Can someone explain the Hot Tub thread to me?

[Luke]

Well let's fire up the chainsaws and see, why don't we?

Now that reminds me of the "Flying Pants Of Death Through A Burning Rubber Ring Whilst Holding A Chainsaw" stunt Britney used to do in the hot tub. It all seemed so safe when we thought it was a cardboard cut-out!

 

[Beauregard]

Yeah, a damp one no less, which meant that we could hold a candle to her without causing aflame...

 

[Luke]

Yeah, a damp one no less, which meant that we could hold a candle to her without causing aflame...

Ack, i've had plenty of ex-girlfriends like that!

 

[Beauregard]

*laughs!* *then thinks* Heh...I havn't...

 

[sarah_yzma]

maybe you just aren't holding up the right lighter, Luke