Bad Baby Names

[jediX]

You know what name I'd hate to have? Bort.

 

[tiggie0686]

You know what name I'd hate to have? Bort.

That's a name!? What is the world coming to!?

So this is completely random, but I'm in a very garrulous mood right now (ha, if I just used my SAT-type word incorrectly, don't laugh!). In first grade there was a kid in my class named Johangir (it's an Indian name, I'm not quite sure on the spelling). Anyway, one day a substitute came to class and was taking attendance and he called this kid "Jahonker". Now, being 6, this was the funniest thing ever and it has obviously stuck with me for a long time. It was that memorable.

And if I were a guy, I wouldn't want to be named Xerxes. Apparently the female form of that name is Xuxa.

 

[jediX]

I don't know if Bort is an actual name; the only time I've heard it was in a Simpsons episode.

 

[Whatever]

I heard of one guy whose first name was Youngblood.

 

[Whatever]

My three newest cousins (no joke)
Angelique Lillian
Annabel Lee
Bonny Leanna

 

[dwayne1115]

i was visting a nursing home one day and i meet a lady whos reall name was Maddog. she was a sweet old lady but her name was Madog. I asked her how in the wrold she got such a name. And the answer was so simple my dady was a moonshiner in the moutians and when i was brone he was bit by a mad dog and so thats what they named her. Now im going to name my kids kermit becaues thats probly who i will have on my mind when and if my child is bron.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

The name "Blanche" always reminded me of a dog vomiting. If you say it kind of gruffly *Blanche* it sounds like it too.

Um, hello..."The Golden Girls"? You can't insult some'in' related to a classic sitcom!

Really!

You can't!

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

LOL!

Sweet ol' Maddog! Lord, if that's a true story, that is a hoot...

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

And if I were a guy, I wouldn't want to be named Xerxes. Apparently the female form of that name is Xuxa.

Ooooo, but I think "X" names are so cool!

Xavier, Xerxes...

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Um, hello..."The Golden Girls"? You can't insult some'in' related to a classic sitcom!

Sure, I can. Say it with a little grunt behind it: "BLANCHE." Especially if, while grunting behind it, you drag it out a little: "Blaaanche!"

Kinda makes you wanna eat grass.