Bad Baby Names

[Beebers]

These are my children Apple and Almond, the Granola Twins.

Here are my children Apple, Pear, Mango and Pomegranate, as seen in the famous oil portrait Still Life With Children.

ceecee, Aster is a gorgeous name and they're one of my favorite flowers. But I think she would be teased much too much. At least you're thinking ahead.

 

[Whatever]

These are my children Apple and Almond, the Granola Twins.

Here are my children Apple, Pear, Mango and Pomegranate, as seen in the famous oil portrait Still Life With Children.

*snorts*

 

[McFraggle]

Aww, I thought that was a really sweet name. I think "Almond" would be a nice name too...

It is sweet, but the kid will probably get teased a lot. I guess they could have named it Zoot.

 

[AndyWan Kenobi]

Man, that's nuts.

Well, sometimes you feel like a nut...

 

[Beebers]

Well, sometimes you feel like a nut...

. . . and this is my daughter Almond Joy . . .

 

[superfan]

Y'know, I like Apple too. (not her mom, though)

It's probably the only fruit name that works. (Kiwi would be a hard sell)

For example:

"This is my daughter, Apple." not bad

"This is my daughter, Banana." BAD

 

[Whatever]

I've always been glad I was born two days before Thanksgiving and not on the day itself. My parents might have gotten carried away and named me Thankful.

 

[Beebers]

Y'know, I like Apple too. (not her mom, though)

It's probably the only fruit name that works. (Kiwi would be a hard sell)

For example:

"This is my daughter, Apple." not bad

"This is my daughter, Banana." BAD

And this is my son, Bananabrain.

 

[Whatever]

Claudia Schiffer just named her daughter Clementine. Yuck.

 

[AndyWan Kenobi]

It's probably the only fruit name that works. (Kiwi would be a hard sell)

Howzabout Peach? Or, (for you SNL fans), Mango? Papaya would be cool, but only as a name to call your grandfather or something.