Favorite Quotes

[Frogster]

I always liked it when Wembley didn't know meanings of words...

Mokey: "Oh, no, if the Gorgs move, we'll become extinct!"
Wembley: "Yeah, and we're not gonna be around anymore, either!"

Mokey: "But Gobo... we are parched!"
Wembley: "And besides that, we're thirsty..."

Red: "That bump on the bean has given him amnesia."
Wembley: "And he can't remember anything either!"

 

[CBPuppets]

1.) KERMIT: I've never heard of anything as ridiculous as a dancing chicken!

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]GONZO: How about a talking frog?[/FONT]

KERMIT: Don't be Wise Gonzo?

2.) GENE SHALIT MUPPET: Although Certain People may find this Movie farfetched, this reviewer found it to be totally believable and I give it 5 "oinks."

 

[Drtooth]

"Oh! A Third course! How Civilized!"- Marjory the Trash Heap
(how the heck is a third course civilized? This one always cracked me up!)

Sprocket on Ned Schimmelfinny: ACKK! {chock} GASP! HACKakak.....

"How can I forget about large Marvin? he's the fattest fraggle in the world"- Red Fraggle (just the tone Red gives it always cracks me up)

All the Fraggles on Binuni Berries: BINUNI BERRIES? Gag! {Chock} Ack! Hackk! Blehhhhh!

and my personal favorite,
World's Oldest Fraggle: Don't worry Henchy, I won't [bop you on the nose] anymore.
Henchy: Do you promise?
WOF: OF COURSE I PROMISE (bonks henchy on nose)

 

[CensoredAlso]

Junior: If you get back before I do, don't leave without me!

 

[Redsonga]

"The only way that book will help is if you whack something with it!" -Red

"I can think of a million things that could go wrong :
Mokey could sprain her tail and die of rock exposure,
Or..or she could get stung by a cootie and develop rock fever...
or she could fall into a hole with gobby yucky stuff in it...
Or get beaten on the head by a giant chestnut and go INSANE!" ---Boober

 

[bazooka_beak]

These quotes have me laughing so hard

Now for my own:

Uncle Matt: "This is nothing compared to a used car lot at sunset."

Mokey: "It was rapturous!"
Red: "Is 'rapturous' the same as 'boring'?"
Wembley: "I don't think so."
Red: "Then she's wrong."

 

[GSmiley2007]

My favorites include:

"Always wear a hat." - You Can't Do That Without a Hat

""Ugh... what is that hideous round thing?" - Beginnings

"You cannot leave the magic!" - Change of Address

"Every Fraggle has a song. All the songs sung together make a medley. Your medley will begin with Red's song." - The Minstrels

And from the cartoon, specifically the Radish Round-Up episode:

"Radishes attract Fraggles. And your mother hates Fraggles!" - Pa Gorg

"But I think I know why they're called '10-gallon hats'." - Uncle Matt

"I will serve no radish before it's time." - Boober

"Why don't we try some Bannonie merengue pie? (vomiting from Fraggles) Oh, yeah, good point." - Boober

 

[Drtooth]

"Why don't we try some Bannonie merengue pie? (vomiting from Fraggles) Oh, yeah, good point." - Boober

Actually, I think the real quote was:

Boober:I did it! I saved the day!

Red: Ewww! What is that?

Boober: It's Binooni Berry Fondue!

(All Fraggles make dry heaving sounds)

Boober: I slave all day over a hot stove, and this is the thanks I get? (Tastes fondue, gags, passes out).

 

[getup]

I thought the role call in the Secret Society of Poobahs was hilarious.

"Alllllllllllllll present shall reply by saying 'Present' And allllllllllllll absent shall reply by saying 'linoleum.' Fritz?"
"PRESENT"
"Fritz?"
"PRESENT"
"Fritz?"
"PRESENT"
"Fritz?"
"PRESENT"
"Fritz?"
"Linoleum"
"Ahh, that Fritz is never here when you need him. And finally Fritz, Fritz, Fritz, Frtiz, Fritz and Fritz."
"Present, Present, Present, Present, Present...PRESENT with an explanation!"



Also... Mokey: RED is INNOCENT!
Judge: She can't be innocent, i don't know what the word means!

 

[Quazimoto]

What an awesome thread. had me laughing and smiling on every post.

I'm a bit surprised no one has mentioned my personal favorite Fraggle quote...

"Listen..." Cantus (numerous times throughout the series)

Such powerful wisdom in one simple word.