Favorite Muppet Movie Quotes

[oOoanimaloOo]

we invited famous scientist from all over the world unfortanitly none of them came

 

[Beauregard]

...try what...

....fer sure...

...it's the American way....

...tighten those tummies, ladies...

...ah ha. A pretty little girl, is it?...

...I know it's yoooou...

 

[Super Scooter]

Hi! I'm your new weatherbear! Ha ha ha. And -- [ He gets a look at the confusing map ] -- HO-LY COW... Uh... Oh! Ha ha! Well, I guess, as you can plainly see, there's, uh... well, there's all this white stuff over here... and, oh -- cute little pennants up here... and there's a giant L over here near Nebraska! All you people in Nebraska -- you STAY in your HOMES until we can find a way to get the L out of there! Ah ha ha ha ha! Yeah. Well. Um. Now, over here --

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Muppet quotables

Some of my muppet movie(s) quotes are:
TMM:
Bernie::I have to catch a plane::
Kermit::With that tongue,no way.::

Kermit::It's a good thing frogs can hop, or I'd be gone with the Schwin. ::

Bernie::I think I'm lost.:: Kermit::Have you tried Hare Krishna? ::

Gonzo::I'm going to Bombay,India to break into show business.::
Fozzie::You don't go to Bombay to break into show business. You go to Hollywood.::
Gonzo:Oh, sure, if you want to do it the EASY way.:

Dr.Teeth::Golden Teeth & golden tones.Welcome to my presence::

Floyd::Zoot,sax is your axe.Uh oh,looks like Zoot skipped a groove again.::

Kermit::You can't tell 'em the whole story.You'll bore the audience.::
Fozzie::Sorry.::

Mad Mad Mooney::That's my Jack.::
Kermit::Hi Jack.::
Sweetums::Jack not name,Jack job!::

Charlie McCarthy::You're not going to believe who the winner is,folks.

Dr.Bunsen Honeydew::But the effect is sadly temporary.::
Beeker::Sadly temporary.::

Kermit(& company)::Life's like a movie,write your own ending.Keep believing,keep pretending,we've done just what we set out to do.Thanks to the lovers,the dreamers,and you!I just knew I'd catch up with you guys!::


TGMC:
::How do you guys intend to pay? A) credit card. B) cash. C) sneak out in the middle of the night.We'll take C.Very popular choice.::

 

[G-MAN]

(form GMC)

Gonzo:STOP THE PRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Boss:What????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gonzo:I've always wanted to say that.

 

[HuggaWugga]

Fozzie :I'm hungry.
Gonzo :Call room service.
Kermit :There's no phone.
Rizzo :That's okay,there's no food either.

 

[janicerulz]

Favorite Muppet Quotes

Where to begin... where to begin.. there are just so many....

TMM: The whole movie, but my three favorite moments are as follows:

#1) The insta growth pills scene:
But the effects are sadly temporary....
madmy mempomawy

#2) Diving the bus:
Dr. T: It's the cops, it's the fuzz, it's the police, it's the P-I-
Piggy: DON'T you DARE
Dr. T: I wouldn't dream of it.

#3) The whole scenes from top to bottom with Steve Martin & Mel Brooks/Charles Durning....

GMC - My next favorite muppet movie ever:

#1) Whole gang is talking....
QUIET
So like I if I want to lie on a beach naked... <notices everyone listening> Oh.

#2) Piggy: It was YOU.. You stole the jewels.
Charles Grodin: Oh, no no... you're wrong...
Piggy: Oh, you, you, you can't even sing.. YOU were DUBBED!

#3) Kermit: We have to catch the thieves red handed
Beau: What color are their hands now?

MTM:

#1) All the Ad Agency frogs who keep saying "Hmmmm.. Hmmmmmm.. Hmmmm." who Kermit hooks up with - and being familiar with media/agencies these scenes are particulary funny.

#2) The Wedding.. Some of us waited for YEARS to see that...

Of course there are more (MCC, MTI & MIS) but the first movies were what had the most impact on me... It's an age thing, I know.. The "American Pie" set doesn't appreciate "Animal House" quite the way I do... but hey... Muppets is Muppets in my book... and I'll take Muppets ANY time! Think we'll watch "Dark Crystal" Friday night.. Hmmm. Essense of Gelfling ....

--Janice Rulz

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Okay, here's some of mine.

TMM:

Scooter: "Popcorn, get your fresh organic popcorn, only a buck!"
Janice: "Oh, honey, buy me some, pleeease?"
Floyd: "Oh, sure, mama, nothing's too good for my woman!"
Animal: "Woman! Woman!"

Scooter: "See, we're taking this old church and turning it into a coffeehouse!"
Janice: "Yeah, with rull good music and organic refreshments."
Dr. Teeth: "And it'll be so laid-back and fine and mellow and profitable."
Animal: "Pro-fit-a-ble."

TGMC:

Lew Zealand: "I got the paper towels!"

Beauregard: "Oh, I'm sorry...I can only take you as far as the lobby!"

Janice: "Look, mother, it's my life, okay? So if I want to live on the beach and walk around naked...oh."

As well as pretty much all of the lyrics of "The Happiness Hotel." In fact, as we were getting ready to go to England last spring, we sang that song quite a bit.

 

[G-MAN]

This is from a commentary for, I think Muppet Treasure Island (first DVD)

: I am shocked and appalled!
: Hello shocked and appalled, my name's Gonzo.


then of course the mentioning of F. Murray Abrahm's family in the commentary from Muppets From Space

 

[Colbynfriends]

i like many of the quotes, but my favorite has to be:

Kermit, why was I dreaming about a philips screwdriver? -Digit

I also like what Crazy Harry sings when he's singing Chanson D'Amour with the three whatnot muppets.

Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta!