Byron Fan Club

[Fozzie Bear]

So far, QUINNNNNNNNNNNN's the winner...

Any others?

"OLD TOO, BYRON"

For it has been noticed
My lack of hair
Gone never to return.
I think it went
To Byron's bod
as he has enough to burn.

I'm short and chubby
(well, not really, okay)
And Byron's tall and lean.
I can't play piano
(though I wish I did)
But, Byron can, and also sings.

Well-taken insults
Good humor abounds
Kinda like the ice cream.
If you like Janice and Mokey
And the 1980's
You're living in Byron's dream.

***************
Did I win?
FOZ

 

[Gonzo]

Re: So far, QUINNNNNNNNNNNN's the winner...

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Any others?

"OLD TOO, BYRON"

If you like Janice and Mokey
And the 1980's
You're living in Byron's dream.

FOZ

Nice touch...I don't know that any of us want to be in his dreams....

I won't take that any further.

I think YOU'RE the winner!!!!

It's pretty easy to declare winners when there are only two entries. Maybe we can BOTH win!

Quinnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[Fozzie Bear]

It's a tie!!

(No! It's a-nekkid a-bear!)

{I know, pitiful play off a good joke...}

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

"Odes"

LOL, um, "interesting" odes, guys...thanks for those two new classic literary works, lol (I think... )...

Now I'm wonderin', who judges a winner if more entries come in, and if they'll get their bust in time fer Christmas...

 

[Crazy Harry]

Keep in mind that I have the writing skills of a ferret

Our dear friend Byron
The one we love to tease.
We mock and torment him
with such ease.

But dispite this fact
he comes back for more.
Does he know that we're just having fun
or is he plotting the perfect way to even the score?

Sasquatch, Noodlehead
Nate gives him these names so vile.
Byron just turns the other cheek.
He takes it with a

He'll lose a job or a bet.
He's our own Charlie Brown.
He even has his own "lil' dark haired girl"
You can't keep him down.

What will he boycot next?
Will he take this one seriously?
The first to have his own fan club,
which Nate fought furiously.

So now I end this,
this poem so compelling.
I will now wait for Byron
to point out my typos and misspellings.

 

[Joggy]

A tall hairy dude from Kentucky
Got invited by Joggy - how lucky!
When Jog asked: "Can you make it?"
Byron said: "Now?! I'm NEKKID! "
To which Jog scrunched his nose and said "YUCKY!"

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Uh-oh!!

Joggy got a nice one in there, but looks like Crazy Harry might be in the lead!

Obviously, as always, that idiot Foz guy is in the rear...wonder what Byron thinks of all that?

 

[Thijs]

Byron, o Byron, with your heart of Iron

(is that a compliment )

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

More "Ode"s

LOL!!

Jeez, what great entries we're gettin' lately...

 

[Cantus Rock]

Flowers for the King of Clowns
(Matt's Ode to Byron)

An amazing man is he
who can be so full of hair
and stand up on stage
with a whole crowd a'stare
and sing out his heart

Byron be thy name

Amazing is he who's emotions
are little yellow faces
who can talk for hours and hours
of different sights, sounds and places
to so many people, all the time

Byron be thy name

Amazing is he who can deeply love
two foam rubber and fabric creations
manipulated into life
so strong in his declaration
it is his whole name

Byron be thy name

The happiest clown
making me laugh so loud
more than any other person
and i am so proud
to be a close friend of his

Byron be thy name

Flowers to you
oh man of the mock
your true friend forever
Matt, Cantus Rock
may you stay unchanged.

Byron, be thy name.

-Matt