I understood it!
I also understand that I said, "Details at eleven" I am now going to give details...
My thoughts on the matter are that Kermit may or may not love the pig, but he sure dosn't want to commit either way.
"But I'm a pig," Miss Piggy shouts. "I need comitment." But does she? Certainly not. Is she commited to Kermit? Nope. Miss Piggy is out for publicity...we know that much...she even left Kermit when her agent called with a comercial, so! So, the questian is, is it all a big publisity stunt? Or does she really love him?
On the other hand....
....Jim Got a real minister to play the part...
...Miss Piggy said in the 30 years that Kermit was a hppily maried frog. Kermit denied this not.
...he sure seems to care for her in MFC...
BUT! Is it care? Or love? Would he have been as worried if Fozzie hadn't turned up?
BUT! He loves her in all the movies...is this because Piggy gets her hands on the screenwriters, and threatens to karate chop them to heaven if they don't put the romance angle in?
Questians, questians, questians....