Crack Ships

Harleena

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Here is one: Grell and Sebastian. They are both from the same fandom, and a lot of peeps ship it, but it's crack in-universe, because I'm sure that Sebastian would rather *insert horrible thing here* than date Grell. Or even be near Grell.

Sebastian is unamused
 

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Grell is the Japanese equivalent of Red Guy from Cow and Chicken. Try and tell me otherwise, I won't be convinced.
 

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Hans from Frozen and Meg from Family Guy.... beat that. :stick_out_tongue:


According to one of the writers of Frozen, though, Hans' family never loved him, so..maybe this one could be an odd "birds of a feather" crack pairing...
 
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Hans from Frozen and Meg from Family Guy.... beat that. :stick_out_tongue:


According to one of the writers of Frozen, though, Hans' family never loved him, so..maybe this one could be an odd "birds of a feather" crack pairing...
I didn't think it was possible, but my good friend managed to do it:

Captain Fabulous x Romano x Tony the Talking Clock. I feel like there's probably a lemon of this somewhere.
 

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On my YouTube channel, I do a character called Cabbage Top. He is supposed to be the world's worst comedian. Anyway, I like to ship him with Gabi from Rio 2 and call them "Gabbage Top". I'm thinking about writing a fanfic where Cabbage Top turns into a frog and goes on a date with her.


Wait a minute, Gabi's MY girlfriend, :stick_out_tongue:.
 

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Here's some more:

Mort Goldman X Princess Peach
Clarence X Zero Suit Samus
Rigby the Racoon X Red Fraggle
Glenn Quagmire X Jessica Rabbit
Spongebob X Nala from "The Lion King"
Sonic the Hedgehog X Coco Bandicoot
Sumo from "Clarence" X Birdo

Top that, :big_grin:.
 

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Hitomi Shizuki x Harley Quinn
Tiger Lily from Peter Pan x France from Hetalia
Batman x Miss Piggy
Foxy the Pirate Fox x Mordecai
Gumball Watterson x Sailor Neptune
Jack Sparrow x Hatsune Miku
Tris from Divergent x Mufasa
Linus x that one girl in Madoka Magica who doesn't have a laptop
My Steven Universe OC x this frog

Beat that!
 

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Chris Griffin X Fish Moony
Harley Quinn X The Crack Master
Zero Suit Samus X The Black Knight from "Monty Python"
Jarjar Binks X Jewel from Rio
Squidward X Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"
The nerd from "Robot Chicken" X Maid Marian
Mushu X Mittens from "Bolt"
Perry the Platypus X my cat, Spot
Palutena X Mr. Bumpy
Margaret from "Regular Show" X Gollum
Meg Griffin X Gene Belcher


Try and top that, :stick_out_tongue:.
 

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France x Chibiusa
Tei Sukone x a coat hanger
Togepi x Yuno Gasai
Colin the Computer from DHMIS x your mom
Spongebob x Sailor Pluto
Peter Griffin x Prussia
Fozzie Bear x Princess Peach
Olivia the Pig x Fang from Maximum Ride
Silver Spoon x Floyd Pepper
Ryuko Matoi x Freddy Fazbear
Adagio Dazzle x Sue from the Middle
Jeff the Killer x Elsa
Samus Aran x Elphaba
Bloom Luna x Anyone (except for Alex, Dilara, or Shrek)
Tony the Clock x Harleena (my friend always jokes about this ship, to the point where it's actually starting to get annoying and mean)
 

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And of course, Nephrite x Sailor Jupiter because obviously the best ship is Nephrite x Naru and I am legitimately willing to defend this ship.
 
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