Figs (Cheesy Fanfic)

[Misskermie]

Wow. Thank was crazy.

And I love it when Piggy's over dramatic!
(She was hamming it up! LOL)

And The end!

but gonzo your not ready for parenthood!"said fozzie
"shuttup ya bear!"said gonzo
"ok!"said fozzie covering his mouth with his hand

Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
LOL

Moar PLZ!

 

[mo]

chapter 3
"ok alinda! you need to walk across the street, take down the stop sign, walk back give it to so I can make a small cooking pot to feed mine and kermies children!"ordered miss piggy to the inturn
"what?...ok so you want me too walk across the road avoid getting hit by cars come back so you and kermit can have a love pot?" answered alisha
"yes amelia!"
"my name is alisha!"
"and my name is princess peach and I live in a magical world and I'm married to a plumber have a sister called daisy and every few years appear in a sporting video game, with sonic the hedgehog!"
"huh?"
"never mind ariel! just go across the street!"
IT took her about too step before she got hit by a speeding toyota.
"this is what happens when your not careful ariana!" shouted piggy as alisha laid lifelessly on the ground.
"alexis are you ok?!"

"piggy I left you alone for five minutes and you already killed somebody?"said kermit axniously.
"well it's not my fault annabelle was so clumsy!" answered piggy looking at fozzie who was still crying abot his girlfriend.
"suck it up! she could have done alot better in the first place!"
"this is why I don't that much time with you!" he said as he ran up to his room.
"piggy you still are responsible for a death!"
"well annie is probably happy up there!"
"she was an atheist!"
"what?"
"she did'nt believe in a god!"
"well that's stupid! anastasia seemed like a nice kid!"
"sheesh..."
"what are you a antoginist too?!"
"no!"
"good I want to get married in a church!"



note- sorry...about the weirdness....I am a cristian and I do believe in heaven.

 

[Misskermie]

*Stares at screen* An update? Reallyz!?

CELEBRATION START


It's rainin' pens, halljeluyer, it's rainin' pens!
Now that's an awesome song.
Pens.
Ha, I'm a genius.


CELEBRATION END

Anyways, I must say, I love these two things the most.

"ok alinda!"
"yes amelia!"

"this is what happens when your not careful ariana!"
"alexis are you ok?!"

"well it's not my fault annabelle was so clumsy!"

She used like, five names in the same setting, lol.

"suck it up! she could have done alot better in the first place!"

*Gasp* She couldn't have, but he could've.
*CoughcoughFozzie*

"this is why I don't that much time with you!" he said as he ran up to his room.

He could run to my room too...
OMGONZO, was that out loud?!

...

Keeping it there.

xD

DO more sister of mine.
I emphasized DO because you tend to read instead of LISTENIN'!!!

So, Fozzie's/my sis, I bid you adeu.

 

[mo]

chapter 4
"now avery was a very good person!" said miss piggy at alisha's memeorial
"that not her name avery!" shouted kermit
"apple?"
"NO!"
"andrea?"
"NO!"
"ALLIE!!!"
"NOOOOO!!!!!!"
"fine anya was a good guy OK?"
end of chapter 4 because camilla's water broke and it will be continued in chapter 5

 

[mo]

chapter 5
oh wait freak attack cammilla's fine.

 

[Misskermie]

LOL I can't even remember her name anymore.

SHORT! IT WAS SHORT, THAT DOESN'T COUNT!!!

: Jaz leave her alone.

Quiet you.

But seriously, DESPITE LENGTH, I liked it. And you put the important part as a BTW LOL.

 

[mo]

I made it short just to irritate you and that is what I call consideration!

 

[Misskermie]

In that case:

: Woo hoo!

 

[Twisted Tails]

Wow! This is so cool! I love this story. Whoopeeeeeee! Yes! Awwww! I feel awful for those children, but that pig creature is acting like she doesn't know her kid. (Groans)! Mo, you are a great writer. This story was so funny. Hahahahaha!

 

[Misskermie]

Mo! Y U NO UPDATE?