Good news! I found the PERFECT thing to use for the Bossmen's eyes!
They're not painted yet, so I haven't glued them in place, but I was so happy with their size, shape, low weight, and low price, that I had to snap a picture of the test fit.
And what, you are no doubt wondering, are these miraculous objects?
Well, they say that for a creative type, eventually you will use everything you ever learned. I myself have not been fishing since the death of my grandfather when I was 12 years old, almost thirty years ago now... but when I was trying to think of the perfect item for these eyes, a memory of a specific item came *ahem* floating to the surface!
Styrofoam bobbers! I bought two packs of three for $1.12 each at Wal-Mart.
I also went to Hobby Lobby on a tip about some toy dinosaur skulls that I may can use for Jurasick Pork, and noticed that the chenille stems are no longer on sale for 50% off... but they ARE on sale for 40% off!
Alas, they are currently out of lime green, but they have the hot pink in stock.
Alex