BOO! The "What Scared You Today?" Thread

[Pinkflower7783]

His name is Jason Earles and yes I just Googled that.

 

[newsmanfan]

Well, there's supposedly been some reports of people being bitten by vampire bats down in Texas I believe.

Consider the source.
Texas.

Bats are useful and graceful creatures. Love watching the little brown bats come out at dusk here. Not scary at all, and they swoop AWAY from people if they encounter them.

Cute bat:

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[Sgt Floyd]

DAAAAWWWWWW :3

You just made my day

 

[Pinkflower7783]

It's not cute to me I don't like anything that swoops down! I'm such a girly girl! XP

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But bats don't swoop down at people, and if they do, its an accident

 

[Pinkflower7783]

*Wants to muffin but must resist all temptation*

 

[Sgt Floyd]

But there is no reason to be scared of bats. Or me. I'm all the fun of a vampire bat but with all the cuteness of a fruit bat

*eats a muffin to shut up*

 

[D'Snowth]

The fact that Jimmy Fallon is a producer now.

 

[Vincent L]

The fact that Jimmy Fallon is a producer now.

How is that scary?

 

[D'Snowth]

How is that scary?

It seems like whenever these comedians start their own production companies, they just keep cranking out the same ol' lowbrow, mindless kind of junk over and over and over and over again.