Bad Baby Names

[Chatalie]

DORCAS?!? Dad must have been DOOFUS.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by radionate
I do. Most of my jokes aren't of the "rimshot" variety though. They take a little more thought.

Not that I can't make "rimshot" jokes. Or that there is anything wrong with them.

That's funn-ee!! I mention cutting the cheese, you say "rimshot!"

Move over Abbott and Costello, here comes Kevin and Nate!

 

[radionate]

Sounds Gouda to me!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

bah-dah-pum-CHING!

 

[Crazy Harry]

*looks down and shakes head*

 

[radionate]

Mozzarella with you?

 

[Crazy Harry]

I'm not going to get roped into this.

 

[radionate]

We've got the string cheese all ready!

 

[wolfy]

Honest-to-Pete real names?

Okay...here are two that I actually know of:

Casper Sebastian Michael (something) Herkimer (could be Hercumer) Conte

Crystal Shanda Lear

The first is my father, so DON'T go making jokes about his name. I realize that it's a weird name, but hey, it was his and I loved him.

The second name is the actual name that some friends of ours gave to their newborn daughter. Their last name is Lear (pronounced "leer" with a long e sound, like it's written), and they thought the name Crystal Shanda would be so nice for their little bundle of joy. It is, until you have to hear the entire name.

I mean, how many people don't know about crystal chandeliers? (Which I hope I spelled correctly...)
wolfy

 

[Baby Animal]

Oh, is that how you spell Herkimer? Now I'll spell it right. I used Hercumer only because I never actaully spelt right. Herkimer Horace... ah instant death....