"Whisper Sweet Nothings into my ear"
"Motorcycle Cop"
"Motorcycle Cop is a sweet nothing"
"No, there's one chasing us"
The last line should be:
"No, motorcycle cop is chasing us."
Mush funnier that way.
"I will spank you like a bad, bad donkey, okay?"
I think it's smack, not spank. I could be wrong.
I love Bobo saying "Jalapenos, jalapenos..." as well. I do a good impression of just those words.