Bill Barretta is a Sexy Muppet Mans

[Super Scooter]

It's about darn time!

 

[sarah_yzma]

I came back just in time!

 

[Super Scooter]

It's a revolution!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Revolution? As in war? Do I need a gun, or are Muffins standard issue?

 

[Luke]

Do I need a gun, or are Muffins standard issue?

So who's gonna be in charge of inspecting da Muffins then?

 

[sarah_yzma]

It's war, we don't have time for things like that.

I'll just take a bite out of 'em. Inspection done.

 

[Luke]

It's war, we don't have time for things like that.

Who are we fighting against? The Toughkids ran away long ago, and that Beaver Central dude, well he promised to remake the Muppet Show with his puppets - its probably him over in France.

 

[sarah_yzma]

I don't really know.

I guess on with your regularly scheduled BBB-ness!

 

[Luke]

I wonder how much it costs to book Bill for a personal appearance? We could have a Muppet Central Telethon, or Billathon!

 

[sarah_yzma]

Well I've got a handfull of change and a tub of blistex.....

Somehow I don't think that will be enough