Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[Party_Animal]

"What was that song that just happened?"
"What are you talking about?!?"
"Cabin fever,ah"

"I'd like to get my hands on who ever wrote this script."

"And don't you dare tell me that you don't know."
"Uh.. I know not."

"Well hoity toy Mr. godlike smarty pants."
Oh course, "Jalapenos, Jalapenos"

Pretty much any Gonzo, Animal or Rizzo quote.
Or anything from MTI.

 

[oOoanimaloOo]

I forgot to tell you what my favorite quote is
.....were going to catch those theives read handed, what color were there hands before.
-Scarlett

 

[SarahFraggle]

you guys took most of the good ones...
If frogs couldn't hop I'd be gone with the schwinn(sp)

 

[Beebers]

"Smart as paint . . . smart as paint" MTI

 

[G-MAN]

Kermit:It's just a myth.
Fozzie:A what?
Kermit: A myth. Myth, myth, myth!
Woman:Yes?

 

[sarah_yzma]

"Whisper Sweet Nothings into my ear"
"Motorcycle Cop"
"Motorcycle Cop is a sweet nothing"
"No, there's one chasing us"

The last line should be:

"No, motorcycle cop is chasing us."

Mush funnier that way.

"I will spank you like a bad, bad donkey, okay?"

I think it's smack, not spank. I could be wrong.

I love Bobo saying "Jalapenos, jalapenos..." as well. I do a good impression of just those words.

sorry...I'll try not to ruin any future quotes

 

[Klonoa]

So many great quotes...

Gonzo and Rizzo's banter in Muppet Christmas Carol won me over every time.

Rizzo: Macintosh apples, get them while they last!
Gonzo: While they last?
Rizzo: Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity.

Gonzo: I am here to tell the story.
Rizzo: And I am here for the food.

And the whole 'heat wave' bit with the rats and Scrooge. Can't remember exactly how it went.

Anything Joe the Armadillo says in his documentary of the Kermit Swamp Years movie is funny, too. That was the best part of that movie.

--Klonoa

 

[Beauregard]

...What colour are their hands now?...

...I'm sorry, I can only take you as far as the lo-by...

...Look buddy, it's my life, ok....

...even if it is artistic...

 

[WiGgY]

Rizzo: Macintosh apples, get them while they last!
Gonzo: While they last?
Rizzo: Hey, I'm creatin' scarcity.

Sorry, but correcting lines like this is something I have to do.

Gonzo's line is "They won't last long the way you're eating them."

I'm noticing a lot of favs come from MCC, MTI, or MFS. OFf since people tend to preffer the first 3 movies.

 

[Beauregard]

...somebody's checkin' in...

...and the whole joint's gone to ****...

...my uncle owns this theatre...

...I'm the...snowman narrator...