Can someone explain the Hot Tub thread to me?

[sarah_yzma]

Haha! I miss lots of the old threads!

 

[Luke]

The Muppet Central Hot Tub thread is the main reason K-FED is divorcing Britney ..... he found out about the cardboard cut-out and the penguins. I can't say much more except it'll all come out during the court case but we are trying to keep her affair with Groucho the Psycho Rubber Chicken under wraps!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Well just because we had enough sense to not let K-Fed in..........

is it so wrong

 

[Luke]

Well just because we had enough sense to not let K-Fed in..........

is it so wrong

Exactly, i kept telling him he had to have made 1000 posts like everyone else ... but who would have known the Cardboard Cut-Out was the REAL Britney all these years. Ok, well she just sat there, vacant expression in her eyes, never sang a note live .... well, maybe we SHOULD have guessed, but still. And we really should have got a license for those illegally imported Penguins, i think K-FED was just jealous they could rap better than him!

By the way, Hello Sarah, haven't heard from you in ages and ages, hope you're ok!!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Haha I finally sound some spare time somewhere!

We even offered K-Fed a deal that we'd sport him a point for every album he sold......so far it's at three...and if I recall correctly, that's all he could afford before he overdrew his personal checking account....

 

[Luke]

Yup, and don't forget Muppet Central earned a grand total of 34 cents out of affiliate sales on those three albums. It'll be four albums sold soon because i hear that those 34 cents will be used to buy another copy of his album as soon as it goes into the bargain bins (which should be any day now, seeing as his album came out the other day). Not that the album will be listened to ... it's just when the penguins get a bit out of control (usually when we play those Jessica Simpson Muppet Pizza Ads on the big screen Hot Tub TV) we sometimes need to threaten them to move back into the Penguin Holding area and just placing the Cd into the player is enough to shock them!

 

[Beauregard]

*walks into the thread in a pair of swimming shorts*

Hey, what? it's for old times' sake.

 

[Kimp the Shrimp]

there was a hot tub

 

[Luke]

*walks into the thread in a pair of swimming shorts*

Hey, what? it's for old times' sake.

If its for old times sake you wouldn't have worn the shorts .. that's what scared the chickens away mister!

 

[The Count]

Yeah... Put on a pair of trousers for pity's sake...

Heh... Good thing we never let K-Fed into the hot tubs... The water would've been contaminated with his nastious skank.