Flippersteps in the Sand

[Beauregard]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lisa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!! NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!

The WORD IS NO!!!! This CANNOT be REAL!!!! Lisa! Tell me you lied! Lisa! He lived! He didn't die, he lived! LISAAAAAA!!!!!! Get this STUPID screen out of MY WAY! I need to HUG THAT FROG!!!!! Oh! How can you! How DARE you!!!! Lisa!!! LISA!!!!!!! I am....you can't....NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Melinda!!! Robin! Ray, rather. No! LISA!!!! STOP! I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OHMYGISHANDKIDNEYS!!!!

Forgive me...

*faints* *and dies*

 

[Beauregard]

Right. Ok. You are just going to have to excuse this double post, but I feel VERY strongly on this issue and...

I need tissues. I am going to have to read the entire thing again now! I can't beleive this! I mean, I knew, you hinted...Melinda...but Ray...no...Lisa!!! How dare you! She was the most alive thing since Maggie, and Ray was even more alive and...No...NO!!!! Ooooh, Lisa!!!!!

The reason I am editing this post is because it would be irresponsible to post a third post in a row:

...what can I say...this is without a doubt the best thing I have ever read in Mupept history ever. Forget Swamp Call, forget Chasing Robin, forget everything. The taxi, the zoo, Melinda, and the jumping...the lightning...the tree...the....Oh! LISA!!!! I may never forgive you for this you HEAR!!!!!!!!!!

 

[TogetherAgain]

I warned you.

You will notice, I have subtly indicated a certain lack of something positive and enduring- In the entire length of the story thus far, I have not even once mentioned stars.

You will notice, that throughout my posts, and throughout the story, I have warned you.

It will seem very far-fetched at some points, it will seem like I can't possibly take it from where I get it to how it actually is. But rest assured, I will.

...Did I mention that I'm insanely nervous about this story?

And besides all that, this story is just too emotionally draining.

They sat together and watched the rainbow fade.

As he did so, he slowly pulled out a few small wildflowers he had been hiding in the sleeve of his sweater.

Please notice- wildflowers, which must whither and die.

Don't unbuckle those seatbelts just yet. We'll be coasting through the next two chapters- but then I'll floor it again. And, you know I try not to give anything away, but I will tell you that when you're going at such high speeds, it's easy to lose control of the vehicle.

I warned you.

I realize, that this is the most heart breaking chapter I have ever written. It is hard. To soften it, to remove the bitter taste it leaves, soon you will see the most uplifting chapter I have ever written. Not right away, not in the next chapter, or even the chapter after that, but soon.

But in the mean time.

I warned you.

 

[Beauregard]

WARNED US!!!!???? You call that a WARNING???? That was no warning!!! I am mentally unhinged because of this last chapter!!!! I mean, you gave no hint I mean I knew that but not that and then well I expected but it wasn't then it was and how could you dare to contemplate and the house will have a bunk bed and breathing and melinda and ray and oh my gosh and lisa I am not sure I will be able to face I Muppet fanfic again except of course I will because I know this was the only way and this was a really badly put together sentence so excuse me and LISA!!!!!!!

YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE US YOUR TEDDIES TO BORROW!!!

 

[The Count]

Hey Lisa... More story please?
Rully painful stuff... But it comes across boo-tifully.

And though Melinda and Ray are gone, they're not forgotten... And besides... Doesn't Kermit have a certain tadpole-hatching to get to?
And what about that street's opening...

Just please... Post more soon.

 

[Beauregard]

Count, you took that rather well...please, can I cry on your shoulder?

 

[Leyla]

Gah! The pain!

(whimpers pathetically)

Not fair. I don't want to cry over my computer in front of my mother. Darn it.

I will admit that I didn't foresee a happy ending for that poor little family, but honestly, the accident completely caught me off guard. I was just smiling and laughing right along with the family, wondering what interesting experience they were going to have next when, WHAM! They're dead.

Oh, gosh, I am just way too emotional about this. I think I'm gonna have to go watch a few episodes from the first season to cheer me up, 'cause gosh... even for a masochistic Muppet fan like me... this hurts.

I'm sad now. (But great job!)

Leyla

 

[Beauregard]

*hands tissues*

Shall I get the cocoa?

 

[The Count]

Here it is Bo.
*Hands mug of cocoa... And some cookies too.

 

[Leyla]

*sniffle* Yes, please and thank you.

And your emotional posts got me all worked up again, thanks very much. *pout*
I need to get myself a kermit doll to cuddle.