Crack Ships

[Harleena]

Here is one: Grell and Sebastian. They are both from the same fandom, and a lot of peeps ship it, but it's crack in-universe, because I'm sure that Sebastian would rather *insert horrible thing here* than date Grell. Or even be near Grell.

Sebastian is unamused

 

[Drtooth]

Grell is the Japanese equivalent of Red Guy from Cow and Chicken. Try and tell me otherwise, I won't be convinced.

 

[beatnikchick300]

Hans from Frozen and Meg from Family Guy.... beat that.


According to one of the writers of Frozen, though, Hans' family never loved him, so..maybe this one could be an odd "birds of a feather" crack pairing...

 

[Harleena]

Hans from Frozen and Meg from Family Guy.... beat that.


According to one of the writers of Frozen, though, Hans' family never loved him, so..maybe this one could be an odd "birds of a feather" crack pairing...

I didn't think it was possible, but my good friend managed to do it:

Captain Fabulous x Romano x Tony the Talking Clock. I feel like there's probably a lemon of this somewhere.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

On my YouTube channel, I do a character called Cabbage Top. He is supposed to be the world's worst comedian. Anyway, I like to ship him with Gabi from Rio 2 and call them "Gabbage Top". I'm thinking about writing a fanfic where Cabbage Top turns into a frog and goes on a date with her.


Wait a minute, Gabi's MY girlfriend, .

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Here's some more:

Mort Goldman X Princess Peach
Clarence X Zero Suit Samus
Rigby the Racoon X Red Fraggle
Glenn Quagmire X Jessica Rabbit
Spongebob X Nala from "The Lion King"
Sonic the Hedgehog X Coco Bandicoot
Sumo from "Clarence" X Birdo

Top that, .

 

[Harleena]

Hitomi Shizuki x Harley Quinn
Tiger Lily from Peter Pan x France from Hetalia
Batman x Miss Piggy
Foxy the Pirate Fox x Mordecai
Gumball Watterson x Sailor Neptune
Jack Sparrow x Hatsune Miku
Tris from Divergent x Mufasa
Linus x that one girl in Madoka Magica who doesn't have a laptop
My Steven Universe OC x this frog

Beat that!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Chris Griffin X Fish Moony
Harley Quinn X The Crack Master
Zero Suit Samus X The Black Knight from "Monty Python"
Jarjar Binks X Jewel from Rio
Squidward X Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"
The nerd from "Robot Chicken" X Maid Marian
Mushu X Mittens from "Bolt"
Perry the Platypus X my cat, Spot
Palutena X Mr. Bumpy
Margaret from "Regular Show" X Gollum
Meg Griffin X Gene Belcher


Try and top that, .

 

[Harleena]

France x Chibiusa
Tei Sukone x a coat hanger
Togepi x Yuno Gasai
Colin the Computer from DHMIS x your mom
Spongebob x Sailor Pluto
Peter Griffin x Prussia
Fozzie Bear x Princess Peach
Olivia the Pig x Fang from Maximum Ride
Silver Spoon x Floyd Pepper
Ryuko Matoi x Freddy Fazbear
Adagio Dazzle x Sue from the Middle
Jeff the Killer x Elsa
Samus Aran x Elphaba
Bloom Luna x Anyone (except for Alex, Dilara, or Shrek)
Tony the Clock x Harleena (my friend always jokes about this ship, to the point where it's actually starting to get annoying and mean)

 

[Harleena]

And of course, Nephrite x Sailor Jupiter because obviously the best ship is Nephrite x Naru and I am legitimately willing to defend this ship.