Sleigh Bells Ringing
“Santa not real,” Animal said sadly. He was sitting on the giant pillow he called a bed, his head hanging low. Sweetums was sitting next to him on the floor, with Robin on the monster’s knee.
“Yes he is,” Robin said. “Why
wouldn’t he be real? He comes and brings us presents, every year!”
Animal slowly shook his head. “No fit,” he said. “Chimney small…”
“That’s okay,” Robin said. “Santa’s got
magic. He can make the chimney bigger. Or make himself smaller. …Or both!”
But Animal sighed and shook his head. “WHOLE world… one night?”
Robin and Sweetums looked at each other as the little frog thought. He looked at Animal. “Santa doesn’t stop at every house,” he said. “Not everyone
celebrates Christmas.”
Animal looked down. “…World BIG… fly take LONG time…”
“But Santa can
stop time,” Robin said. “He’s
magic.”
“
And, there’s
time zones,” Sweetums said. “Santa can start in China, where it’s night time, and it’ll still be the middle of the
day here.”
But Animal was still looking down, his face very sad. “Un-be-leev-uh-bul,” he said quietly. He curled up on his pillow with the apparent intention of going to sleep.
Sweetums looked up at the door, where Floyd was watching, and gave the bassist an apologetic look. Robin frowned, looking at Animal.
“…But… Santa…
is believable,” he said quietly. “He’s
real. Uncle Kermit
said so!” He nodded firmly, but was unheeded by the drummer. “Santa’s
real…”
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“
Good tidings we bring, to you and your kin,” Kermit quietly sang to himself as he leaned the ladder against the molding around the front door and climbed up, a tack in his hand. “
Good tidings for Christmas, and a happy new—uh-oh.” He looked down, hopped down to the floor, picked up the forgotten mistletoe, and hopped back up to the top rung. “I’m gettin' too old for this,” he mumbled to himself. He shook his head and examined the doorway to find the approximate center. “
Now bring us some figgy pudding…”
“ALL that shopping, and vous want
pudding?”
Kermit looked down to see Miss Piggy leaning against the doorpost, having apparently returned from her trip to the mall. He grinned at her. “Well, I suppose I could settle for some gingerbread men…” he said teasingly.
Her big blue eyes were sparkling. “To eat, or to hire?”
“…Good question,” he said, and he peered down at the several shopping bags she was carrying. “What’d ya get me?” he asked playfully.
She quickly stood up straighter and shoved the bags behind her back. “Ah ha ha ha!” she giggled. “What makes you so sure any of this is for
vous, Mon Capitan?”
He grinned. “Well, the fact that you’re trying to
hide it, for starters,” he said, and he leaned over, taking advantage of his bird’s-eye-view to try to get a better glimpse at those bags. “So, what’d you get me?”
She pulled the bags out in front of her and peered into them. “Well, um… Nothing from Macy’s, certainly…”
“Mm-hm…” He couldn’t see
into any of the bags, and she wasn’t
really going to tell him anything. Pity, about that first part, but the second was all part of the game.
“And nothing from… Yankee Candle…”
“Uh-huh…”
“Or from… Hallmark…”
“Uh-huh…”
“And
certainly nothing from
Victoria’s Secret…”
He nearly fell off the ladder. “Huh-
wha-huh?”
She looked up at him with perfectly innocent eyes and tucked a pink shopping bag behind her back. “Nothing,” she said sweetly. “Is that mistletoe, Kermie?”
He cleared his throat and re-gathered himself, glancing at the mistletoe in his hand before grinning down at her. “Why, is
what mistletoe, Miss Piggy?”
She gave him a brilliant little smile. “Kermie…” she said patiently, “…Come down here.”
“Oh, well I
would, Piggy,” he said, his own smile turning smug, “But I’ve gotta make sure I hang this in the
exact center of the doorway…” He held the mistletoe up on the far right side of the doorway. “Does that look about center, from down there?”
She shifted her weight, rustling the shopping bags a little. “Not even
close…”
“Oh… A little to the left, maybe…” He moved the mistletoe to the far left side of the doorway. “How about that? Look centered?”
“
No…” She giggled.
“Oh, no? Well, maybe—“
Gonzo came bounding down the stairs and jumped at the doorway. “THERE’S center!” he declared, somehow managing to snatch the mistletoe and pin it into place. He grabbed Kermit by the cheeks and kissed him square on the lips, “MWAH,” jumped down to give the pig the same treatment, “MWAH,” and went running out the door at the speed of light with a maniacal laugh, leaving the frog and pig reeling.
Miss Piggy had dropped her bags, and she spit a few times, fiercely shook her head, wiped her mouth in disgust, and glared after the weirdo. “OOH, I will GET that LITTLE—“
“I’ve got a better idea,” Kermit said as he looped an arm around her waist, having jumped down from the ladder.
She looked at him, startled and a little off-balance. “Wha—“
He was grinning with a mischievous look in his eyes. “Need some help carrying these bags upstairs?” he asked, tugging her closer.
She eyed him suspiciously as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders. “
Not if vous are planning on
spying to see what the
presents are—“
“Oh, I won’t spy,” he said, peering up at the mistletoe above them.
“Promise?”
He met her eyes and wrapped his hand around her cheek. “
Promise—“
“UNCLE KERMIT!” a voice shouted from upstairs.
Miss Piggy sighed. Kermit lightly scrunched his face and touched a kiss to her cheek before turning to the sound of flippersteps pounding down the stairs, warning them of his nephew’s approach. “Yes, Robin?”
Robin nearly flew from the foot of the stairs to his uncle’s side, grabbing the adult frog’s hands. “Uncle Kermit, can we go to the mall and see Santa Claus?
Please, Uncle Kermit?
Please?”
Kermit frowned. “Robin, we already
did that this year. Last week, remember?”
“I know, but something
happened, and I’ve
gotta see him again!
Please, Uncle Kermit?”
“Well—what happened?” Kermit asked, guiding them out of the way and Miss Piggy gathered her shopping bags again.
“
Animal stopped believing in
Santa!” Robin said urgently.
“WHAT?” Kermit and Miss Piggy both said, looking at the young frog.
“He
did!” Robin said. “I just talked to him. He’s
really upset, Uncle Kermit.
Floyd said he doesn’t even want to play his
drums!”
“Well, that’s good news for my headache,” Miss Piggy said, but she was frowning.
Kermit shook his head, putting a hand on his nephew’s shoulder. “And—you think that—seeing Santa at the mall, will
help Animal?”
“Of course!
Santa can help.
Please, Uncle Kermit,
Please?”
“…Sure, Robin,” Kermit said softly. “If you think it would help…” He turned to guide his nephew out the door.
“Park by Tiffany’s, Kermie,” Miss Piggy advised as she brought her bags inside.
Kermit paused and scrunched his face at her, plainly amused. “Piggy…”
“
Trust moi, Kermie. The valet parking boys by Best Buy are
very pushy today. You’ll want to avoid them.” She set down the pink shopping bag to blow him a kiss and picked the bag up again, making sure he saw the black lettering on the side. “Have fun!”
“See you, Piggy,” Kermit said, shaking his head.
“Bye, Miss Piggy!” Robin said, rushing out the door, dragging his uncle behind. “Come
on, Uncle Kermit!”
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“
Ho ho ho!” The man in the red suit reached down and pulled the little frog up onto his knee. “Come on up here…”
“I know I was already here this year, Santa,” Robin said, looking up at the man’s eyes. “But I changed my mind about what I want for Christmas.”
The man raised his eyebrows. “Oh?” he said, his mouth almost completely hidden behind his white beard and mustache. “Well then, what
would you like?”
“Well—“ Robin took a deep breath. “My friend, Animal, isn’t sure he
believes in you anymore,” he said sadly. “And he’s
really upset about it. He doesn’t even want to play his
drums anymore, and he
loves his drums. So—I was wondering—…If you could help him—
believe again?” He was looking up at the man, his eyes hopeful and pleading. “Please, Santa? I don’t care about the train set, if you can do that.”
The man was quiet for a moment, watching the little frog. “…You want your friend, Animal, to believe in Santa Claus again,” he said softly.
Robin nodded gravely.
The man was quiet another moment, and then he nodded slowly. “I’ll see what I can do,” he said softly, and he gently patted Robin’s shoulder. “I’ll see what I can do.”
Robin immediately beamed up at him. “THANKS, Santa!” He threw his arms around the red coat, hugging tight.
The man hugged him back. “Merry Christmas,” he said warmly. “Say hello to your folks for me.”