SesameMike
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Most Ernie and Bert skits take place in the contemporary apartment living room, easily recognizable by the picture of them on the wall. The sleeping/night time skits take place in their bedroom (with twin beds and that familiar "E" and "B" customization on the headboards), and a handful of "bathtub scenes" take place in the bathroom. Yet there was one other room in which at least two skits were set.
This room was more detailed and "busier" than the other sets. It had shelves (?), a banner or two on the wall, and, in the skit NOT associated with laundry, had a loaded clothesline hanging overhead. The room always looked disheveled, and indeed Bert did complain how messy it was in the skits. I'd heard this was supposed to be Ernie's own bedroom, but then why would he sleep in the other room? Maybe this was their den or study.
These are the two sketches that took place in this unknown room. (Quotes are not exact)
Sketch 1: banana fingers
(Bert walks into that unknown room. Ernie is twiddling his fingers on the wall in front )
BERT: Oh Ernie, look at this mess. Look at all the paper on the floor, and all the coloring books. Ernie, when are you gonna clean this mess up?
ERNIE: Later, Bert.
B: What are you doing?
E: I was just thinking of all the neat things I can do with my fingers. In fact, I'll bet you, if I can't think of ten things I can do with my fingers, I'll give you this banana, that I was saving for my dessert.
B: Oh, I LOVE bananas, and I'm hungry too. OK, that's a bet.
E: I just picked up this banana, that's one thing. (a numeral 1 is superimposed in the upper middle of the screen.
Among the other items, making "little men" by "walking on the wall, holding his nose (by the sound of his voice, I bet Henson did the same on this take). After number nine, Ernie's mind went blank, and Bert went:
B: You can't think of it! <insert Bert's trademarked machine-gun laugh> The banana's mine! (B keeps laughing, and makes off with banana booty).
E: Goodbye Bert. (waves goodbye, then realizes "what the heck am I doing") Wave. Wave is number ten Bert! (10 appears onscreen) Bert! Bert? (E walks off camera towards B)
E: (Walks glumly back into camera range, with peel in hand) Number eleven (11 onscreen) is pick up a banana peel. After someone has eaten the banana.
(Sad closing music as Ernie looks at the peel with a downright depressed look.)
Sketch 2: the laundry basket
(Bert walks into that unknown room. Ernie is by the wall in front)
BERT: Oh Ernie, look at this mess. Hey, Ernie? It's your turn to go down to the laundromat and do our laundry.
ERNIE: (produces a laundry basket) OK, but I'm taking my rubber ducky. You wanna come with me to the laundromat, Rubber Ducky? <squeak-squeak> You do? All right. (puts RD in the basket).
Ernie then proceeds to put several items in the laundry basket, each in response to Bert informing him there's one more thing he forgot. Among the items:
B: Ernie, there's one more thing you forgot to put in the laundry basket. You forgot the LAUNDRY! And now that the laundry basket is all filled with junk, you have no room, for the LAUNDRY! NOW what are you gonna do?
E: (picks up a horsehide) Go play baseball, Bert.
(Closing music. Bert had one of his usual reactions, though I'm not sure which -- faint, cry, sigh, etc.)
This room was more detailed and "busier" than the other sets. It had shelves (?), a banner or two on the wall, and, in the skit NOT associated with laundry, had a loaded clothesline hanging overhead. The room always looked disheveled, and indeed Bert did complain how messy it was in the skits. I'd heard this was supposed to be Ernie's own bedroom, but then why would he sleep in the other room? Maybe this was their den or study.
These are the two sketches that took place in this unknown room. (Quotes are not exact)
Sketch 1: banana fingers
(Bert walks into that unknown room. Ernie is twiddling his fingers on the wall in front )
BERT: Oh Ernie, look at this mess. Look at all the paper on the floor, and all the coloring books. Ernie, when are you gonna clean this mess up?
ERNIE: Later, Bert.
B: What are you doing?
E: I was just thinking of all the neat things I can do with my fingers. In fact, I'll bet you, if I can't think of ten things I can do with my fingers, I'll give you this banana, that I was saving for my dessert.
B: Oh, I LOVE bananas, and I'm hungry too. OK, that's a bet.
E: I just picked up this banana, that's one thing. (a numeral 1 is superimposed in the upper middle of the screen.
Among the other items, making "little men" by "walking on the wall, holding his nose (by the sound of his voice, I bet Henson did the same on this take). After number nine, Ernie's mind went blank, and Bert went:
B: You can't think of it! <insert Bert's trademarked machine-gun laugh> The banana's mine! (B keeps laughing, and makes off with banana booty).
E: Goodbye Bert. (waves goodbye, then realizes "what the heck am I doing") Wave. Wave is number ten Bert! (10 appears onscreen) Bert! Bert? (E walks off camera towards B)
E: (Walks glumly back into camera range, with peel in hand) Number eleven (11 onscreen) is pick up a banana peel. After someone has eaten the banana.
(Sad closing music as Ernie looks at the peel with a downright depressed look.)
Sketch 2: the laundry basket
(Bert walks into that unknown room. Ernie is by the wall in front)
BERT: Oh Ernie, look at this mess. Hey, Ernie? It's your turn to go down to the laundromat and do our laundry.
ERNIE: (produces a laundry basket) OK, but I'm taking my rubber ducky. You wanna come with me to the laundromat, Rubber Ducky? <squeak-squeak> You do? All right. (puts RD in the basket).
Ernie then proceeds to put several items in the laundry basket, each in response to Bert informing him there's one more thing he forgot. Among the items:
- A radio: to listen to music while waiting for the laundry to finish
- A trombone: to play some music while waiting
- A box of cookies: in case he and RD get hungry while waiting
- A few coloring books and a box of (Crayola?) crayons.
B: Ernie, there's one more thing you forgot to put in the laundry basket. You forgot the LAUNDRY! And now that the laundry basket is all filled with junk, you have no room, for the LAUNDRY! NOW what are you gonna do?
E: (picks up a horsehide) Go play baseball, Bert.
(Closing music. Bert had one of his usual reactions, though I'm not sure which -- faint, cry, sigh, etc.)