English danishes - danglish???

[theprawncracker]

*ducks under flying penguins* Being shot at with my own penguin cannon! How rude! ZANY SAVE ME!!

*Zany the penguin runs in carrying a cue card that reads "Dramatic Pause"*

WRONG ONE!!

Zany: Well excuuuuuse me for living! *flips through cue cards and holds one up that reads "CEASE FIRE!!"*

Much better...*gets hit with penguin*

 

[redBoobergurl]

Hey now, I posted an update yesterday, I could turn that nagging stick around at you! I'm kidding, pass me a glass of milk. I'm thirsty after this super yummy muffin.

 

[christyb]

*from under the table as penguins fly over head*

Pssstttt...Beth under here! Here's you a glass of milk.

 

[theprawncracker]

*hitting penguins with a baseball bat* Zany, we have to do someting!

Zany: *holds up cue card that reads "Something"*

You are no help to me you know that?? *hits a penguin home run*

 

[christyb]

Hey penguin baseball....now that could be the next big thing. *ducks under another penguin just to get hit by one when I'm not looking*

 

[theprawncracker]

Haha! We have them now Zany!

Zany: *holds up cue card that reads "Applause"*

Audience: Applause!!

This stuff just writes it self now doesn't it...

 

[christyb]

*in the corner Zany waits on me to finish writing the next cue card*

 

[theprawncracker]

*in the corner Zany waits on me to finish writing the next cue card*

(Christy you get mondo hugs for that post!!)

Don't hug her you fool! She's torturing you!

(Quiet you! Don't make me put you in the closet with that dim-witted Danglish janitor!)

Yes sir...

 

[christyb]

*stops writing* I agree Zany. Don't tell him I'm torturing you. *hands penguin a cue card that says "point and laugh"*

 

[theprawncracker]

Well fine then! I'm taking my penguin and leaving! *grabs Zany and leaves*

(So long everyone, I'll see you Sunday!)

Oh no, you're coming too! *grabs () guy and leaves*