Chapter Eleven
“…I—I had—…a friend,” Miss Piggy explained as the tears on her cheeks began to dry. “On the farm, growing up. Mabel. She—...We did everything together… Played, and—danced, when—when no one was looking, and—tried to learn French…”
Kermit swallowed hard and shifted his weight. It was very rare, at best, for Miss Piggy to even allude to the fact that she didn’t have a full grasp on French, and rarer still for her to talk about her past. She was doing both.
“We left the farm together,” she said quietly. “And—stayed together, at first, but—we—had to part ways…” She took a deep breath. “She—got married, and settled down, and—I was still—in beauty contests, mostly… We—we kept in touch, though…”
Kermit nodded, but she wasn’t looking at him. His hand was still on her shoulder, which still felt terribly awkward to him, with her blouse half-undone and the baby at her breast, but she was struggling with her words, and in spite of everything, part of him still wanted so badly to just hold her… so his hand didn’t budge.
“Before—Before I met you, Kermit, I—…I was—…down on my luck, a few times, and… Mabel always—took me in… I—I owed her, see, Kermit,” she said, looking at him for the first time since he’d come in the room, and then looking at the baby again. “And I—I would—still visit, of course, when I—I didn’t need to… Most of the time, when I don’t—say where I’m going, I… That’s where I’ve been.” She slowly took another deep breath. “…Mabel… Mabel—and Fitz, have—…have been trying, for—years, to… to have children… They—They’ve had… so many… still-borns, and miscarriages, and—so much trouble, conceiving, and… most of the time, the—the baby, would put—Mabel’s health, in danger… so…” Another deep breath. “So—science. Miracle of science. It was—was their baby, their—DNA, and everything, but—but I carried it.” Her voice turned soft, even tender. “It’s only four months, for pigs… and then they could have a baby. I would have—a few—extra pounds, maybe, and—some stretch marks that no one would see—No real harm done…”
Kermit gently squeezed her shoulder. Helping a friend. She said she’d been helping a friend. He didn’t think he’d ever heard such an extreme understatement.
She was quiet for a long moment, just breathing in and out, looking at the baby she was nursing. She made some microscopic adjustment to the yellow blanket. “…Mabel, and Fitz… went… grocery shopping, one day… while I was napping…” she said slowly, very quietly. “And—there… there was… an accident…” Her head tilted down a little more, and she took a deep breath.
Pieces started clicking into place. Kermit gulped and inched closer. “So—so they can’t—…take care of the baby?” he offered softly, gently.
“…No,” she whispered numbly. “…They… they’re gone, now.”
He lowered his head. Mabel sounded like she had been Miss Piggy’s best friend. “I’m sorry, Piggy,” he whispered.
“…The—The day, that… the—tabloids… found me,” she said quietly, her voice shaking now with a trace of anger in her eyes—but only a trace. “When—When they took—that picture? …That was… the funeral, Kermie. And not—not one of them noticed, that—moi, was—all in black.”
He winced and gave her shoulder a gentle squeeze. He hadn’t noticed it, either. No one had noticed that she was grieving.
The anger faded from her eyes. “They didn’t… really have… family,” she whispered, her voice no longer shaking. “Or many—close friends, who… could—could afford, to— ” She bit her lip and shivered. “Oh Kermie, I didn’t know what to do!” she whimpered. “I—I couldn’t, just—hand Mabel’s baby off to some—some—stranger! Or—or an orphanage! Mabel—” She stopped, suddenly much calmer. “Mabel—wouldn’t have wanted that…”
“Of course,” he said softly.
“So, I—” She stopped for a moment, quietly gazing at the little baby in her arms. “…Her name is Renana,” she said softly. “That’s what… they were going to name her… I… I’m sorry, Kermie. I don’t know—where else—to go. I—I’m sorry—”
“Sorry?” He repeated, frowning, and he shook his head. “Piggy—”
“I don’t—I don’t mean to—be a bother, Kermie. I—I’ll figure something out. I just—for now, I—”
“Piggy, listen to me,” he said with a gentle firmness, and he stepped forward so that she could see him. With a hand on her cheek, he turned her eyes to meet his. “We’re family, Piggy. And—and that means—we take care of each other. And that includes you… and—and Renana, now,” he added softly. “Without question.”
“…Th-thank you,” she said softly.
He ignored the fact that her blouse was still half-undone, and he wrapped his arms around her shoulders and settled her head against him.