Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[muppetfan89]

"What the heck is that?"
"It's grits! Grits! Harmony grits!"
"How should I know? Count them yourself!"

"Hey, Fozzie, take a left when you come to a fork in the road."
"Yes, sir, take a left at the fork in the road...Turn left!"
(fork shows up in the road)
"I don't believe that."

"Ahh...a bear in his natural habait...a studabaker"

"Kermit, whisper sweet nothings into my ear."
"Motorcycle cop."
"Motorcycle cop is a sweet nothing?"
"No, there's a motorcycle cop chasing us."

"Hey how are you guys fixin to pay?"
"What are our choices?"
"A. Credir Card. B. Cash. C. Sneak out in the middle of the night."
"We'll take C."
"Very popular choice."

"Stop the presses!"
"Why, what happened?"
"I don't know. I've always wanted to say that."

I have many more, but I'd be typing all night...lol...

 

[Colbynfriends]

"Ive Never Seen some one so green, that has the blues so bad" Rowlf

 

[superboober]

-"Uh, there was this sailor who was so fat..."
"HOW FAT WAS HE!"
"He was so fat that...that everyone loved him, and there was nothing funny about him at all."

-"We're going to catch the thieves red-handed."
"What color are their hands now?"

-"What are you doing here?"
"A very brief cameo."
"Oh. Me too."

-"Long John shot Dead Tom! He's dead!"
"But Dead Tom's always been dead, that's why he's called Dead Tom."

-"Mr. Scrooge, the bookkeeping staff would like some extra coal for the fire."
"Yeah, our assets are frozen!"
"How would the bookkeeping staff like to be suddenly UNEMPLOYED!"
"HEAT WAVE! This is my island in the sun, HOI HOI!"

-"How about this: 'Ocean Breeze Soap: it's like taking a tropical cruise, only there's no boat and you don't actually go anywhere?'"

-"If this is the Happiness Hotel, I'd hate to see what the sad one looks like."

 

[peyjenk]

I like the part in MTI when Long John talks the pirates out of hanging him, and Clueless and Polly are praising him:

Clueless: "You're wonderful! You're beautiful! You're, uh..."
Polly: "Precious."
Clueless: "He's precious!"

Not so funny typed up, but their delivery and the way the puppets move in that little exchange is pure Muppet gold.

 

[Super Scooter]

Sesame Street...



Ernie : ... and who wants to see a movie with a sad ending?
Bert : ... Titanic.
Ernie : What?
Bert : Titanic had a sad ending. ... Gone with the Wind. ... Doctor Zhivago?

 

[peyjenk]

Was that really on Sesame Street? How funny!

 

[RedPiggy]

Lew: I got the paper towels!

MG Security Guard: But I 'ATE pepperoni! (my brother and I love to say this at random )

Fozzie: We don't want da BAD GUYS ta win....

The entire Neville and Dorcas scene...

 

[Super Scooter]

Was that really on Sesame Street? How funny!

It was on Elmo in Grouchland.

: I remember what my Super Mommy used to always say to me about fighting: "DON'T DO THAT!"

 

[ploobis]

I guess one of my favorite Muppet Movie quotes was from TGMC in the scene where The Muppets are going over there check list.

Fozzie: "Wax Lips"

: "Man, I just had them"

: "Did you leave them in your other pants?"

: "I don't have no other pants"

I still have other favorite Muppet Movie quotes.

 

[Super Scooter]

Rizzo comments on the symbolism of balogna on the Muppets From Space commentary:

: "What good is symbolism if you can't eat it?"