Do you wear glasses or contacts?

[Beebers]

Why yes they do, and the more styles the better. Just make sure your ears ain't a-draggin' on the ground. Or, fold them up neatly before you go out.

 

[homerthegreat]

(Writing in notepad) Fold up neatly before going ou---

 

[Beebers]

*CRASH* *has tripped over undone ears*

 

[Whatever]

Does that count as yet another of your near-death experiences?

 

[Beebers]

Yes it does by golly, that was close. (I don't have those anymore, btw, that was just a four-year anomaly when the planets weren't lined up properly or something.)

 

[Whatever]

Yes it does by golly, that was close. (I don't have those anymore, btw, that was just a four-year anomaly when the planets weren't lined up properly or something.)

Good.

 

[Beebers]

*folds ears up carefully and aligns planets neatly before going out . . . *

 

[Johnboy]

I've worn glasses all the time since 1996.

 

[Party_Animal]

I wear glasses but I don't remeber when I first got them I just know I was little.

 

[Whatever]

*folds ears up carefully and aligns planets neatly before going out . . . *

I wish you could teach me how to align the planets correctly, I had a painful bike accident on Saturday. Oh well, at least I'm OK now.