Family Reunion

[Misskermie]

Warning, Miss Piggy is beaten by her mother, frequently in this story, up until a certain point. So I suppose viewer discretion is advised. But Don't worry, it's not really that discriptive. So, just enjoy the story.





　
Family Reunion
Chapter One- Miss Piggy and Kermit's family
　
　
　
It was that time of year again. The Muppets were preparing for their semi-Annual Family reunion. Everyone was setting up matresses, and fixing up the couches so they look nice.
Miss Piggy hated this time of year. The only living family she had was her mother that hated her, her conceided cousin, Spamela, and her idiot nephews, Randy and Andy. They weren't that fun to hang around with.
Jaz loved it. She finally gets to see her cousin, Jay. She couldn't wait to tell her about the excitment she's been through, in the little time she's been working at the theatre.
Fozzie was scared. He hasn't told his mom about him and Jaz yet, and Jaz thinks that he has. His mom was always strict about women. He didn't want his mom to judge her.
Gonzo wouldn't be able to see his family this year. They were celebrating the intergalactic spawning season of cosmic knowledge fish. It was a very important holiday for his kind.
Kermit, really got to see a piece of his family everytime Robin came to stay with him. It would be nice if his whole family could come, but it would take up too much room. Instead, his close family was coming. That, at the least, was five people.
Just as Kermit was helping Jaz fix up the couch, there was a knock at the door. "I got it!" Jaz yelled. When she opened the door, it was Spamela, Randy, and Andy. "Hi Spamela!" Jaz greeted. Spamela pushed her aside.
"Where's my Linky Poo?"
Jaz raised her eyebrow. "Uh... In his room." At that moment, Spamela ran for Link's room. "Uh... What's up you guys?" Jaz asked.
"Well at the moment, we are trying to figure out which one of us is Andy, and which one of us is Randy." Randy explained. "Oh brother. PIGGY! YOUR FAMILY IS HERE!!!" Jaz yelled.
Miss Piggy walked into the room.
"Why should I care?"
"Because it's your family!"
"SO?"
"Because you love your family?"
Miss Piggy lowered her head. "That may be..." She turned around. "But I don't recall them ever loving me." Miss Piggy slowly made her way towards her room. Just before Jaz was about to shut the door, An elderly pig, with a british accent walked up to the doorway. "Hi, can I help you, ma'am?" Jaz asked politely. "I'm here for the family reunion." The woman said. "Oh... Um... Who are you related to? Link? Annabelle?"
"I am the mother of Piggy Lee. Please refer to me as Ms. Lee." Ms. Lee said.
"Y-You're Miss Piggy's mom? But... But you're british! Piggy's not british!" Jaz stuttered.
"Yes... Her American accent comes from her late father, Frank. Now where is that brat of mine?"
"Um... In her room. It's the one with the pink door. Can't miss it! Um... Enjoy your stay and such..." Jaz blushed.
"Thank You..." Ms. Lee then made her way towards the door. Jaz went to go finish fixing the couch. Kermit went to go get his pie out the oven. As he smelled it, it reminded him of home. It was his mom's famous shoe fly pie. Only frogs found it edible. As Kermit took it out of the oven, Piggy, and her mother were entering the kitchen. "...And that is exactly why you were not allowed to wear that trashy shade you're wearing now! Oh, who's this?" Ms. Lee asked.
"Um... This is Kermit."
"THAT'S Kermit? He's more woman-like than you!" Ms. Lee laughed. Kermit was confused. "Um... What?"
"Piggy Lee has told me so much about you! Or at least her diary has."
"You read my diary?" Miss Piggy growled.
"Did you just raise your voice at me? That's it Piggy Lee!" Ms. Lee pulled Miss Piggy out of the room by her ear. Kermit was still confused. However, he did hear Piggy yelp constantly. Then, Ms. Lee, and Piggy Lee, re-entered the room. Miss Piggy was crying, trying to wipe her tears before Kermit had a chance to notice.
But he noticed.
"Miss Piggy, are you alright?" He asked.
"I-I'm fine Kermie." Piggy lied. Ms. Lee then left the room. After she left, Kermit walked over to her, and lifted her head up. "Are you alright?" He asked. Miss Piggy shook her head. "She... She hates me. She always has... And she always will."
"What did she do to you?"
Miss Piggy moved a section of her hair to reveal a big bruise. Kermit rubbed it. "OW! D-Don't touch it!" Piggy yelped.
"Has she always beaten you like this?"
Miss Piggy nodded. Kermit hugged her. He would have hugged her longer, but there was another knock at the door. As Kermit went to answer it, Spamela walked into the kitchen. Well, there's another cat fight I gotta break up. Kermit thought. Kermit opened the door and Robin clung to him.
"Hi uncle Kermit!" He yelled. "Hey Robin." Kermit picked up his nephew as he greeted the family that came into the door. "Hi Jimmy, Hi Dottie, Hi Maggie, Hey mom." Kermit then put down Robin and walked over to Jaz with his amphibious family. "Hey Jaz, this is my family. These are Robin's parents, Jimmy and Dottie."
Jaz shook hands with them both.
"This is my sister, Maggie."
Jaz shook hands with her.
"And this is my mom. Jane."
Jaz got a hug from her.
"It's nice to meet all of you! Um... So, I'm Jaz! I'm kinda crazy."
"Yes, Kermit's mentioned you in his letters." Dottie said. Kermit just looked away, scratched behind his head, and whistled. Jaz just paused. Kermit quickly directed his family upstairs, and upstairs they went.
"I'm crazy, huh?" Jaz asked.
"You said it, not me." Kermit lied.
Jaz only smiled.



More to come if you want it!

 

[miss muppet]

VOUS MUST WRITE MORE I LOVE IT !!!!

 

[Misskermie]

More? For reallys? Wow!
"I'm so excited! And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!"
ANYWAY, HERE'S CHAPTER TWO! I WROTE IT YESTERDAY XD



　
Chapter Two-
Jay, Freddy, and Fozzie's mom
　
　
　
It was a little later in the day. Fozzie was trying to keep Jaz away from the front door as much as possible. Any moment now, his mom could come through that door, and start asking questions about Jaz. Luckily, Fozzie kept her distracted with a long list of food to make, so Jaz spent most of her time in the kitchen. There was a knock at the door. Fozzie answered it, and was in shock.
"J-Jaz? How did you get out of the kitchen?"
"Oh, I'm not Jaz, I'm her cousin, Jay! A lot of people say we look alike." Jay said.
"How are we supposed to tell you two apart? You guys look exactly the same!"
"Easy! I wear Jean dresses with long sleeves underneath, and I have my hair in a ponytail. I can't stand it any other way. Jaz wears what she always wears! Her vest, shirt, and jeans combo!" Jay explained.
"Oh. I knew dat."
"You must be Fozzie Bear. Jaz has told me so much about you! She really likes you." Jay giggled.
Fozzie blushed as he shut the door.
"Where is Jaz anyway?" Jay asked.
"In the kitchen."
"Thanks."
Jay went in the kitchen, and Kermit entered the room covered in bruises. "Kermit, what happened?" Fozzie asked.
"Fozzie, never, ever get in between two blonde pigs when they fight. Ok?"
Fozzie nodded. "Kermit, do you need ice for that?"
"No, it's not the first time I've gotten a bruise. Miss Piggy's gotten mad before." Kermit chuckled.
Fozzie escorted Kermit to his room, and ran back downstairs.
Robin entered the room next.
"Fozzie, Miss Piggy's nephew's aren't any fun to play with!"
"Well, they don't really do much without Miss Piggy." Fozzie explained. "You can probably play with Jay. If she's anything like Jaz, I'm sure she'll play with you." Fozzie smiled.
Robin nodded, and went to go find Jay. Then, finally, there was a knock at the door. It was his mom.
"Hi Ma!" Fozzie exclaimed. Right behind his mother was his teenage brother, Freddy.
"Hey Freddy."
Freddy gave his brother a hug, then ran inside.
"Fozzie, You haven't changed a bit!" Fozzie's mom gave him a big hug. "So, how have ya been Ma?" Fozzie asked.
"Well, I've been fine. Your little brother tires me out though! I'm not as young as I used to be, you know!" His mom smiled. "Now where's the kitchen? I'm starving!"
Fozzie grabbed his mom before she moved another step toward the kitchen. "Uh, Ma, you don't wanna go in there! It's messy from all the cooking! I'll go get you something! You just make yourself comfortable in my room, Ok?" Fozzie pushed his mom upstairs, and caught his breath once she made it up there. "That was close..." Fozzie said. Then, he made his way to the kitchen. Jaz was making sandwiches.
"Hey Jaz, think you can spare a sandwich?" Fozzie asked.
"Fozzie, if you want something to eat, can't you make it yourself? These sandwiches are for Miss Piggy's family." Jaz explained. Fozzie got closer to her.
"Can I have just one?"
"No."
"Please?"
"No."
"Jaz, you know I'm a bad cook!"
"Sandwiches don't require cooking."
"But Jaz... I need a sandwich."
"Then make one."
"What does it take to get a good sandwich around here?"
"I don't know, you tell me."
"Um... Chocolate?"
"Nope."
"Uh... A compliment?"
"No."
"A... Hug?"
"You're getting closer."
"A kiss?"
"Maybe... Why don't you try it?"
Fozzie smiled, and pulled her close.
"You know, you're a lot of trouble." He murmured.
"I know." Jaz giggled.
Fozzie kissed her passionately.
"Hey, No PDA in the kitchen!" Jay yelled.
Jaz only laughed. She handed Fozzie his sandwich.
"Thanks Jaz." Fozzie then kissed Jaz on the cheek, and went to give his mom the sandwich.

 

[miss muppet]

Awwwwwwwwwwww. Lol don't ever get between two blonde pigs in a fight classing MORE please * jumps up and down*

 

[Misskermie]

Wow. Three Chapters in One day. I officailly have nothing better to do!



　
Chapter Three- Emily and Marissa
　
　
　
　
It was chaos. Fozzie was trying to keep Jaz away from his mom, Miss Piggy's mom kept beating her, Spamela and Miss Piggy kept fighting, Robin's still bored as ever, and Kermit's bruises still hurt. How are they all supposed to eat dinner together? In the living room, was Kermit, Miss Piggy, Ms. Lee, and Kermit's mom.
"... You know, Piggy's dad, and your dad were a team Kermit." Jane said.
"Really?" Kermit asked.
"Yes! Your father was a puppeteer, and Piggy's dad was too. They always wrote scripts. Before he died, he asked that I gave those scripts to you, should you ever become rich and famous." Jane explained.
"Wow. So, even if Me and Piggy didn't meet on our own, we probably would have met anyway?" Kermit asked
"Probably. But I wouldn't scar you with my daugther's ugliness." Ms. Lee scoffed.
Miss Piggy looked down, and started to cry a little bit.
"Well... I think she's beautiful." Kermit smiled.
Miss Piggy gazed into his eyes. At that moment, Fozzie and his mom entered the room. Fozzie's mom lit up, when she saw Miss Piggy's mom. "Marissa?" Fozzie mom yelled.
Ms. Lee turned around. "Emily?"
"Wow, long time, no see! How've you been?" Emily asked.
"I've been fine. And you?"
"Oh, I've been great!"
Both Miss Piggy and Fozzie were puzzled.
"Uh, Ma, you know Piggy's mom?" Fozzie asked.
"Of course! We were buds in college!" Emily exclaimed.
"Yes. We used to have lots of fun in college. That is until..."
"Until we graduated. Then it was all boredom." Emily Sighed.
"But we did meet again."
"Yeah. After Marissa had Piggy and her sister, Frank left her after an arguement. Then he came to me, and I had Fozzie."
Miss Piggy was puzzled.
"So, my dad left my mother, and you found your special someone?" She asked.
"No, Your dad was my special someone! He's also Fozzie's dad." Emily explained.
"But... If my dad... Is Fozzie's dad as well... Then that means..."
"You guys are siblings!!!" Kermit yelled.
Fozzie's jaw fell open. Miss Piggy just stared at him.
"I swear we already told them that." Marissa said.
"Oh boy... So... All this time, my sister you've been telling me about since I was born..."
"Was Miss Piggy, yes."
"And the brother you told me I may never meet in my life..."
"Was Fozzie. Precisely."
"Would you excuse Me for a second?" Piggy asked. Piggy went inside the kitchen.
"WHY!? WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE HIM?!"
Miss Piggy re-entered the room.
"Well... Um... That was a nice story. I think it's time for dinner." Kermit chuckled nervously.

 

[Misskermie]

Eh, that chapter was short. FOUR IN ONE DAY!!!


Chapter Four- An unpleasant dinner
　
　
　
　
It was almost dinner time. They all had to eat at the same table. What chaos this is going to be! Miss Piggy was setting the table, with her head down. As Kermit walked in the dining room, he was impressed.
"Wow Miss Piggy. I've never seen you set the table before!" Kermit smiled.
"I'm only doing this because mother asked Moi to."
"She asked you?"
"Ok... She forced me."
"Did she bruise you?"
Miss Piggy kept her head down, and remained silent.
"Piggy?"
Miss Piggy began to cry. "K-Kermie... I..."
"What? What's the matter?"
Miss Piggy picked her head up. She had a black eye, and a busted lip. You can see where she tried to put on makeup to try and make the wound fade.
"I can't stand up to her! She'll just keep hurting me! She no longer has consideration for my feelings! Ever since-"
Kermit interupted her with a kiss. When he finished kissing her, some of her blood got on his lip.
"Kermit, please... Don't try to cheer Moi up. It will only make it worse." Piggy sighed.
"How will it make it worse?"
"Every time I get happy, mother will make me miserable."
Kermit hugged her. As long as Piggy was in his arms, she was safe... Or at least she hoped.
Finally, It was dinner time. Miss Piggy's family and Kermit's family were already sitting at the table. Fozzie was worried. What would his mom say about Jaz? All Fozzie could do was hope.
Soon, everyone was sat at the table. Beaker and his uncle, Gary Mayo were there, Scooter sat with his sister, Skeeter, Gonzo was there communicating with Brian through a sandwich, Fozzie and his mom were there, and Jay was there. "Hey Jay, were's Jaz?" Kermit asked.
"She's freshing up. She did a lot of cooking today!" Jay smiled.
"Can someone help translate for me? My nephew keeps saying meep!" Gary Mayo exclaimed.
"We don't know what he's saying either. Hey Brian, hows the Spawning season going?" Gonzo asked. "Aw, it's great! We got free intergalactic space candy!" Brian yelled through the sandwich. "So Skeet, how's college?" Scooter asked.
"Well... None of the students there are nerdier than you."
"Um... Thank You?"
"Wow, nice shiner Piggy, where'd you get it? The ugly factory?" Spamela laughed.
"I liked it better when you were brainless." Piggy mumbled.
"What did you say twerp?"
"I'm not a twerp! If anybody, you're a twerp!"
"Don't hate because I'm skinny, and you're F-"
"Call me the F word, and you're goin' down, right here, right now." Piggy growled.
"You're Fa-"
"Uh... Hey, look! It's Jaz!" Kermit interupted.
Everyone turned around to see Jaz. "Hi guys!"
"Um... Have we met?" Emily asked.
Fozzie got up from the table. "Uh, no, and you don't wanna meet her!" Fozzie started to push Jaz to the kitchen.
"Fozzie don't be rude!" Jaz went over to shake Emily's hand. "I'm Jaz. I'm sure Fozzie has told you a lot about me since I'm his girlfriend."
"You're his girlfriend? Fozzie, you have a girlfriend?"
"No!" Fozzie looked at Jaz. "I mean Yes, but..."
Fozzie looked back his mom. "But we aren't that close!"
Fozzie looked at Jaz again. "I mean, we're very close!"
"Fozzie, why didn't you tell her about me? Am I an embarrassment to you or something?" Jaz asked. "N-No, I just didn't want her to judge you. I thought she'd judge you!"
"Why would she do that? Your mom is sweet! I've seen her on TV!"
"Well, she might judge certain things about you."
All of the men at the table signaled him to stop talking.
"What things about me?"
"Everything about you!"
"Ouch..." Gonzo and Kermit said in unison.
Jaz started to cry.
"So you think everything about me is wrong?"
"N-No, I-"
"Save it!" Jaz ran upstairs crying as Fozzie chased after her. "Oh no..." Piggy got up. After she did, Spamela got up. "Piggy Lee, can't you mind your business for once in your life?" Spamela sassed.
"Spamela, stay out of this! I treat Jaz as if she's my own daughter! She needs to be comforted right now!" Miss Piggy explained.
"You treat her like your own, because you'll never get your own!"
"You know Spamela, if you can't keep your trap shut, then maybe I need to shut it for you!"
"Oh Yeah?"
"Yeah!"
As Piggy was about to swing, Ms. Lee got up.
"Enough Piggy Lee!"
Ms. Lee smacked her causing her to fall.
"How many times must I tell you to behave?"
Before Ms. Lee could strike, Kermit got out of his seat, and jumped in front of her.
"Ms. Lee, please. She's suffered enough! Please stop!" Kermit begged. Ms. Lee paid him no mind, and slapped him across the face, making him bleed, and fall to the floor. The scene played in Piggy's head repeatedly. Miss Piggy got up and slapped her very own mother in the face, causing her to fall. "You can bruise me. You can make me bleed. You can ignore me my entire life. But hit my frog ever again, and you're DONE! I don't care if you're my mother or not! UNDERSTAND THAT?" Miss Piggy yelled. Ms. Lee, nor Spamela, had ever seen that side of Piggy before. All in the room was silent. Piggy was silent as well, and she was starting to cry. She was confused. She ran up to her room. It was now awkwardly silent.
"So... Who want seconds?" Jay asked. Everyone in the room shook their head at Jay's silly question. What would happen to three upstairs?

 

[miss muppet]

MORE MORE !!!! I love it !!!!! More piggy and kermit drama I can hide the suspense !!!!!

 

[Yuna Leonhart]

Great story. Miss Piggy's mom and Spamela are characters I just love to hate. Keep up the good work!

 

[Misskermie]

Wow, thanks! Here's the next installment!


Chapter five- The three upstairs
　
　
　
Both Jaz and Miss Piggy were upstairs crying their eyes out. Fozzie sat next to Jaz's door, crying as well. Emily came upstairs. "Fozzie?" Fozzie looked up.
"Fozzie I'm dissapointed in you! Thinking I would judge her! Shame on you!" Emily scolded.
"Ma, not now! Right now I'm waiting for the right time to go in there! You've judged so many women in the past, what was I supposed to think? I really didn't want you to judge her because I think she could be... She could be the one." Fozzie cried some more.
"Fozzie, if you really like this girl... If she's really worth it... You'll bust into those doors, and apologize without giving her the chance to approve your entry! And don't you ever worry about my opinion! She your girl, not mine!" Emily smiled. "...Thanks Ma." Fozzie gave her a hug. "Wish Me luck." Fozzie whispered. Emily nodded, and made her way back downstairs. Fozzie slowly entered the room. Jaz's crying had eased, but she still was sitting on the floor, looking kinda depressed. Fozzie sat down next to her.
"Jaz... I didn't mean what I said down there. Was I was trying to say came out all wrong. I... I actually love everything about you. You're funny, you're talented, you're cute..."
"Stop describing yourself." Jaz blushed.
"I'm describing you!" Fozzie yelled.
"Don't yell at me!" Jaz shouted.
"I'm not yelling at you!"
"Yes you are! And you now what?"
"What?"
Jaz yanked his tie and kissed him affectionately.
"I find it attractive." Jaz smiled.
Fozzie blushed.
"You're the attractive one out of both of us. Not me."
"Oh stop!" Jaz blushed
"So... are we... are we good now?'
"I don't know... You're going to have to convince me to forgive you..." Jaz smiled. Fozzie pinned her on the floor and kissed her with giving her any air. Finally, Jaz pushed him off. "You jerk! I needed air!" Jaz giggled.
"I still forgive you..."
Fozzie pulled her close. "I'm glad."
"I know you are. You think I could be the one."
Fozzie blushed. "You heard that?"
"Mm-Hm. You wishy-washy bear!" Jaz giggled.
"Uh... Well Jaz, I gotta go! Uh... Bye!" Fozzie ran out of the room.
Jaz giggled at his silly excuse. Oh Fozzie... What am I going to do with you?
Miss Piggy was alone until her mother entered the room. Ms. Lee tapped her on the shoulder, but shook it off. "Piggy... I'm sorry."
"Sorry? SORRY? You've beaten me, neglected me, put me in stupid little beauty pageants to reap the reward, and you think sorry is gonna cut it? I Hate you! I really do! You aren't even like a real mother to me! You're just some random old lady who "raised" me!"
Ms. Lee was in tears.
"I... I had no idea you felt that way! I'm... I'm so sorry!" Ms. Lee hugged Piggy tightly. "I was so upset about your father, that I took all my sadness and anger on you, and... I'm so sorry!" Ms. Lee cried.
"It... It's alright." Piggy whispered.
And there they sat, mother and daughter. They sat and cried together. They were happy to finally be on the same level of understanding.


Huh, that seemed longer when I was writing it...
Oh well. It won't take long for me to do another chapter... YaY...

 

[miss muppet]

Awwwww more please xx