Bill, I think.
When I was asked to do a story on the problem with not paying Bill, I thought "Goodness gracious! Why on earth should WE pay HIM for? After all, doesn't he make several thousand dollars for every project he does? And besides that, there's such a thing as dignity. What has Bill ever done for me? The only time I pay someone is when they do something for me. Now, in the event that he may have done something for me, why on earth would he have done it? There's something awfully suspicious about that Bill character. Now, with what's been said, if I were to pay Bill, what's my assurance that that money would be put to good use? This "Bill" character would probably waste my hard-earned money on booze and muffins. If this is the case, why should I-
Er, hold up. The, um, the editorial was supposed to be about people who don't pay their bills, not people who don't pay... a man named Bill.
Oh, well that's different. Nevermind.