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[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*gulp*

Well m--maybe no one else is witnessin' any o' this...



And 30 days---o' what?...

*gulp*

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man


*gulp*

Well m--maybe no one else is witnessin' any o' this...



And 30 days---o' what?...

*gulp*

Yeah, I think you're safe for now...just you an' me in here, heh heh heh...

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Phew, no contempt fer ME!

HaHAAA!



*dances around triumphantly in handcuffs*

Hmmm, if we're alone in here...

*backs up His Honor against a wall*

You better get me outta 'ese, or else...

 

[anathema]

This I gotta hear...

...or else what, exactly?

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Key?

OH! That must have been the crunchy part of my lunch!!

Here, I have a blow-torch.

But, wait!

You can't sue me for doing my job!! You can't sue the garbage man for taking up the garbage, or the barber for cutting hair. Yep, it is MY duty to make sure the accused maintains his integrity and the integrity of the court. Yessir, it is. And if you look back over the past few pages, he DID behave--so, I did my job. Only AFTER he was released from my guardianship did he begin calling people oafs and oars and stuff...

Yup *Pats self on back* I did my job well.

*Hands blowtorch off to Chris...*

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
Key?

OH! That must have been the crunchy part of my lunch!!

Here, I have a blow-torch.

But, wait!

You can't sue me for doing my job!! You can't sue the garbage man for taking up the garbage, or the barber for cutting hair. Yep, it is MY duty to make sure the accused maintains his integrity and the integrity of the court. Yessir, it is. And if you look back over the past few pages, he DID behave--so, I did my job. Only AFTER he was released from my guardianship did he begin calling people oafs and oars and stuff...

Yup *Pats self on back* I did my job well.

*Hands blowtorch off to Chris...*

If the cuffs are still on, he's still in your custody. And there's more than one way to skin a bear, y'know... Now c'mon, cough up!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Re: This I gotta hear...

Originally posted by anathema
...or else what, exactly?

Or else I--I--I'll remain restrained!



*yeah, isn't that good at threats*

 

[anathema]

Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Or else I--I--I'll remain restrained!

Uh-huh. Too right you w--

* looks up...and up...realises Byron's a lot taller than me *

Oh, sh--!

Bailiff!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

Originally posted by anathema
Uh-huh. Too right you w--

* looks up...and up...realises Byron's a lot taller than me *

Oh, sh--!

Bailiff!

'as right, I am...

MWHAhahahahaaaaaa!!

 

[anathema]

Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
'as right, I am...

MWHAhahahahaaaaaa!!

Oi! No doing the maniacal laugh unless you're sporting a Beard Of Evil(tm)!