Ziffel
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And now that the NCAA basketball season is over and Major League baseball has begun, I thought I'd start a thread for any comments about this season as it goes along.
Well, I was glad to see my Yankees started off with a 15-2 rout in Oakland! And the Philadelphia Sillies (er... Phillies) got creamed by the Cardinals 13-5 (13-1 at one point!).
And here's some funny quotes from good ol' Yogi Berra:
- Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" To this, Yogi replied, "Surprise me."
- I really liked it. Even the music was good. (When asked if he liked the opera one evening.)
- It was hard to have a conversation with anyone - there were too many people talking.
- I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. (When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.)
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- I'd say he's done more than that. (When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.)
- I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
- 90% of the game is half mental.
- I really didn't say everything I said.
These are so great!
Well, I was glad to see my Yankees started off with a 15-2 rout in Oakland! And the Philadelphia Sillies (er... Phillies) got creamed by the Cardinals 13-5 (13-1 at one point!).
And here's some funny quotes from good ol' Yogi Berra:
- Once, Yogi's wife Carmen asked, "Yogi, you are from St. Louis, we live in New Jersey, and you played ball in New York. If you go before I do, where would you like me to have you buried?" To this, Yogi replied, "Surprise me."
- I really liked it. Even the music was good. (When asked if he liked the opera one evening.)
- It was hard to have a conversation with anyone - there were too many people talking.
- I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. (When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.)
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- I'd say he's done more than that. (When asked if first baseman Don Mattingly had exceeded expectations for the current season.)
- I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.
- 90% of the game is half mental.
- I really didn't say everything I said.
These are so great!