Dear Muppet Fanfiction Authors,
Like, first of all, hi! How are you?
I just wanted to say, like, okay, you know, how awesome and totally groovy you guys are! Because, yeah, you so are!
So it’s like this yeah? Miss Piggy told me about this thing called fanfiction and how all the rully good ones are about her and Kermit! Fer sure! And then she mentioned that there were some of me and Floyd, so I just HAD to get into it!
And so I read some with Floyd and, y’know what? They’re sooo adorable! Okay, like so what if the soap-opera stuff didn’t actually happen? It was still, like, rully enjoyable!
Floyd liked them too! Well, that’s, like, what he said, but I’m rully not sure. He’s been hitting his head on the wall for two hours straight now. I should probably stop him! Animal needs to be, y’know, fed.
Lots of love,
Janice.
P.S. Seriously, what’s with you guys and your obsession with me-taking-off-my-clothes thing! Ew!