Alright, first of all, please don't kill me if I'm writing this in script form.
If I need to next time, I'll write it in regular form.
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Episode 1
On the docks of Camp Creatorous, near the lake, the cameras are rolling on host Missy, whom has light brown hair in a ponytail and is wearing a light blue dress shirt, jeans, and blue sandals.
Missy:
-to the cameraman- Are we rolling?
-the cameraman nods- Good.
-to the camera- Ahem. Hello, Muppet Central! I'm your host, Missy, and we're here live at dreary old Camp Creatorous, somewhere about 90 miles away from that other terrible camp in Canada, to kick off the first episode of the hit new reality show, Survival.....Of......The Muppets!
-Missy looks around for something- What? No echo effect? Okay. Anyways, here's the scoop. 15 contestants, whom are all Muppets, will be competing on this island for the title of "The Best Muppet Survivalist....EVER" and a whopping one million dollars to go with it. But it won't be easy. I didn't go to hosting school for nothing, you know. They'll have to survive no WiFi service, awful food made by our local chef (And it's not the Swedish Chef, either), disgusting communal bathrooms, cameras at every spot of the campsite, and worst of all......each other. And each episode, one Muppet, voted by you lucky readers, will be sent home on The Boat of Losers. Until there remains only one. Now, without further ado, let's meet our victu........I mean contestants. Now let me tell you all something. If these guys seem to act a little crazy, it's because I told them they were going to be competing at a five star hotel.
The boat rolls in and first out comes Kermit .
Missy
: And look who our first contestant is. The main frog himself, Kermit.
Kermit
: Hello Missy. It's absolutely great to be here.
-Kermit looks around- I think you might have made a mistake.
Missy
: How?
Kermit: Well, you said we were supposed to be staying at a five star hotel, but I don't see one anywhere.
Missy
: Well....I lied. Too bad. I'm not a very honest host at all, unlike you. But we have a swamp.
Kermit: That's fine by me.
The next person out of the boat is Fozzie.
Fozzie: Hey hey hey, Missy! It's wonderful to be here!
Missy: Hey, look it is, Mr. Funny Bear, Fozzie! Boy are you in good spirits.
Fozzie:
-takes a good look at the campsite- I think my good spirits just went back to the grave. Ah! Wocka Wocka!
-sees Kermit- Oh hi, Kermit! I didn't know you were doing this show.
Kermit: Hello, Fozzie. At least there's someone I'm going to know here.
Missy:
-to the camera- Oh Kermit does not know what's coming up here yet. Hehehehe.
Gonzo comes flying in by water ski, but crashes into the dock and falls into the lake.
Missy: Gonzo! Are you alright, man?
Gonzo:
-popping up from the water and gets onto the dock- Missy, I'm not a man.
Missy: Then what are you?
Gonzo: I don't know. I don't even know what I am now. Nobody knows.
Missy: Okay then.
Voice: WHAT IS THIS TERRIBLE, AWFUL PLACE!?!?!
The voice comes from Miss Piggy , whom is storming off the boat onto the dock.
Missy: Ladies and gentlemen, the queen of fabulous, Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: Oh forget your sarcasm, hosty. Moi is only here just to win.......
Miss Piggy then all of a sudden stops and sees Kermit in the distance.
Miss Piggy: Kermie? Is that you?
Kermit:
-gulp- Hi Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: KERMIE!!!!!!!!
-rushes up to and tackles Kermit, then kissing him all over- Oh Kermie, I missed you so much!!!
Gonzo: Wow, this season hasn't even started yet and already love is blooming.
Miss Piggy: Oh shut up, chicken boy.
The next two off the boat are Floyd and Animal . Animal is dragging Floyd off in rush.
Animal: RESORT! RESORT!
-stops and looks around- This isn't resort.....
Missy:
-scared of Animal- No....this is....Camp Creatorous. Welcome uhhh....
-checks her list- -in a hushed, angry tone- Floyd, what happened to Zoot?
Floyd: He chickened out last minute. Didn't wanna leave his saxophone behind. Animal decided to take over for him.
Animal: Host pretty!
-smells Missy- Smell like cherries.
Missy: Don't smell me, you freak.
Floyd: Oh don't worry about Animal. He doesn't bite, much. He's just a regular Cassanova.
Animal: WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!
Missy: Ahahahaha. Get him away from me.
Floyd: C'mon Animal, let's go.
The next two off the boat are Scooter and Skeeter. They are arguing over who's going first to play pool in the lounge.
Scooter
: No, I called firsties!
Skeeter: No, I called firsties!
-realizes they're not at the resort- Wait a minute! This isn't a five star resort! Excuse me, lady, where are we?
Missy: First of all, my name is Missy, not Lady, Skeeter. Second of all this is Camp Creatorous. Your home until this competition show is over. Unless you're willing to swim home to your mommas.
Scooter: Oh, we have the same mother. It won't be that bad if one of us get lost.
Skeeter: You said it, brother. We stick together, even if we fight.
Fozzie: Wait...which is which twin?
Kermit: Good grief.
The next off the boat is Camilla , whom immediately notices Gonzo.
Camilla: Bawk Bawk! (Translation: Gonzo!!!)
Gonzo: Camilla? My darling? YOU'VE COME!
Camilla and Gonzo share a romantic moment running to each other.
Missy: The weirdo has a girlfriend?
-laughs-
Miss Piggy: Moi can hardly believe that herself.
Gonzo: Hey! I happen to love Camilla. Love comes from anyone. Life has allowed you to love whoever you want. It's how we are.
Floyd: That's the deepest thing I've ever heard Gonzo say.
Gonzo: Thank you, Floyd.
Voice: Uhhh. Escuse me?
Missy looks down and sees Pepe
Missy: Uhhh....our next contestant, is Pepe.
Pepe: Uhh is Pepe, The King Prawn, okay? I like my name shouted out the best way. Now where's the hot tub?
Missy: There's no hot tub.
Pepe: Okay then where's the pool?
Missy: We have a lake.
Pepe: Buffet?
Missy: None.
Pepe: Spa?
Missy: Nope.
Pepe: HOTEL ROOM?
Missy: Nien.
Pepe: Oh my gosh....this cannot be happening....We........WE ARE IN THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!! AHHHHHHH!
Scooter: Pepe, this isn't The Twilight Zone. This is where we are staying.
Pepe: Oh.........AHHHHHHHHHH!
Floyd:
-laughs- Shrimpy here thought he was in The Twilight Zone.
Animal: TWILIGHT ZONE!
The next person off the boat is Janice
Janice: Oh wow, like hi Missy. It's like rully awesome to be here.
Missy: Uhhh hi, Janice. Nice to see you too.
Janice: Is this like a summer camp? Wow, I haven't been to summer camp in like ferever.
Skeeter: Welcome to the club.
Janice:
-notices Floyd- Floyd, honey? Is that you? Where's Zoot?
Floyd: Zoot flew the coup. Animal is taking his place, babe.
Missy: Okay, does everyone on this show already have someone their dating?
Pepe: No, but hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my number so call me maybe.
Missy: I hate that song with a passion. And so I hate your pick up line too, baby.
Voice: Hey don't pick on my friend like that.
Missy looks down and sees Rizzo.
Missy
: What's with all the small fries on this show?
Rizzo: Small fries? I hope they're from McDonalds.
Janice: Yeah, I could rully use some McDonalds fries right now.
Gonzo: Ooooh! Can Camilla and I share a McFlurry?
Kermit: Ummm. Guys, there's no McDonalds on this campsite.
All but Kermit and Missy: WHAT!?!?!?!?!
Miss Piggy: But Kermie, you can think of something. We can build our own McDonalds.
Fozzie: Yeah. And we can call it McMuppets. Wocka wocka!
Missy: Guys! C'mon, McDonalds? What are you all, four?
Floyd: I didn't look groovy at all as a four year old.
Pepe: Maybe that's why they didn't make you a Muppet Baby.
Floyd: Well you weren't one, either. You've got no say in this, shrimp.
Pepe: Prawn.
Floyd: Whatever.
The next one off the boat is Annie Sue, whom is looking around.
Annie Sue: Hi, Missy! It's great to be here!
Missy: Hey, it's Annie Sue. Love your outfit.
-to camera- Not really.
Miss Piggy: OH NO! Not her!
Annie Sue: Oh hello Miss Piggy! I can't believe you're here too.
Pepe: Geesh, and I thought having one pig on this island was going to be bad.
Annie Sue: Do you wanna see my karate?
Miss Piggy: No.
Annie Sue: Okay, maybe later.
The next person off the boat is Sam Eagle , whom is not looking impressed at all about the island.
Missy: Hey Sam!
Sam: This place is disgusting and revolting. It should be shut down immediately by the U.S government.
Skeeter: Sam, this is Canada.
Sam: CANADA! I've been tricked! You wretched witch!
Missy: Hey, it's not my fault. Blame the teachers down at the school of wiseguy hosts like me.
Sam: Hmmmm. I'm watching you. I'm an eagle. I can do that.
Missy: Okay. That just about wraps up.......
Voice: Wait! You forgot about me!
The last person rushing off the boat is Sandy (OC). Sandy has blonde hair with a pink streak and is wearing a pink tank top, jean shorts, and pink sneakers.
Missy: Oh! How could I forget the original character. My bad! Everyone, this is Sandy!
Sandy: Hi everyone! It's so great to finally meet....some of The Muppets.
Rizzo: Look at thee, you're Sandra Dee.
Sandy: Oh everyone says that to me. That's because most of them are Grease fans.
Floyd: So you won't go to bed until you're legally wed?
Pepe: She can't. She's Sandra Dee.
All of the boys, except Kermit, laugh at her.
Kermit: Guys! Don't laugh at her. She's just like us. A living organism that breathes and walks.
Miss Piggy: My Kermie is right. You boys shouldn't be laughing at poor Sandra.
Rizzo: Why not?
Miss Piggy: If you do, I'll be more than welcome to make sure you guys get voted off first. And more.
Floyd, Rizzo, and Pepe:
-gulp-
Miss Piggy: That's what I thought.
Sandy: Wow, thanks Miss Piggy.
Miss Piggy: Oh Sandra. If you need anything from moi, do let me know.
Sandy: Will do.
Missy: Okay okay people....errr....Muppets. It's time to separate you all into two teams.
Skeeter: Teams?
Janice: Like no one told us anything about teams. Is this going to be boys vs. girls?
Annie Sue: How can there by Boys Vs Girls....when there's only 6 girls here?
Missy: Exactly, Annie Sue. Organization of teams....something I failed at hosting school. Alright. When I call your name, go and stand by that tree. Miss Piggy, Janice, Annie Sue, Gonzo, Floyd.....
Floyd: YES!!!
Fozzie: Yes, what?
Floyd: Janice and I are on the same team.
Pepe: That's predictable, considering you two are the most underrated couple in our universe.
Janice: Like, Pepe's got a point, hon.
Missy: May I continue? Okay....Scooter, Rizzo, and Sam. From now on, you guys will be known as "Team Squiggly Line."
Scooter: Team Squiggly Line?
Rizzo: Can't you think of anything more original than Team Squiggly Line?
Missy: I also failed creativity in wiseguy hosting school. The rest of you: Kermit, Fozzie, Animal, Skeeter, Camilla, Pepe, and Sandy, you guys will be known as "Team.......Power Circle"
Fozzie: Alright! Our team has power! Take that, Squiggly Line!
Miss Piggy:
-hugging Kermit tight- Kermie! This bad host has separated our love! Oh! Oh! I cannot go on! Oh! Oh!
Kermit: It's alright, Piggy. It's only a game.
Miss Piggy: A game of love. We shall be star crossed lovers.....like Romeo and Juliet!
Kermit: Piggy, it's only a game. It's not like we're all going to die.
Camilla: Bawk bawk bawk bawk bgawk. (But just look at this place, Kermit. Someone could die here.)
Sam: Die? This place must be under quarantine immediately. I shall call the Ame......Canadian Health Institute.
Camilla: Bawk? (What?)
Missy: You can rant and rant all you want, eagle. If you, or any other contestant, would like to rant, you are more than welcome to use the outhouse. That is where you guys can reveal your confessions. Think of it as the confessional. And for you readers, # means confessional.
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Floyd: Okay.......so far this stinks. Literally.
Fozzie:
-turned the other way- Hey where is the camera? Missy said there's a camera in here somewhere.
Animal:
-drinking out of the toilet- Toilet water good!
Miss Piggy: I hate this place. I hate the host. And I especially hate that my dear sweet Kermie is on the other team. And this confessional. Really? An outhouse? What does she think I am? A Pig? I think not.
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Missy: Well, while out contestants are getting adjusted to the camp.....
Skeeter:
-offscreen- Hey I found a spider!
Sandy:
-offscreen- EWWWW! I hate spiders! Get it away!
Missy: Anyways, it's time for you readers to vote who will be the first to go. And here's how to do it. All you have to do is leave a private message to MissMusical12 telling her which contestant you'd like to see go crying home on the Boat of Losers first. And the contestant with the most amount of votes will be the leaving the next episode. And stay tuned, readers, for the next episode of Survival......Of The Mupppets.
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Well, how is so far? Should I continue?