Some more "Oldies but Goodies"
1)The one where kermit is demonstrating the difference between "short" and "Tall". This was an early one, one of the first, and the 2 creatures which were helping him were black piles of fur sitting on "the wall". Each was identical except that one had a long neck (w/ bulgy eyes on the end of it), and the other had a short one. Halfway through the demonstration, the long one starts getting shorter and the short one gets longer. They keep switching back and forth like this untill Kermit gets mad!
2) Kermit helps Grover demonstrate proper tooth care. When Grover finds that Kermit has no teeth, he tackles Kermit to the floor and stick HIS teeth (don't ask me where he got them!) in Kermits mouth. The demonstration then proceeds, and when Grover asks Kermit for his "teeth" back, Kermit starts chomping frantically and chases Grover off the screen!
3) "Oh, baby, baby, listen to the heart of a frog!"
4)Kermit (from ss news) visits "Old MacDonald's farm, which has now been turned into a health spa!
K-"what was that splash?"
OM-"Oh, ak-eye! That came from the new swimming puoooel!"
K-"The swimming puoooel?"
OM-"Eye, laddie! It's complete with a jaquooozi!"
K- "A Jaquooozie?"
OM-"Ak-eye! In fact here come some of the animals from it now."
Goose- "That was a beautifull swan dive, dear!"
Swan-"My Dear, all my dives are "swan dives"!" (They both exit laughing)