Part 11
"You'll do fine, Fozzie. I arranged that you be buckled in good and tight on a tame horse. All you have to do lasso a calf by the neck, then get off your horse and tie three of the calf's legs together. It's simple as pie." said Chamberlain as Fozzie was sittting on his horse in his chute. Just then, the announcer started calling the riders' names. "Ooh, guess I better go. Good luck, Fozzie." added Chamberlain as he went back to his seat.
"Howdy, y'all, and welcome to Tipton County's annual rodeo!" said the announcer. "First up, we have Fozzie Bear, riding... aw, poor fella, he got stuck with Skidboot! For the bear about to die, we salute him. Turn 'em loose!"
And with that, Skidboot went a-bucking and a-galloping high in the air. He was jerking Fozzie around so much, Fozzie could barely twist his lasso. But luckily he was able to, and in one try, he roped that calf and mercifully jumped off of Skidboot.
As he tied up the calf's legs, he said "Look, I'm sorry about this, buddy. It's just that my friends and I really need the car."
"Hey, don't worry about it. By the way, my name's Lightning and I'll tell you how to get BOTH of us out of here alive. When I say 'go', jump as high as you can and prepare to land on my back. You understand?" asked Lightning.
"I think so." said Fozzie, his voice shaking.
"All right, one... two... three, GO!" yelled Lightning. Fozzie jumped as high as he could, while Lightning worked his little legs out of the rope knot. As Fozzie came down, he landed right on Lightning's back and the two of them busted through the arena's wall. They continued down the road as a big black car drove beside them. The driver side window rolled down as Mr. Lords reached out and tried to scratch Lightning with his ring.
The ring came to be known as "Slasher", the sole way that Mr. Lords did in his victims. It had a sharp edge on it which Mr. Lords would dip in poison and scratch people (or in some cases, animals) with it. But in this case, "Slasher" failed as a brand new navy blue Dodge Nitro (the rodeo prize) hit Mr. Lords' car in the back, causing it to spin around and off the road.
Chamberlain slowed the car down so Fozzie and Lightning could get in.
"Who was that guy?" asked Fozzie.
Everybody kept quiet until Mokey spoke up and said "That's Mr. Lords. And it's ME he's after."