Canerica!

[TogetherAgain]

Yes, those of you ignoring Nyssa's utter exhaustion, I'll have you know, she is a CRAZY genious miracle worker. She figured out ALL of our travel arrangements to, from, and within Chicago for tomorrow. Nearly gave herself at least two heart attacks in the process. She's wonderful. THANK YOU FOOT! ...Er, Nyssa... RedDragon... Lady Fantasy... You there, sitting on my pillow. Yes, you. Thank you.

 

[The Count]

Foot? Thought Nyssa was the pickles.

 

[RedDragon]

No...I'm not pickles...that's silly

 

[The Count]

But you said that was you in the Muppets Sign on Online. And Lisa was "bobble". And Prawny was "Seafood Special".

 

[RedDragon]

Oh yes, but that was "pickle" not "pickles"...

 

[The Count]

Oh sorry... Will leave you to have fun with Canadian Bacon before she goes off to be part of the Seafood Special.

 

[TogetherAgain]

<Growls on behalf of Protege and Half> <steps aside for Protege to deal with it the Canadian way>

 

[RedDragon]

"Canadian Bacon?" No, if anything she'd be called "Ushy-Gushy..."

 

[Leyla]

<stares> Canadian BACON?

Yeesh, where's Piggy and her karate when you need her? She knows how to deal with that sort of unflattering nickname!

Besides, back home, we don't CALL it Canadian bacon. We call it back bacon.

And, yes, thank you Ed, I'm having a lovely time, and very much looking forward to meeting Prawnie. I'd LOVE to tour around to more of you lovely MC members, but I am at the whim of my plane tickets!

I'll have to do this again sometime though! You have NO idea how much fun it is to actually see my beloved mentor's scrunchy face.

Edit: Oh, thank you, Nyssa! That's MUCH more appealing. <stares happily into space>

 

[The Count]

Backbacon? Thought the joke was that you called Canadian bacon just regular bacon. Speaking of which... You should rully update that fic of yern. Think I'll just go get me a deep dish with plenty of bacon and sausage... And pineapple pieces.