Flippersteps in the Sand

[The Count]

Hello... This is a message from your friendly nagging service. This message is simply a reminder that loyal readers are in need of an update, soonerishkibbible
if not sooner than that. So please post more, your fans will thank you.

That is all... Thank you and please post more!

 

[Java]

I hope you're able to break the spell of writers block on this epic sometime soon!

 

[christyb]

*bump* Isn't time to remember this?

 

[The Count]

Yes... It sure is time to remember the magic of Lisa's master historical Muppet epic.
Problem is... I'm sad to say I'm doubting we'll get any updates from her. All three of her stories have stalled with no new installments. Rully disheartening.

If you're out there Lisa... WEEEE NEEEEEEEDDD MOOORRRREEE STOOOOOORRRRRYYYYY PLEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEEE!!!

 

[theprawncracker]

Lisa my darling other half... I dedicate my 8,994th post to vous, my best friend in the world. So, I figured it wise to post this dedicated post in your greatest fan-fic, possibly your greatest thread. Thanks Lisa. I love you!!

(6 posts left!)

 

[The Count]

Whoa! It's a Prawny timewarp! Lisa, come back and heed the warning posted by your better half and your umpteenth mind... Post more story soonerishkibbible (my word)!

 

[theprawncracker]

*fires off another round of penguins* Avast ye bobbleheaded one! I come to stake claim here in search of buried literary treasures! Ar! Get ye to postin' more or be baffled by the might of my flaming penguins!

Zany: The flames have been doused, captain.

Call me cap'n.

Zany: Why?

*lifts eye patch* We're playing pirates, duh.

Zany: ...Weirdo.

*lowers eye patch* Ar, dont' make me make you walk the plank, ye flippered feind!

Zany: You mean the plank that leads into your bathtub?

...Fire off another round of tuxedoed menaces!

 

[TogetherAgain]

FLAMING PENGUINS!

...I, er... <cough>

<shifty eyes>

<slinks away>

 

[theprawncracker]

My half is a slinky! That is too cool! So... I'm half a slinky! I'm inky!

 

[The Count]

And I'm Clyde. Now button up your lips youz mugs... And post more, or we'll keep hauntin' till we get it.
*Produces menacing pellet gun and aims it at the book, firing off a few rounds.