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Yep..I sure have!Wow, congratulations, Kathy! I know you were looking forward to this concert for a long time!
I'm doing better than that.I had to dig pretty deep in the archives.But I found it. Here ya go!:Winslow Leach said:You should post a link to your wonderful TMS fanfic featuring Bowzer!
TMS-guest starring Bowzer-Season 3
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(OK....for those of you who DON'T know who Bowzer is,he's an oldies singer with a deep voice who was in a group called Sha Na Na.He's a tough sort of guy,with slicked back hair & dressed in black,often weraring a black leather jacket w/emblems on thembut also plays classical piano,which I'll add towards the end.Also,a "bowzer" is another name for a dog.
This is all just a start.Give me your opinions so far,whether they be good or bad.)
*knock on door*
Scooter:Bowzer? 15 seconds to curtain,Bowzer!
Bowzer:Hey thanks Scooter. Got a question though. What's with all the dog bones?
Scooter:Oh...they're from all the dogs around here. I guess they didn't know you're human.
Bowzer: *looking at the camera* Well at least I wasn't given a fire hydrant as a bathroom.
After theme song,Gonzo tries to blow a note through his trumpet,but bubble gum comes out , causing a bubble to pop on him.
Gonzo: YUK!
Kermit:Thank you..thank you!Hi-Ho and welcome to what we hope will be an enjoyable night for you on The Muppet Show!
Statler:Is it ever?
Kermit:*looking up at the balcony*:Well why do you guys come if you don't enjoy it?
Waldorf:Oh,we enjoy it.
Statler:Yeah...the ending: Doh-ho ho!
Kermit scrunches up his face:Yeesh. Anyway tonight we have a very multi talented guest star. His name's Bowzer,but he is not...I repeat NOT a dog!
:several dogs grumble and leave the theater:
Kermit:Can't please everyone,I guess.
Janice,Annie Sue and Miss Piggy sing "Stop In The Name Of Love" At the end,Piggy ad
libs,"And if you DO break my heart ,Frog,I'll break every bone in your body!"
Bowzer & Robin :"Mr. Bassman" Robin starts out trying to sing really low.: Oh..I'll NEVER get it!
Bowzer comes onstage:Hey Robin...what's the matter?You look kinda down.
Robin:Oh hi Bowzer...yeah,I am. I'll never be able to sing as low as you
Bowzer: Well you won't sound like a young frog forever.Your voice will change like your Uncle Kermit's.Think I had a deep voice like this my whole life?
Robin:Well...no.
Bowzer:OK then (and they start "Mr.Bassman")
UK Song:"Swingin' On A Star" A male WN Muppet is swinging on a metal star in a dark blue background
Swedish Chef skit: Gooey Butter Cake- in the middle of making it,the gooey mix gets all over the chef & he panics!
Backstage:Gonzo STILL has bubblegum on him & between the gum,& the Gooey Butter Cake mix Gonzo & the Swedish Chef get stuck together!
Part 2
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The Swedish Chef is cursing (or what seems to be cursing) in Mock Swedish.
Kermit*yelling*: CHEF! Take it easy huh?
Gonzo:Yeah...think of how I feel! Kermit...ya gotta get us apart!
Kermit:OK...don't panic..we'll figure something out.Yeesh...what a night for this to happen.
Enter Bowzer from his dressing room
Bowzer:Hey...what's going on?
Commotion from all the Muppets trying to get them apart
Bowzer:Um...hello?
MORE commotion
FINALLY Bowzer cups his hands around his mouth:WHAT THE HEY IS GOING ON?
Kermit*shaking head*:Oh...Gonzo got bubble gum stuck to himself before & the Chef got this gooky cake mixture stuck on him,and now we can't get them unstuck.
Bowzer:Kind of a sticky situation,huh?
He gets a glare from Gonzo and the Swedish Chef
Bowzer:Sorry.OK...you and you..:he gestures toward Gonzo and The Swedish Chef: c'mere. :he fishes a tube of hair grease from his pocket:
Gonzo:This won't hurt,will it?
Bowzer:No
Swedish Chef is mumbling under his breath
Bowzer to Kermit:Hey..he does understand English doesn't he?
Kermit:Only when he wants to,I think.
Bowzer:An' you...hook nose...
Gonzo:That's Gonzo! And yes I understand English.
Bowzer:All right!Gonzo.You an' da Chef.I'm gonna put some of dis grease on youse. Now when I say tree (he pronounces "three" like "tree" since he has a Brooklyn accent) youse pull apart.
Chef:Tree?Leek-a da oak tree
Bowzer:No...like these fingers holds up three fingers.
Chef:Ooohh..Okeedokee!
Bowzer putting grease on them: All right...now...One...Two....Tree! Go ahead!
They pull apart and the Swedish Chef goes flying into the canteen and Gonzo goes flying into the balcony
G:Sorry guys...just dropping in.
S & W shake their heads
Everyone cheers and Bowzer does his pose that he's known for (flexing bicep on right arm & opening his mouth really wide)
Some of the Muppet girls swoon & flock to Bowzer's side
Bowzer bowing :Thank youse...thank youse. I need to go rehearse my next act.
Kermit:Whew! Now we can get things back in order.
Bowzer's in his dressing room ,practicing some classical music when Rowlf knocks at the door:Hey Bowzer?
Bowzer:Yeah...door's open.
Rowlf comes in :Hiya...I'm Rowlf the Dog.
Bowzer*rolls his eyes*: All right...this is getting a little old. Look,Rowlf,as you can see...I'm not a dog even though I have the nickname Bowzer. Here...want a bone?
Rowlf looking kind of hurt : Oh I know you're not a dog. It's just that I've seen you perform piano before & you're great! I play the piano too!
Bowzer:You do?Wow!
Rowlf:Well...see ya around. he turns around to leave but Bowzer stops him
Bowzer:Hey Rowlf...come back,buddy!
Rowlf comes back:Yeah?
Bowzer:I'm sorry I got all annoyed and everything.It's just that with all the doggie treats I got,I thought that you were here to add an extra one.
Rowlf:I eat regular people food.then lowers his voice:Except for the Swedish Chef's cooking!
Bowzer:That bad,huh?
Rowlf:Let's just say that it's not fit for a dog!
*The two share a good laugh*
FINALE:
Kermit:Just to show our guest star doesn't always have a crazy side,he's here on piano.From what he's told me he studied piano at the Juilliard School of Music at the tender age of seven on.Ladies and gentlemen,here's Bowzer with "Bumble Boogie!"YAAAYYYY*waves arms*
Bowzer comes out in a suit,hair ungreased...takes a bow & begins playing
Kermit: Well...that's our show for tonight,but before we go ,let's give a warm thank you to our guest star,Bowzer! YAAAYYY!
Bowzer comes out with his hair re greased & his black greaser outfit on
Bowzer: Thanks a lot for having me here Kermit.It's been fun!And I daresay I had a doggone good time!
Kermit: Well...I'm glad you didn't get too uptight about the dog snacks left in your room.
Bowzer: Nah...I'm gonna give them to the dogs around here. I think they understand now that I'm human.Here guys!throwing bones & dogs come charging
Kermit:We'll see you all next time on The Muppet Show!
Bowzer:Goodnight & grease for peace! :doing signature pose again:
Characters in goodnights:Kermit & Most of the dogs from TMS
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