Figs (Cheesy Fanfic)

[Twisted Tails]

ahem! Mo, there's no more story? WHY IS THERE NO MORE UPDATES? I didn't mean to yell, please... please more chapters. You can't stop until it's finished.
: Good grief! There's another unfinshed fanfic.
Yep! I miss Mo! She's serious and a crazy Internet user, but a neat writer.
: Is moi in this story?
Yes, Miss Piggy! Hmmm... I don't some crazy weirdo in this fanfic. That's pretty thoughtful for Mo.
: You called?
Gonzo, you don't count, but Mo is more into frogs and pigs, not weird looking creatures that do ludicrous things.
: But I'm an artist!
Okayyyy! Like I said, she doesn't really know about you, yet... she does know Miss Piggy and Kermit for now.

Come onnnnnnnn Mo! Where's the update from vous?
That's My line!
Fine! (sighs) I don't want to insult anyone or anything, but sometimes the stories that are not finished are flat. Duhhh!

 

[Misskermie]

YEAH!
Quick, everyone protest outside her house!

 

[mo]

*wakes up* Calm down! I find it hard to write for long periods of time especially when I was 12 . I had a lot on my mind school was hard, I was lazy but now I feel that I can finally write a decent fanfic that may have over 500 words...I will continue this fanfiction and da**it it will be fantastic!

 

[Misskermie]

*wakes up* Calm down! I find it hard to write for long periods of time especially when I was 12 . I had a lot on my mind school was hard, I was lazy but now I feel that I can finally write a decent fanfic that may have over 500 words...I will continue this fanfiction and da**it it will be fantastic!

That's my internet sister!

 

[mo]

Chapter 6

When they all arrived back at the theater everyone seemed kinda quiet especially Camilla who looked like she was about to die from the stress. Gonzo looked worried to for his chicken girlfriend.
"hey Kermit do you think you could, get a large stick I could poke Camilla with it normally makes her better." he sighed as he stroked Camilla's wing.
"sure thing Gonzo!" Kermit said cheerfully as he walked along to top half of the staircase "hey Fozzie! go outside and get a big stick!" he yelled at the poor bear
"Why does everyone act like a complete jerk to me?" sighed Fozzie
"shuttup ya dumb bear! Your only hear for us to be sadistic to!" screamed piggy, but then she burst into tears staining her new Gucci dress. Kermit saw her cry. His eyes tried their best to roll but when you're eyes are ping pony balls simple tasks like this can seem like a hassle. To learn more about how you can help frogs like Kermit simply dial 11-567-FROG.org.
"piggy, why are you crying in an over dramatic fashion?" he sighed walking over to put his arm round piggy's shoulder.
"don't touch me!" she screamed as she ran up the stairs into her dressing room.

Kermit sighed as he tapped on piggy's dressing room door but there was no answer he leaned against the oak door and could still here her cry. But also laugh and move around...and listen to alternative music??!! Piggy never ever listened to alternative music it was normally pop music or Ballads but never alternative. Kermit barged in he was so worried about her, that her almost knocked over a lamp as he stampeded in. But no Piggy was fine but was angry that he had broke her lamp.
"why are you listening to alternative music?" he asked still out of breath from the shock.
"What?...No...This is Pheonix...they are french." she said rolling her eyes because she had the ability to.
"oh, what do they sing about?" he said quietly after having worried about nothing.
"Mostly love and old stuff and they're songs make no sense but I love them because...they are french." she said taking long breaks in between words.
"But why were you crying?" he said trying to pick up pieces of the broken lamp scattered on the floor.
"I'm auditioning for a movie tomorrow and that traumatic event that happened to Argentina really helped me feel sad and made me unlock my inner self so I will be able to play the part of Noah tomorrow!"
"What?!" said Kermit with a perplexed look on his face, but Piggy shoved a script in his face which explained it all.

The movie was about to hipsters called Noah and Fennec who fall madly in love and but both die from being stabbed in the face by each other's ex-partners and Piggy was auditioning to be Noah and the main song in the movie was 1901 by Pheonix which is why Piggy kept listening to them.
Oh.So that's why.


Over 500 words boo-yah!

this is 1901 http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=DZIsBq-oGgc

 

[Misskermie]

Wooooooo!
Update!

That explains Piggy's... Moods. LOL.


And...

FOZZIE YOU NEED A HUG!





MOAARR PLEEEAAAASE!

 

[mo]

Chapter 7

Piggy stood at the door of the theater, Kermit and Fozzie were supposed to drop her off at the movie set. She tapped her foot impatiently until she saw the Frog finally run over to her. "It's about time you showed up! What took you so long?" she asked her blue eyes full of anger and innocence.
"Sorry, Fozzie is really angry at me for mistreating him! Now he only hangs out with Rowlf and Gonzo!"
"Oh, what a shame! I deeply care about your best friend even though he is whiny and annoying!" she said sarcastically flipping her bangs out of her eyes.
"what is with you?" complained Kermit as he and Piggy walked out to Fozzie's uncle's Studebaker, Kermit never really drove, he mostly sat beside whoever was driving and played his bango. Piggy was quiet the whole ride there.

When they arrived to the set Piggy was immediately dragged away by a group of makeup and wardrobe artists all trying to grab on to some part of her to dress or smother. She soon entered back on the set dressed in her full outfit which consisted of a floral dress with denim high heels she was wearing bright red lipstick and light purple eye shadow. Kermit was sill standing there in shock by how beautiful she looked her hair was dyed a dark shade of ebony and she wore three silver bangles on her left wrist. Kermit approached her, quietly "you look beautiful Piggy!" he said with a sense of awe in his voice.
"Cut the crap, frog!" she said brashly "Tell me something I don't know!" she said as she flounced off when the director called her to the set. Kermit stayed to the whole filming of the scene when Fennec and Noah first meet at a classy dinner party at their friends's house.

After filming Piggy walked up to Kermit "Kermie, I want you to meet someone!" she said "This is Fennec, he is a fennec fox from London!" she sighed with a dreamy look in her eyes. Fennec had light golden hair, like platinum blonde colored.
"'Ello!" he said sounding quite friendly but mysterious "I'm the Mary-Sue that Piggy is going to fall for and you will become extremely jealous and want her all to yourself!" he said still smiling "Did I mention that I sparkle? Come Piggy! Let us gaze at my amazingly toned abs!" he said clearly and swooped piggy onto his back.
"Bye Kermie!" Piggy called as she and Fennec ran way into the sunset.
Kermit didn't know why but he was feeling insanely jealous of this mysterious British Fennec fox who he felt was stealing Piggy away from him.

Fennec finally stopped when they reached a small forest. "where are we Fennec?" she asked
"Don't ask questions!" he said as he let piggy climb back onto his back"hang on spider monkey!"

 

[Misskermie]

LOL
He admitted to being a mary sue.
I wonder...



More please.