Favorite Quotes

[MuppetsFan4Life]

"A Cave Of Ones Own"

Red- What ever happened to the good old days, where all I did was laugh and swim?
Mokey- (eyes widen) Swim? You like to swim, Red? Why, what a good idea! (pulls Red's hammock back) Here; let me help you. (lets it go)
Red- (goes flying in the pool) AAAHHHHHHHH! [SPLASH!]

I can't remember the one when Red did it to Mokey. But, either way, I was laughing both times!

 

[Delta Shout]

From Boober's Quiet Day
Gobo: What kind of Gypsy accent is that?
Booboer: Its-a very good-a one-a

From Space Frog Follies:
Wembley: Oh little Space Fog, calm down. It's your old pal Wembley out here and I'm going to look after you. Now but first I've got to do some dancing!

From The Riddle of Rhyming Rock
Uncle Gobo: Has the lad finally crossed the line into total madness?
Matt: Moomba Goomba dinkie doo, pants for me, answer you!
Uncle Gobo: Looking like a definite yes from here.

 

[MuppetsFan4Life]

"Inspector Red"

Red- Why did yout ake the Fraggle Horn?
W.O.F.- Tell her why! (BONK!)
Henchy- Because I hate meetings!
Red- But, why do you hate meetings?
W.O.F- Tell her why! (BONK!)

ROFL

Any quote that involves Henchy getting bopped on the nose is funny!