.” He sighed. “So now they want one of your cousins to do it, and-“ He turned towards Melinda’s grave. “Well- I don’t think I’m ready,” he said. “I told Jim I wouldn’t know how to take care of a little frog, but- I don’t think he believed me. I’m not sure I believed me. But I- I think I’m scared. I’m scared that I’ll screw up again, and lose one of my nephews.” He shook his head. “I can’t do that.”
He let his hand settle on the ground, almost petting the grass. “But I told Jim I would think about it,” he said. “I’m going to the swamp soon anyways. I guess I could talk to them about it… They probably won’t want me taking anyone out of the swamp with me. I-“ he glanced at Ray’s grave. “I’ve got a bad history.”
He hugged his knees to his chest. “Actually,” he whispered, “I don’t know what they’ll think. But I… I guess I’m kind of hoping they’ll reject it.” He rocked himself, slowly, gently, back and forth. “Maybe I shouldn’t hope that,” he said softly. “I guess… I guess it could be fun…” He stopped rocking. “I don’t know, Melinda. I don’t know. I’ll just have to find out.”
He let go of his legs, readjusted, and took a deep breath of the cool evening air. “You know that record store, that went out of business a few years ago… The one that used to be a diner, that nobody’s bought, it’s just been up for sale since it closed… Well, I passed it today, and the ‘For Sale’ sign is gone. I guess somebody bought it.” He shrugged and stood up. “I just thought you’d be interested…” He gave each tombstone a light pat. “Well, good night, I guess,” he said, and he strolled over to the gate, glancing at them over his shoulder before slipping away.