Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[Beebers]

IS THIS COVERED ON MY HMO?

Gonzo to Dr. Van Neuter, awaiting brain-sucking procedure in MFS.

 

[PePe's Lost Luv]

Am I not Sexy, Ok

 

[Klonoa]

Doctor. Doctor. Doctors in the hallway, okay.

OK, I KNOW this next quote is not from a Muppet movie per se, but I like it anyway.

Rizzo: Have you ever thought about computer dating?
Pepe: We'll see, but I don't really find computers attractive, okay.

--Klonoa

 

[Beauregard]

...doctors in doorway...

...I don't have tenticles...

 

[Party_Animal]

"How dies she bloody do that?!?"

"Beware, lad, beware!"
"The one legged man?"
"Aye, but also beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun till somebody loses an EYE!!"
MTI

 

[G-MAN]

Captain Smollet(Kermit) :The ship's cook, and a little man that lives in a bear's finger hired the crew???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rizzo:Light the lamp, not the rat, light the lamp not the rat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rizzo:Hold on a sec, I forgot something.(rushes over to gate, looks it up and down,and then rushes right through the bars, and then back through the other side with the jelly beans)
Gonzo: (looks at Rizzo long and hard)
Rizzo:What?
Gonzo: (shakes his head) You idiot.

 

[oOoanimaloOo]

Frankly Miss Piggy I don't give a hoot

 

[Beauregard]

Captain Smollet(Kermit) :The ship's cook, and a little man that lives in a bear's finger hired the crew???????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'A ship cook? And I guy that lives in a bears finger? I'm seriously worried about this voyage,' is what you meant.

Or

'Your finger hired the crew?!?!'

 

[Drtooth]

I've always liked


If this were the movies...

Which it is!

We'd think up a clever plot device!

 

[WiGgY]

like disguising their car so they won't be recognized!