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[anathema]

You could take him to the Small Claims Court - entirely free to you no matter which way the verdict goes

 

[Crazy Harry]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
Now will you kindly get these cuffs off me so's I can get outta here?

I might need a bigger knife.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by Crazy Harry
I might need a bigger knife.

*sigh*

Amateurs.



*tries to "saw" 'em off by rakin' the chain between 'em back and forth across metal pole*

 

[anathema]

Isn't it traditionally the prisoner who's supposed to swallow the key, not the bailiff?

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

SOMEONE SWALLOWED THE KEY?!

 

[anathema]

Originally posted by Janice & Mokey's Man
SOMEONE SWALLOWED THE KEY?!

Quick! Fetch the dried prunes, the beans and the 'Fear Factor' videos! There may still be time to recover it before the stomach acids start to work!

Hang on...where is the bailiff?

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

*thrashes arms behind back*

Somebody find that KEY!!

 

[anathema]

Well, if all else fails, there's always the bolt-cutters. You didn't need both your hands did you?

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Originally posted by anathema
Well, if all else fails, there's always the bolt-cutters. You didn't need both your hands did you?

Of COURSE I need both my hands, you OAF!!

Now get me loose!!

 

[anathema]

Careful, careful...you're still in the courtroom, y'know It's 30 days for contempt of court...